Seems pretty clever though I must admit.
Yeah. Pretty clever way to be childish, lose your job and its benefits, aaaand get sent to jail.
Seems pretty clever though I must admit.
Except that (if you're the food thief) you could take the note to HR, and blame it on whoever wrote the note and had his or her name on the brownies. I call fake.
Yeah. Pretty clever way to be childish, lose your job and its benefits, aaaand get sent to jail.
Reminded me of this:
If you live in a place where you have separate rooms, there is no reason you should not have a mini fridge.
How hard is it to not be an asshole? I'm about to put this on my shared fridge.
Except that (if you're the food thief) you could take the note to HR, and blame it on whoever wrote the note and had his or her name on the brownies. I call fake.
Just tag your food with your name? If it still gets eaten, then your roomates really don't give a fuck about you and you would then need to confront them.
Man up instead of writing a note like a big baby.
I think you're confusing horrible with hilarious. I'm sure whoever stole the food will go on to steal from his next co-workers at his new job instead.that is a fucking horrible thing to do
Man up instead of writing a note like a big baby.
I'd rather come off as a chump, than a dickhead that has to chastise someone like a parent, because theirs didn't teach them to not take what they didn't own.Sure, if you prefer to look like a total chump incapable of solving things the normal way.
If you live in a place where you have separate rooms, there is no reason you should not have a mini fridge.
Read the thread instead of replying without knowing what's going on like a mouth breathing imbecile.
I did. I don't care what you ultimately do, but don't forget you're being a baby if you write a letter.
If you lick or cum on your food, no one will want to eat it, problem solved.
Obviously you didn't, and obviously you do care, hence your initial reply.
Nah baby. Cry more.
I am going to eat all of your pizza then write a note about how I did it with no remorse and leave it inside the empty pizza box so you think pizza is left, open said box and find the note.
You should draw a picture of a pizza
Reply more.
If I do, will you write me a super angry letter?
Would be pointless cause you wouldn't read the whole thing before replying.If I do, will you write me a super angry letter?
Would be pointless cause you wouldn't read the whole thing before replying.
Keep posting, bud. Show how much you don't care.
I am going to eat all of your pizza then write a note about how I did it with no remorse and leave it inside the empty pizza box so you think pizza is left, open said box and find the note.
This is just to say
I have eaten
The slices of pizza
That were in
The refrigerator
And which
you were probably
saving
For breakfast lunch and dinner
Forgive me
They were delicious
So tasty
And cold
it would be impossible for me to take you seriously if you have to include 'you do not want this' in brackets.
No it wouldn't. You obviously don't know me.
How many roommates are we talking about here? I've been there, had 5 roomies once. This was a big pain in the ass. Eventually they stopped, I think I put a note on a couple of my things.
No it wouldn't. You obviously don't know me.
No it wouldn't. You obviously don't know me.
Very easy situation
1.Stick your dick in your food , take picture.
2. After they eat your food post picture of said food and say "how ma dick taste"
3. Have a good laugh and no one eats your food.
I'm about 97% sure it would.
+/- 4%
My roommates are not home and I need to fucking vent.Well to be fair, you don't really come across as a assertive and/or confrontative person, what with writing angry notes and all.
If he doesn't take you seriously after talking with him do this please.