First Do No Harm: Play a full round without killing any enemies and score the highest on a team of six or more players
Good, this encourages proper medic play without charging forward like an idiot trying to kill every enemy in sight with the bonesaw or syringe gun. You get points for deploying uber charges and healing X amount (I think it's 1 point per 540 heal)
Quadruple Bypass: Heal a teammate who is taking fire form four enemies at once
Also good, your teammate likely won't survive, but at least you're doing your best.
Group Health: Work with two other medics to deploy three simultaneous Ubercharges
Three is a waste imo, should save that third one. Two ubercharges is pretty devestating. But this encourages teamwork and communication with other medics. Play on a good server for this one.
Surgical Prep: Have an Ubercharge ready before the set up phase ends
The perfect achievement :lol
Trauma Queen: Deploy three Ubercharges in less than five minutes and assist in five kills during that time
Also a proper encouragement of how to play medic aggressively, but not hazardously.
Double Blind Trial: deploy an Ubercharge within eight seconds of a nearby enemy medic deploying his
You would get this one without even knowing what it is, people do this all the time to block an enemy uber so it is a good achievement.
Play Doctor: In a team with no Medics, be first to switch to Medic after a teammate calls medic and heal 500 health
This would be a good achievement if everyone and their mother weren't playing medic. This one would have been a good achievement from the first start. You pretty much have to farm this one if you want it anytime soon.
Triage: Deploy an Ubercharge on a teammate less than a second before they are hit by a critical explosive
This one is also good if you didn't know what it was, but it's likely to happen sooner or later without farming. I got it unintentionally with a crit sticky.
Preventative Medicine: Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an Ubercharged teammate
Very good achievement, nothing else to say. I think you have to get a kill assist with the uber.
Consultation: Assist a fellow Medic in killing five enemies in a single life
No, this one is just stupid. You should never be healing another medic just to have him kill enemies, especially in a single life. If this weren't in a single life then it would be fine because sometimes you may find yourself alone with another medic.
Does It Hurt When I Do This?: Kill fifty Scouts with your syringe gun
One of those arbitrary longevity achievements.
Peer Review: Kill fifty Medics with your bone saw
This one is ok, but the number is way too high. I don't like it because it encourages rambo medic behaviour.
Big Pharma: Assist a heavy in killing thirty twenty enemies where neither of you die
I copied this list from Kotaku (two week-old article) and the original number is thirty, even twenty is ridiculous, again you'd have to play on a pretty crappy server for this.
You'll Feel a Little Prick: Assist in killing four three enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Scout
This one is ok if a scout is the only one around, but quite difficult. Might as well farm this so you don't waste ubers on scouts. Killing two enemies would be very reasonable.
Autoclave: Assist in burning eight five enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Pyro
You'll get this without even trying. Eight is very unreasonable, but five is fine. It's good to uber pyros in many situations.
Blast Assist: Assist in exploding five enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Soldier
Five is ok with the kritzkrieg gun, but with the regular gun, farming is likely going to be used.
Blunt Trauma: Assist in punching out four enemies punching two with a single Ubercharge on a Heavy
HUGE change, but still dumb. You don't uber a heavy to have him fucking punch enemies. The original achievement would have definitely been farmed. Even if you don't farm this one, you've just wasted an uber. Punching out four would mean killing four with punches, punching two would be punching two different enemies without killing them which is fairly easy, but still dumb.
Medical Breakthrough: Assist in destroying eight five enemy Engineer buildings with a single Ubercharge on a Demoman
They changed this one, big time. I remember when it was eight, it's now five which is encouragement for ubering a demoman. The easiest way to get this is on blu, the second leg of dustbowl, the second point, the corner near red spawn.
Midwife Crisis: Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire
This one is also good because an engineer is likely to die while under fire. I ubered an engineer while an ubered heavy was standing point blank firing at a level 3 sentry and the engineer and sentry survived.
Ubi Concordia, Ibi Victoria: Assist in killing five enemies on an enemy control point in a single life
Should be three. I farmed this one. This is an
enemy control point, not your own.
Grand Rounds: Heal two hundred teammates after they have called for Medic
This one is perfect if it was a secret achievement. People shouldn't farm this anyway since you're going to get it after a few hours of playing medic properly.
Infernal Medicine: Extinguish one hundred burning teammates
Perfect, should be made a hidden achievement.
Doctor Assisted Homicide: Assist in killing twenty nemeses
This is fine, again should not be farmed. It will take longer than most achievements, but twenty is borderline ok.
Placebo Effect: Kill five enemies in a single life, while having your Ubercharge ready but undeployed
One of the worst achievements, encourages wasting your uber by dying and rambo medic crap.
Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bone saw ten times in a row without dying or missing
They changed this from ten to five, but still rambo medic crap. It's probably just me because other people got this without trying. I could not.
Intern: Accumulate seven thousand heal points in a single life
Seven thousand is A LOT. This would encourage me to abandon teammates in order to stay alive. Again, playing on a crappy server helps so I don't like this one.
Specialist: Accumulate ten thousand heal points in a single life
Same as intern.
Chief of Staff: Accumulate ten one million total health points
They reduced this by NINE MILLION :lol
This is a fine achievement, ten million would be too much.
Hypocritical Oath: Kill an enemy spy that you have been healing
This one is ok, but a lot of people will purposely heal a spy and then kill him. Most good players know a spy immediately upon seeing one.
Medical Intervention: Save a falling teammate from dying on impact
Get this one in setup, it's blind luck to get this one during gameplay.
Second Opinion: Ubercharge two teammates at once
Seems like a lot of people have trouble getting this one. I got it ok, I did it in setup. It's easier when your targets are standing still. You have to juggle quickly. Valve messed up the coding or something on this one because it's hard to get in a real game situation.
Autopsy Report: Provide an enemy with a freeze cam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll
This is a good fun one, just make sure you're not near enemies when doing this.
FYI I am a Medic: use a bone saw to kill five enemy spies who have been calling for Medic
This one is ok, but a lot of people farmed this.
Family Practice: Ubercharge ten of your steam community friends
Problem for people who are banned from steam community. Pay for the game, but blocked from getting certain achievements.
House Call: Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an Ubercharge on him
Kinda stupid, you'll have to do this on purpose maybe instead of ubering someone else that would help the team more. Same comment as above as well.
Bedside Manner: be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own
I was afraid of not getting this one. I got this by accident, but I would likely farm this one. I don't like this achievement because it relies so heavily on chance. Also in the future when most players are vets, it will be harder and harder to get this.
