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Salsa · Feb 28, 2011

good job boss

Pancakes · Feb 28, 2011

nib95 said:
Lol...wow....what an OP. Is the game going to actually be any god though?

Just like with DA:O, I'm waiting until the GB quicklook.

Alastor · Feb 28, 2011

Nirolak said:
Dammit, I need an upgrade. : (

I can borrow you my Riva TNT2 32MB, I played Quake 3 on that one in 1024x768 with everything on high, should be more than enough.

burgerdog · Feb 28, 2011

Steam sale day 1.

nib95 · Feb 28, 2011

Well, I just ordered a new GTX 570 and I thought I'd give this game a go as just one more to flex it's muscles. Based on the OP I don't know what to expect lol.

iavi · Feb 28, 2011

nib95 said:
Well, I just ordered a new GTX 570 and I thought I'd give this game a go as just one more to flex it's muscles. Based on the OP I don't know what to expect lol.

DX11 visual super hotness.

luxarific · Feb 28, 2011

markot said:
lol

whos the guy in the banner?

Seriously, anyone know? Is it Mark Laidlaw?

Nirolak · Feb 28, 2011

Pankaks said:
Just like with DA:O, I'm waiting until the GB quicklook.

They actually had one, though it was a road show: http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-road-show-dragon-age-ii/17-3772/

luxarific said:
Seriously, anyone know? Is it Mark Laidlaw?

Sabertooth from the Wolverine movie.

subversus · Feb 28, 2011

nib95 said:
Well, I just ordered a new GTX 570 and I thought I'd give this game a go as just one more to flex it's muscles. Based on the OP I don't know what to expect lol.

expect (A)wesome.

disappeared · Feb 28, 2011

I'd just like to take a moment to say,

fuck Bioware.

Bunch of hacks who think big set-pieces and boring dialog equals "epic" storytelling.

RustyNails · Feb 28, 2011

nib95 said:
Well, I just ordered a new GTX 570 and I thought I'd give this game a go as just one more to flex it's muscles. Based on the OP I don't know what to expect lol.

Go for Witcher II instead

I'm doing the 'ol wait and see approach for DA2.

Kritz · Feb 28, 2011

nib95 said:
Lol...wow....what an OP. Is the game going to actually be any god though?

Vishnu, I believe.

Spire · Feb 28, 2011

If the next Mass Effect game looks as shitty as DA2, then I'll start getting mad. For now though, I can just laugh.

Songbird · Feb 28, 2011

OP of the century. Truly, this is the New Shit.

iavi · Feb 28, 2011

Kritz said:
Vishnu, I believe.

I was totally going to play on that one there, but decided against it. Glad someone besides me caught it though.

Brinbe · Feb 28, 2011

lol brilliant... honestly didn't like it too much just from the demo, but I'll get around to it eventually

Vaporak · Feb 28, 2011

They were just tricking us the last time, this truly is the New Shit.

Thank god we don't have to wait long for The Witcher 2.

Amazing OP though.

nib95 · Feb 28, 2011

RustyNails said:
Go for Witcher II instead
I'm doing the 'ol wait and see approach for DA2.

Fuck that looks awesome. I'll look in to it. Been out of the PC gaming loop for ages, only decide to get back in as 2011 seems to be a real winner. In both PC gaming content and prices/value of GPU's.

Also....Bioware...as in the people responsible for GAF's GOTY 2010 Mass Effect 2? Those hacks? I'm confused...Lol. Apologies for the ignorance, I just assumed people would be excited and less cautious about this games release.

ProtoCents · Feb 28, 2011

Best OP in recent memory. Made me want to pre-order 10 more copies. Last pic was the fucking night cap.

Here's to hoping that the Signature Edition items suck and for some great DA:O cameos!

Zen · Feb 28, 2011

I don't mind the visual style. Sure it's N64 on steroids, but I wouldn't say the graphics are ugly or anything, they're very clean with some top notch IQ. The lack of maturity with all the designs is actually a bigger turn off for me than anything else.

Danny Dudekisser · Feb 28, 2011

EvilLore, you glorious asshole. I like this OT. I'm not unwilling to give this a chance, but that demo... wow. It's going to take a LOT to convince me it's not a pile of shit.

Sanjay · Feb 28, 2011

Justly evil.

subversus · Feb 28, 2011

nib95 said:
Also....Bioware...as in the people responsible for GAF's GOTY 2010 Mass Effect 2? Those hacks? I'm confused...Lol. Apologies for the ignorance, I just assumed people would be excited and less cautious about this games release.

you're too reasonable for this discussion!

seriously, I thank the game will be fine.

Vinterbird · Feb 28, 2011

Spire said:
If the next Mass Effect game looks as shitty as DA2, then I'll start getting mad. For now though, I can just laugh.

It's two different engines. So don't worry.

nemesun · Feb 28, 2011

I wonder how many button OP had to press to create the OT. It's work of art, and deliciously awesome.

Stahsky · Feb 28, 2011

There's a pretty cool looking door in the demo.

black_vegeta · Feb 28, 2011

Can't tell if system requirements are a joke or not?

Ultrabum · Feb 28, 2011

HK-47 said:
I applaud the masterful OP

So funny

Ceebs · Feb 28, 2011

I wonder if the DA2 team thinks their game looks as awesome as their PR says it is, of if they realize it looks like a giant clusterfuck.

Narag · Feb 28, 2011

black_vegeta said:
Can't tell if system requirements are a joke or not?

They are otherwise they'd have specified SX or DX. That FPU might come in handy.

Mush · Feb 28, 2011

Shit, those specs needed are off the charts! How in my wildest dreams will I ever be able to run this?

Papercuts · Feb 28, 2011

Those specs are outrageous.

evangd007 · Feb 28, 2011

OP had me in stitches.

HK-47 · Feb 28, 2011

nemesun said:
I wonder how many button OP had to press to create the OT. It's work of art, and deliciously awesome.

Just A

mintylurb · Feb 28, 2011

Mush said:
Shit, those specs needed are off the charts! How in my wildest dreams will I ever be able to run this?

All you need is a superkyro.

Pancakes · Feb 28, 2011

Nirolak said:
They actually had one, though it was a road show: http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-road-show-dragon-age-ii/17-3772/

Ah thanks, don't know how I missed this.

Still, I think I would prefer to see the crew playing it and hearing their thoughts instead of it being played by a developer. Hopefully, they will do an extended QL when the game comes out.

â Narayan · Feb 28, 2011

Oh my god, that OP is hilarious. The minimum and recommended requirements immediately had me laughing.

EDIT: Seriously, this game is a genuine trolling act.

Loam · Feb 28, 2011

EviLore said:
http://www.neogaf.com/~tyler/da2ot-09.jpg

Ok, I have to know. Just what exactly is going on here?

Jerk · Feb 28, 2011

Wren said:
Ok, I have to know. Just what exactly is going on here?

Extremely violent sex.

runlikehell · Feb 28, 2011

My thread of the year right here.

Snuggles · Feb 28, 2011

Wren said:
Ok, I have to know. Just what exactly is going on here?

he is submitting himself to the taint

WrenchNinja · Feb 28, 2011

Not quite as entertaining as the Dragon Age opening post. Though still hilarious nonetheless.

KibblesBits · Feb 28, 2011

OMG. I almost dropped my drink while laughing.

16-Bit Heroics · Feb 28, 2011

I think the Bioware team behind DA are secretly just being satirical. This is their Starship Troopers and we just don't get it!

Jive Turkey · Feb 28, 2011

Now that's an OP. The specs were the icing on an already awesome cake.

One question though: What's Dr. Chakwas doing in there?

Doncamatic · Feb 28, 2011

Got a hearty laugh out of me. It's even better than the DA 1 |OT|.

Songbird · Feb 28, 2011

KibblesBits said:
OMG. I almost dropped my drink while laughing.

Combat? Spam like a Spartan!

Erasus · Feb 28, 2011

Best OT ever!

Maybe day 1, on PC

fanboi · Feb 28, 2011

And EviLore tried to trick me to believe his first pic from DA1 was just for fun...

Micius · Feb 28, 2011

GAF never disappoints.

Oh, and I just knew that upside down darkspawn head screenshot was going to make it into the OT...

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