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Randdalf · Apr 15, 2012

Strawberry wine gums.

Harry Potter · Apr 15, 2012

Dr Eggman said:
Pink starbursts.

Your new avatar is freaking me out.

Like the hat? · Apr 15, 2012

"movie theater" type box of sweetarts
90% green and blue (worst flavors)
.001% purple (best flavor)

every single time.

and yes, anything blue raspberry is awful. Why did that become so popular?

Red · Apr 15, 2012

Chinpoko_Master said:
Banana Laffy Taffy is another horrible flavor that is usually left alone and unwanted because it tastes like shit.

MEET ME SOMEWHERE

Ryaaan14 · Apr 15, 2012

Chinpoko_Master said:
Banana Laffy Taffy is another horrible flavor that is usually left alone and unwanted because it tastes like shit.

Ok I'm just going to take some deep breaths and leave this thread for a bit.

Timedog · Apr 15, 2012

Chinpoko_Master said:
Grape is alright. Blueberry or whatever the blue Jolly Rancher is supposed to be is horrible though. I never eat them. They need to bring back lemon.

Yeah, I was gonna say "what is this blue raspberry crap?". When I was a kid they had lemon. My taste for lemon really depended on my mood, but anything that wasn't grape was okay in my book.

blamite · Apr 15, 2012

I really like the banana Laffy Taffy. I don't think anyone else does.

...

You guys can all give me yours if you don't want them.

alternade · Apr 15, 2012

Were there ever orange flavor jolly ranchers?

Tesseract · Apr 15, 2012

Wiggum2007 said:
How do you stop yourself from eating it?

you're not supposed to eat it?

Aeana · Apr 15, 2012

I love banana Laffy Taffy so much. I don't think I've had any in 15+ years.

Ultimadrago · Apr 15, 2012

blamite said:
I really like the banana Laffy Taffy. I don't think anyone else does.

...

You guys can all give me yours if you don't want them.

I think you might get truckloads.

Ryaaan14 · Apr 15, 2012

Ultimadrago said:
I think you might get truckloads.

I want in.

madp · Apr 15, 2012

I haven't gotten a tan M&M in a bag in at least 15 years. I must have the world's worst luck

LProtag · Apr 15, 2012

You're probably fixated on the ones you want at the time, so if there's a perceived lack of them you suddenly notice and claim it's always like that.

Every time it's normal it's not a huge deal.

DMeisterJ · Apr 15, 2012

Lemon Sour Patch Kids.

It seems like it's overloaded with Apple and Orange, and there's like two lemon candies in there. Jesus Christ.

You'd think they'd have some super secret mixing thing that gets you near conformity of flavors, or they'd hand count them.

CornBurrito · Apr 15, 2012

Devolution said:
Out of 32 jolly ranchers I only got 4 Apple ones in this bag. Those are the best. What flavors do you like that seem to be distributed terribly among candy?

Red.

Red is always the least common flavor, and always the best.

See: Sour Patch Kids.

Tesseract · Apr 15, 2012

Ryaaan14 said:
I want in.

let me get this straight:

you like grape jolly ranchers and you like banana laffy taffy? nemesis!

Dishwalla · Apr 15, 2012

Mad Pierrot said:
I haven't gotten a tan M&M in a bag in at least 15 years. I must have the world's worst luck

A tan M&M? I don't think I've ever seen a tan M&M.

lunchtoast · Apr 15, 2012

I remember I had a phase where I was too lazy to peel off the starbursts wrapper so I would just eat it as is. I like all the flavors, but it depends what mood I'm in.

thekonamicode · Apr 15, 2012

Dishwalla said:
A tan M&M? I don't think I've ever seen a tan M&M.

I think he was joking. Blue replaced tan in 1995.

Ultimadrago · Apr 15, 2012

DMeisterJ said:
Lemon Sour Patch Kids.

It seems like it's overloaded with Apple and Orange, and there's like two lemon candies in there. Jesus Christ.

You'd think they'd have some super secret mixing thing that gets you near conformity of flavors, or they'd hand count them.

Dawg, I stuff 20 in my mouth at a time, always.

Admiral Bone to Pick · Apr 15, 2012

lunchtoast said:
I remember I had a phase where I was too lazy to peel off the starbursts wrapper so I would just eat it as is. I like all the flavors, but it depends what mood I'm in.

...Did you swallow the wrapper paper?

Sai-kun · Apr 15, 2012

Timedog said:
NOBODY LIKES GRAPE WHY IS IT A FLAVOR OF JOLLY RANCHER?

Sorry Tdog, grape and blueberry are the best flavor of Jolly Rancher.

Devolution · Apr 15, 2012

Obsessed said:
Red.

Red is always the least common flavor, and always the best.

See: Sour Patch Kids.

Red is cherry. Like it's comrade grape, I'm just not a fan since I grew up taking terrible tasting medicine with those two flavors.

Redford · Apr 15, 2012

lunchtoast said:
I remember I had a phase where I was too lazy to peel off the starbursts wrapper so I would just eat it as is. I like all the flavors, but it depends what mood I'm in.

You are awesome.

madp · Apr 15, 2012

Dishwalla said:
A tan M&M? I don't think I've ever seen a tan M&M.

They replaced tan with blue back in the 90s. It was my favorite color as a kid and I was crushed when they discontinued it, so I was joking about being in denial over the death of the tan M&M.

It honestly affects my enjoyment of M&Ms

TheExecutive · Apr 15, 2012

Jolly Ranchers in general taste like shit. Watermelon is the only rancher worth it's weight.

Moppet13 · Apr 15, 2012

My only memories of jolly ranchers is getting old stale slimy jolly ranchers in summer school when I was like 8-10. They're all bad flavors to me.

Vermillion · Apr 15, 2012

Devolution said:
6. 7 Watermelon which is my second favorite. 5 Cherry and the rest Blue Raspberry. Tons of blue raspberry fuck.

Ultimadrago said:
I hate Blue Raspberry Ranchers, you have my condolences.

Ryaaan14 said:
Blue raspberry is worse than anything in life. I would honestly rather drink spoiled milk than eat a bag of blue raspberry candy.

Chinpoko_Master said:
Grape is alright. Blueberry or whatever the blue Jolly Rancher is supposed to be is horrible though. I never eat them. They need to bring back lemon.

Mr. Serious Business said:
I will forever resent Blue Raspberry for replacing Lemon. And for being disgusting.

Listen to me closely:

Fuck you all.

Blue Raspberry is the best flavor of everything ever, shitty vodka excluded.

Ryaaan14 · Apr 16, 2012

Tesseract said:
let me get this straight:

you like grape jolly ranchers and you like banana laffy taffy? nemesis!

Good taste is good taste.

lunchtoast · Apr 16, 2012

JokerOfSpades said:
Listen to me closely:

Fuck you all.

Blue Raspberry is the best flavor of everything ever, shitty vodka excluded.

It must be cold and lonely on your side of the room.

Devolution · Apr 16, 2012

JokerOfSpades said:
Listen to me closely:

Fuck you all.

Blue Raspberry is the best flavor of everything ever, shitty vodka excluded.

Gimme your fucking address so I can ~~kick your ass~~ send you this candy so someone will enjoy it.

bigmakattack · Apr 16, 2012

Every bag of skittles I get always has too many grape and lemon and not enough cherry. Usually the reason I get the tropical skittles, all the flavors are good.

JokerOfSpades said:
Listen to me closely:

Fuck you all.

Blue Raspberry is the best flavor of everything ever, shitty vodka excluded.

.

Tesseract · Apr 16, 2012

Ryaaan14 said:
Good taste is good taste.

i'll send you to hell!

though i respect the man who favors banana taffy. that stuff is an acquired taste.

DMeisterJ · Apr 16, 2012

bigmakattack said:
Every bag of skittles I get always has too many grape and lemon and not enough cherry. Usually the reason I get the tropical skittles, all the flavors are good.

Wild berry > Any other flavor bag of skittles.

madp · Apr 16, 2012

On the apple Jolly Rancher note, I recently discovered that Jolly Rancher is producing sticks for a select few flavors again (apple included), which is great news in spite of the fact that I nearly broke my fucking teeth trying to eat the things as a kid. I first saw a box at nearby gas station and had to check that they hadn't just been found in a dusty corner of the storage room after 15 years.

My life will be complete if they start making cinnamon sticks again. No other Jolly Rancher even compared.

lastplayed · Apr 16, 2012

Egg & Cream toffees

bigmakattack · Apr 16, 2012

DMeisterJ said:
Wild berry > Any other flavor bag of skittles.

Those are great too.

NGAMER9 · Apr 16, 2012

You people that prefer the garbage red and pink Starbursts to the godly orange and yellow disgust me.

Ryaaan14 · Apr 16, 2012

DMeisterJ said:
Wild berry > Any other flavor bag of skittles.

Tropical Skittles laugh at that.

wenis · Apr 16, 2012

Devolution said:
6. 7 Watermelon which is my second favorite. 5 Cherry and the rest Blue Raspberry. Tons of blue raspberry fuck.

Those dry my mouth out almost immediately.

lunchtoast · Apr 16, 2012

Neapolitan ice cream. It would be cool if they made it w/o chocolate.

Devolution · Apr 16, 2012

Also lemon/orange candy rules what the hell at some of the posts in here.

thekonamicode · Apr 16, 2012

Also, I love these ....

Tesseract · Apr 16, 2012

lemonheads are probably my favorite candy. shame they're so goddamn hard to find.

Red · Apr 16, 2012

lunchtoast said:
Neapolitan ice cream. It would be cool if they made it w/o chocolate.

And thus, lunchtoast's opinions were lost to history forever.

Moppet13 · Apr 16, 2012

NGAMER9 said:
You people that prefer the garbage red and pink Starbursts to the godly orange and yellow disgust me.

I will trade you 200 yellow starburst for 200 pink starburst.

CorkyFromLifeGoesOn · Apr 16, 2012

Conjoined peanut M&Ms. Extra candy shell, two peanuts, more chocolate. I've eaten 3 maybe 4 in my life time. A rare treat indeed.

Wizman23 · Apr 16, 2012

Apple can eat a dick. Cherry for life

Devolution · Apr 16, 2012

Should just make this the Trading Candy Flavors thread.

Wizman23 said:
Apple can eat a dick. Cherry for life

Apples can't eat dicks but they can sure be tossed at them.

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