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SynthFetish
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(09-13-2017, 06:10 PM)
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If you love coffee like me, you've always wanted to sip coffee from a large copper pipe.

Bripe is Turkish coffee(?) on the go. Designed for the hardcore camper that is tired of the complex kettles and other fancy equipment needed to make coffee. Bripe simplifies the coffee making process for when you can't pack an entire espresso machine for your 14 day hike.

Simply place grounds into the base, add water, heat with a goddamn torch while monitoring the temperature and enjoy.

And check out this kit that totally doesn't look awkward at all.

No way this will lead to you getting detained at an airport.


What says you Coffee GAF? Are you going to be baping soon?
Outdoor GAF, does this appeal to you?

https://www.briping.com/
Guevara
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(09-13-2017, 06:12 PM)
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Like vaping but for coffee
EvilKatarn
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(09-13-2017, 06:12 PM)
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I've spent my whole day thinking about this goddamn thing.
Westbahnhof
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(09-13-2017, 06:13 PM)
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Until I get a link, I'll assume you just made this with stuff from your garage.
benicillin
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(09-13-2017, 06:13 PM)
I've always wanted to freebase my coffee.

EDIT: Oh my god the name is a combination of brew pipe.
XenodudeX
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(09-13-2017, 06:13 PM)
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Vaping coffee?>
see5harp
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(09-13-2017, 06:14 PM)
I mean I suppose I could carry that and I could take dabs and drink coffee with one rig.
Slayven
gimme some o dat God-crafted alabaster greatness
(09-13-2017, 06:14 PM)
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Shit looks like a meth or crack pipe

You going down if you get caught with that shit
Reverend Funk
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(09-13-2017, 06:14 PM)
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I'm in
Auto_aim1
MeisaMcCaffrey
(09-13-2017, 06:14 PM)
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"Sir, this is a bong not a bom..."
NealMcCauley
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(09-13-2017, 06:14 PM)
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Looks like something Samwise would carry.

Originally Posted by Westbahnhof

Until I get a link, I'll assume you just made this with stuff from your garage.

https://www.briping.com/
wenis
Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.
(09-13-2017, 06:14 PM)
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artisanal crack pipe.

cool!
Trouble
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(09-13-2017, 06:14 PM)
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Is this legal?
Bad_Boy
time to take my meds
(09-13-2017, 06:16 PM)
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Like eating a cheeseburger with chopsticks.

I'm good on that fam.
Hoo-doo
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(09-13-2017, 06:16 PM)
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Or you just take your Bialetti like a normal person. What is this hipster trash.
Seik
something about preservation I guess
(09-13-2017, 06:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by Trouble

Is this legal?

Depends on what you put in it. :P
whatsinaname
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(09-13-2017, 06:17 PM)
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$85!! A good turkish coffee pot is < $15. -_-

And if you are going camping long enough for your coffee cravings to hit, you are going to have some sort of stove/burner anyway.
Slayven
gimme some o dat God-crafted alabaster greatness
(09-13-2017, 06:17 PM)
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Just brewing that cup of joe
Enduin
No bald cap? Lies!
(09-13-2017, 06:17 PM)
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So a Hipster Crack Pipe?
Keasar
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(09-13-2017, 06:18 PM)
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That's a crack pipe.
Elfotografoalocado
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(09-13-2017, 06:18 PM)

Put water to boil, when it does remove from the fire and throw the coffee grounds in it. After infusion, filter and drink.
???
Profit.
HeySeuss
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(09-13-2017, 06:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by Slayven

Shit looks like a meth or crack pipe

You going down if you get caught with that shit

This was my exact thought. And I'm a cop so....

Lol
TheCochese
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(09-13-2017, 06:19 PM)
M'latte
Westbahnhof
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(09-13-2017, 06:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by NealMcCauley

https://www.briping.com/

Thanks I hate it
Dubbedinenglish
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(09-13-2017, 06:20 PM)

Originally Posted by Slayven

Just brewing that cup of joe

Columbian artisanal grounds
SynthFetish
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(09-13-2017, 06:21 PM)
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Originally Posted by TheCochese

M'latte

*Tips brew pipe*
Poodlestrike
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(09-13-2017, 06:21 PM)
This is the sketchiest fucking thing.
Brock Reiher
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(09-13-2017, 06:21 PM)

Originally Posted by Slayven

Just brewing that cup of joe

How much?
Enduin
No bald cap? Lies!
(09-13-2017, 06:21 PM)
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Mmm I really loved those Colombian "Coffee" Crystals in my Bripe.


Amagon
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(09-13-2017, 06:22 PM)
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Fucking millennials.
Chorazin
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(09-13-2017, 06:23 PM)
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"Made for the hardcore camper"

Oh fuck you, an Aeropress and titanium cup is like 6 oz. Sure, it's bigger, but you can also use it for other stuff if you wanted. This has one purpose.

Fuck this so hard.
SummitAve
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(09-13-2017, 06:24 PM)
Doesn't seem convenient at all for camping or hiking tbh.
GodofWine
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(09-13-2017, 06:24 PM)
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I can totally see people sitting outside on gentrified city blocks, all cooking up their coffee while listening to the Black Keys, and posting it to instagram on a Iphone X. What an Advertisement that would make.

If this is for camping, BRING SOME INSTANT COFFEE YOU FOOL. Its not bad, seriously, its like perfectly average-ish coffee.
Maintenance
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(09-13-2017, 06:25 PM)
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Reminds me of a crack pipe.
Slayven
gimme some o dat God-crafted alabaster greatness
(09-13-2017, 06:25 PM)
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New Jack City was about coffee
mr jones
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(09-13-2017, 06:27 PM)
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What if you're camping with friends? Are you supposed to puff puff pass?
Monocle
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(09-13-2017, 06:28 PM)
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The perfect second-brunch pick-me-up for your gently toasted urban hike through downtown Portland.
Reverend Funk
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(09-13-2017, 06:29 PM)
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do they sell any that have usb ports? asking for a friend
Akuun
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(09-13-2017, 06:30 PM)
It seems completely impossible to use something like this without looking like the world's biggest douche.
aspiegamer
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(09-13-2017, 06:31 PM)
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Anyone walking around with this product should expect to be arrested for carrying drug paraphernalia. Good luck convincing a jury this was for "coffee." Disclaimer: Laws vary by state and federal law seems limited to buying/selling said items (disclaimer disclaimer: this is random info off a legal website).
Peccavi
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(09-13-2017, 06:31 PM)
Doesn't seem simpler than bringing a French Press, a moka pot, a pourover, a mason jar to coldbrew in, an aeropress...

I guess this is more convenient than bringing your espresso machine into the wilderness.
Mr. X
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(09-13-2017, 06:31 PM)
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Boujee crack pipe
Izayoi
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(09-13-2017, 06:31 PM)
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Use a percolator like a regular human, please.

This is some inane bullshit, TBH.
HStallion
Now what's the next step in your master plan?
(09-13-2017, 06:32 PM)
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I'd rather not put a metal object that needs to be heated up by a butane torch to use anywhere near my face. This is how you burn your face or singe off your beard.
Slayven
gimme some o dat God-crafted alabaster greatness
(09-13-2017, 06:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by Akuun

It seems completely impossible to use something like this without looking like the world's biggest douche.

It is the handheld version of those bikes with one big wheel
Dubbedinenglish
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(09-13-2017, 06:33 PM)

Originally Posted by Akuun

It seems completely impossible to use something like this without looking like the world's biggest douche.

Feature not bug
old manatee
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(09-13-2017, 06:33 PM)
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That's amazing. It's like smoking healthy crack, rich with antioxidants. I'm going to be out in the woods on snowshoes a lot this winter so I definitely see the appeal.
Snowybreak
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(09-13-2017, 06:33 PM)
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That looks like a mobile dab rig, only more awkward.
Brock Reiher
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(09-13-2017, 06:34 PM)
Imagine going on a hike with friends and taking out your traditional wilderness coffee brewing setup, only to have a friend take out their Bripe and make you look like a fucking moron. Worth the risk?
Johndoey
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(09-13-2017, 06:36 PM)
It's just a high class crack pipe.

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