Betus and Slowbeef have some questions about the Gameband
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43nig5HK7pY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43nig5HK7pY
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Retsupurae Thread: They Do Videos or Something
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I honestly don't understand how you are suppose to play games on that thing.
SpeedBeatz
Member
TheGreatDirector
Banned
The Bankslammer
Member
ummmm how is everyone supposed to know im a True Gamer with that apple watch bullshit??? ill stick with the old reliable, thank you very much
Dangerblade
Member
I don't get it either. I can't believe how quickly it funded.
CertifiedFP
Member
I think we finally have an episode to top the Dahir Bullsaat series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6mbvZL0C6A
Shit gets legendary. Just wait for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6mbvZL0C6A
Shit gets legendary. Just wait for it.
Boy this does top Dahir Bullsaat ninefold. I'm just in awe of the whole thing. I barely understand and like they said, WHO ARE YOU WAITER GUY?!
Sorry to bump this thread (and double post). But The Best Website! All It Needs Is Crowdfunding!!! got me laughing so hard. Especially that loooooooooooooong ass summary.
TheGreatDirector
Banned
Lol, that one is brilliant.
I just looked up the actual Kickstarter. It's up to 4 backers donating $13. Progress?
They left out 2 things that needs to be shared. 1. they have stretch goals so that it can also be Ubuntu and Windows 10 Mobile. They're set at $6m(whaaaat?) and $15m(whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?) respectfully. And 2. FUCKING LASER TAG!
Here's the link so you can see that I'm not kidding: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/boboseye/eye-take-your-phone-to-the-next-level
Note to mods: If posting the link to the kickstarter is against any violations, remove said link from the post and apologies in advance.
But I need to know more about what this is !
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
oh jesus christ I remember this
I have no words for the delusions of grandeur in that video
Shadow Hog
Member
It's pretty clear what it is. Lemme spell it out for you:
Google Has dedicated 1 Billion Dollars to giving the world free wifi access through satellites, so soon even in third world countries they will have our refurbished smartphones. All of us need funding for a Website. The Website, will be the most popular website in history. it's existence is inevitable, and the public needs it. The world needs it. The Website is a list of the world's and everyone's problems, that get prioritized to the top of its lists by (basically being voted on) with a star rating system. Imagine if everyone had access directly to our leaders instantly every day. Those in charge would know exactly what's important to everyone without any doubt whatsoever. We would have a voice that we could point to and say "look, this many people, everyday use this medium and voice their opinion, it's equal, it's fair, it's just, and everyone who wants one gets a voice". Then our leaders would be able to and dedicate resources to the problems which make it to the top of the lists, and have the best solutions to all the problems already agreed upon, and things would just get done without any red tape, politics, shady backroom deals, or corruption. We would know what the most important issues are, in realtime, and we would know the best solutions for those problems, in realtime.The proprietary features are it's well traversable categories, search tree, & once a day you are able to vote from 1 to 100 stars on submittable lists of what you think the world, and others most important to solve problems are, only once per day. However you are also able to submit as many problems to the bottom of the lists as you want, and whichever problems have the most stars from the most people, get put at the top of the lists. Also you are able to submit as many solutions to each of the problems as you can think of, and the top solutions to the top world & other problems, with the most stars from the most people are put at the top of the solution list for each of the worlds, and others problems. Also the problems are traversable similar to an eBay search tree, and there are individually categorized & subcategorized priority lists made from the same proprietary star rating system, so that the website is incorruptible, and the data is irrefutable. I don't know about you, but if I have a problem, I would rather have my entire neighborhood, or rather the entire world helping me solve my problems, than me trying to come up with solutions to all my problems on my own, So that would be why anyone would be allowed to add what they think the best solution, to the solutions list that each problem will have, and everyone gets to rate the solutions on the list with the star rating system. Every minute of every day with the star rating system we will get to change our opinions once a day for each star rating, and have real time prioritized problems of the world and others. Also real time, the most agreed upon solutions, and real time and dedication of resources the most efficient way possible. This, will be, one day inevitably in the information age. There is no, more efficient way. There are also sub-categories besides just the major world issues for example groups that are individualized by categories that are searchable, and traversable similar to the way the eBay search tree is traversable and searchable, and the solutions that other people have submitted for those problems uses the proprietary star rating system making it all function more efficiently than we'll ever be able accomplish the world and others problems in any other way. The only thing more important than a system of this efficiency being in place, and functioning as the way we do things for the human race is clean free energy. This website will literally be the 2nd most important, and efficient thing our species will ever do. It will organize, and bring an end to so many of the world's problems, so much more quickly because we will no longer be able to argue were resources should be dedicated. Also, so many individuals problems will be solved with the best solutions possible, in the most efficient way, and it will also bring us together as more of one world rather than separate people, separate towns, separate cities, separate states, and separate countries. We will function as more of one world working together. It will accomplish several unique things in several unique aspects which make it the most efficient thing that we will ever do as a species besides clean free energy, that is possible with our laws of physics, and it will last as an ever more and more encompassing part of the human system, and perpetuate forever. It will become the standard of the way that we do things rather than politics. The information age is how things are being done, and everyone who cares at all about what's going on in the world will have the ability to impact direct change quickly and efficiently, and the people of the world will be deciding in real time what should be a collaborative effort of the world and our resources, especially with Google giving everyone free wifi with their billion dollar dedication to the effort. What we all need the start-up money for is to start with to get a hosting company to host the website on the first of many "DEDICATED SERVERS", and the advertizing to bring awareness of the site to the public it will serve, then the website will pay for itself with Google Adwords. Your donation, your Kickstart or Gofundme of this project will go towards increasing the rate at which we evolve our society into a utopian society. Thank you for your time. P.S. please repost, link to, message, email, text, and tell as many people about the Kickstart and the gofundme as possible, because that helps almost as much as donating, thank you again. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
See? Couldn't be any more straightforward.
Slowbeef and TieTuesday watch some """""Mickey Mouse""""" cartoons
https://youtu.be/rq1uiYXWIGY
https://youtu.be/rq1uiYXWIGY
Ginger Hail
Member
The whole situation regarding these "kids' videos" really weirds me out.
More adventures of Mackey, Golfy, and Dracula for some weird reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5If1ZWfNoJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5If1ZWfNoJM
TheGreatDirector
Banned
This past week they've been uploading videos of wrongpurae of Mystery of the Druids.
They've gotten to part 3 now and it's only gotten more absurd.
They've gotten to part 3 now and it's only gotten more absurd.
Halligan makes Mike Dawson look respectable.
TheGreatDirector
Banned
Halligan makes the guy from the psychic detective look good in comparison.
Skiptastic
Member
Yeah I've been loving this series so far. I hate having to wait for another part!
At this point in the LP, Halligan has
- Built up such a phone bill he's no longer allowed to make external calls from his office
- Poisoned and robbed a homeless man for 60 cents so he could use a pay phone
- Stolen a piece of a murder victim's body from a crime scene, carried it around with him for days, and used it at one point to grind up salt
- Took a picture of his own face using the office copying machine
- Kidnapped a cat so he could steal a fishing rod, after being told the fishing rod was the only thing putting food on its owner's table
- Destroyed an ancient historical landmark by throwing salt on it
- Lost an important artifact because he insisted it would be safer if it wasn't on his person
- Stolen a matchbox right in front of his boss's face
- Placed an arrest warrant on the prince after princess Diana's death as a joke
- Built up a 270 pound tab for ordering pizza
- Stolen a pair of scissors
- Forged police documents
- Started a fire to just so he could steal a gardener's hedge trimmers
- Broken the scissors and the hedge trimmers attempting to break and enter a private residence
- Observed a human sacrifice while doing nothing to intervene
- Consumed human flesh with no apparent remorse
- Annoyed literally everyone and everything he has come into contact with
This must be Trump's favorite game!
Shadow Hog
Member
60 pence, technically.
TheGreatDirector
Banned
Part 4 of Law & Order: Special Druids Unit (aka Mystery of the Druids) was just released.
Shit just escalates in craziness. I was almost crying from laughter by the end.
The list keeps growing...
Shit just escalates in craziness. I was almost crying from laughter by the end.
The list keeps growing...
I like how it turns out that Halligan's brainwashing didn't actually happen until after he decided to eat that yummy human flesh cooked by the people who just killed a man in front of him.
Dangerblade
Member
I hope Kickstarter Nonstarters returns soon...
It's one of their best in recent memory. Along the likes of King's Quest, Shadow of Destiny, Dracula Unleashed and Shadow of the Comet as far as I'm concerned.
I hope they have more like this in store. Their Kickstarter Nonstarter series and miscellaneous vids never quite reached the highs of the oldschool PC games retsupuraes.
TheGreatDirector
Banned
It's like the writers realized how terrible of a character Brent was and decided to double down on it.
Here's part 5 by the way.
Here's part 5 by the way.
Finally, the conclusion to the adventures of probably the most horrible game protag in history. And this part definitively cements it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjuTbDXQmj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjuTbDXQmj4
You gotta love how
Halligan could have selflessly stabbed himself, but chose instead to murder Melanie.
It's cartoonish just how horrible Halligan is. Fucking Adam Malkovich from Other M would be telling him to tone it down there.
Holy shit, when I compared the game to Shadow of the Comet, I didn't mean literally!
TheGreatDirector
Banned
What the actual fuck. Halligan is an awful human being.
Skiptastic
Member
To be fair to Halligan (jeez why should I he sucks?),
Melanie would not have known to use the mistletoe oh him if he stabbed himself. So he did the only thing that would work and could be reversed.
This game is a masterpiece.
CannonFodder52
Member
Didn't know there was a Retsupurae thread on here.
What's everyone's favorite content of theirs?
Cobra The Space Adventure is easily the most entertaining video game related thing I've seen on youtube.
What's everyone's favorite content of theirs?
Cobra The Space Adventure is easily the most entertaining video game related thing I've seen on youtube.
Halligan forgot about the mistletoe though until Melanie was practically dead.
So he really just chose Melanie because he's the worst person ever.
So he really just chose Melanie because he's the worst person ever.
Skiptastic
Member
I like Kings Quest VI because I genuinely like that game and it's fun to hear some of their comments.
Darkseed II was such a slog but when "that thing" happened I couldn't stop laughing.
I think those are my two go tos. I really liked this most recent one, Mystery of the Druids.
Darkseed 2's retsupurae biggest problem was the longplayer standing still in every room for minutes doing nothing. That moment was worth it tho.
TheGreatDirector
Banned
I honestly think that made it even better.
Agent Hopkins FBI is a treasure. Every episode is full of more insanity and Hopkins being the worst FBI agent ever.
But the best by far is Ambition.
Skiptastic
Member
:lol it's simultaneously awful and yet funny to watch the long player brute force every fucking room and conversation.
Oh my god how did I forget Ambition?!? That one was pretty great.