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mkenyon · Apr 18, 2015

exmachina64 said:
I wonder how much that shit paid and if he had to chreograph his own moves.

No no, that's definitely leopard print.

Wedge7 · Apr 18, 2015

lol thats great

Blargonaut · Apr 18, 2015

Godlike.

Currygan · Apr 18, 2015

lol, knew about this, biut it's still hilarious after so many years, and Jason truly is a gent

statham · Apr 18, 2015

I forbid any of you from posting these in my threads or else I'll get Amirox to ban you all.

PhoncipleBone · Apr 18, 2015

statham said:
I forbid any of you from posting these in my threads or else I'll get Amirox to ban you all.

AuthenticM · Apr 18, 2015

I'm sure Statham is pissed right now. I bet he had been wishing this video would never hit the interwebs.

Hours Left · Apr 18, 2015

No shame in this. Work it Statham.

PhoncipleBone · Apr 18, 2015

AuthenticM said:
I'm sure Statham is pissed right now. I bet he had been wishing this video would never hit the interwebs.

I foresee him reenacting it on some late night show soon.

As for how many hits that video has now, I wonder how many are in the last day.

VeryGooster · Apr 18, 2015

Someone needs to put that Statham in the image of Han's car exploding from Tokyo Drift.

BamfMeat · Apr 18, 2015

PedroPanache said:
When he's not oiling himself up, he's painting himself in silver and gold and dancing on a weird tiny globe.

Erasure - Run To The Sun (With Special Go-Go Guest; The Stath)

OMG He was in an Erasure vid. That's so awesome.

I also never knew that Andy Bell was so creepy looking. Holy crap.

Also, in the front clip, did he wish everyone PLUR? Because I swear there was some PLUR in there.

Rentahamster · Apr 18, 2015

WorldStar · Apr 18, 2015

that was fucking amazing

CarpeDeezNutz · Apr 18, 2015

Haha! We are through the looking glass here people.

twobear · Apr 18, 2015

this is the most 90s music video ever

BreezyLimbo · Apr 18, 2015

Jason Statham must know that we found about his dark past right? He must be facepalming so hard.

Escape Goat · Apr 18, 2015

BreezyLimbo said:
Jason Statham must know that we found about his dark past right? He must be facepalming so hard.

For the first time ever, people are talking about jason statham. I hope hes excited.

MMarston · Apr 18, 2015

"Dominic Toretto...you don't know me....

You're about to."

shira said:

NastyBook · Apr 18, 2015

statham said:
I forbid any of you from posting these in my threads or else I'll get Amirox to ban you all.

In Off Topic? Done

In Gaming? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

geomon · Apr 18, 2015

So is this where this year's E3 gifs start?

Burt · Apr 18, 2015

Ganzlinger said:
This will be great to annoy salty people. lmao

Center needs to be

Bad_Boy · Apr 18, 2015

Sephzilla said:

im dying

PhoncipleBone · Apr 18, 2015

MMarston said:
"Dominic Toretto...you don't know me....

You're about to."

shira said:

DANCE OFF!

ShamePain · Apr 18, 2015

PhoncipleBone said:
DANCE OFF!

It's not even close, Statham destroys him.

Bubbavelli · Apr 18, 2015

inki said:
He's so... oily

Its either the first or second transporter but there's a full on fight scene where he's shirtless in a garage beating the shit out of dudes and wrestling in motor oil. I now like to think that scene was an homage to this video

WorldStar · Apr 18, 2015

Bubbavelli said:
Its either the first or second transporter but there's a full on fight scene where he's shirtless in a garage beating the shit out of dudes and wrestling in motor oil. I now like to think that scene was an homage to this video

Speevy · Apr 18, 2015

Dominic Toretto. You don't know me. You're about to.

Hazelhurst · Apr 18, 2015

Speevy said:
Dominic Toretto. You don't know me. You're about to.

Read it in his voice. lol

MWS Natural · Apr 18, 2015

The song isn't too bad really.

WorldStar · Apr 18, 2015

MWS Natural said:
The song isn't too bad really.

ive had it on repeat longer than id like to admit

WorldStar · Apr 18, 2015

anyone else reminded of:

hipbabboom · Apr 18, 2015

That was hilarious. Gonna add this to my collection with Van Dam. Thanks OP

Monocle · Apr 18, 2015

Gogo boys are god's apology for all the shit gay people have to deal with.

Speevy said:
Dominic Toretto. You don't know me. You're about to.

Lol, sometimes I feel bad for celebrities.

JNA · Apr 18, 2015

My god that is incredible.

Now I want him to perform this on a late night show like Jimmy Fallon or Conan.

Nisa65 · Apr 18, 2015

I wonder how many Es he took during the shoot when The Shamen told him how good they were.

LookAtMeGo · Apr 18, 2015

lovely

LycanXIII · Apr 18, 2015

Sickboy007 said:

We just need it looped perfectly now.

BIGWORM · Apr 18, 2015

...and there it is.

smurfx · Apr 18, 2015

mgarnica89 said:

i want this dancing statham gif to replace this annoying ass gif in other threads.

Dilly · Apr 18, 2015

Wonder if he came up with that dance all by himself.

outsida · Apr 18, 2015

Wow....

MMaRsu · Apr 18, 2015

Hahah wow this is funny as hell

Somebody get his comments!!

Sadist · Apr 18, 2015

Oh wow

Just wow

Gr8one · Apr 18, 2015

smurfx said:
i want this dancing statham gif to replace this annoying ass gif in other threads.

I was just going to ask if that was acceptable. Although I find penny kinda cute :/

BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! · Apr 18, 2015

Can't hate on his hustle. Dude was working it :lol

FantasticMrFoxdie · Apr 18, 2015

Sickboy007 said:

Amazing.

Imperial · Apr 18, 2015

Has Jason Statham ever not been bald? lol

Replicant · Apr 18, 2015

Would!.....put tips on his g-string.

ConfusingJazz · Apr 18, 2015

smurfx said:
i want this dancing statham gif to replace this annoying ass gif in other threads.

No.

Troubled Bat · Apr 18, 2015

My body was not ready.

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