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daviyoung

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I like you Kentpaul. I see you making stupid mistakes, saying ridiculous things that no-one in their right mind would be proud of and yet somewhere, in that naive wide-eyed mind of yours lies something good.

So long as you keep going in the right direction I will be honoured to direct the impending biopic.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
I'm a nice guy really guys. All in all i lost 15 quid but could have walked with 100


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during the manic gambling bindge i have bitten all my finger nails down to the finger and it now hurts to type!

seems like the house gave me a gift

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Casino
Title
Casino £5 Risk Free
Date / Time
02 Mar 12 / 13:00

AM GOIN BACKIN, ANOTHER 15 REMOVED FROM MY BANK FUCK LFIE

edit lost that other 15 quid

all in all lost 30 cash.

gutted.
 
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Suairyu

Banned
You could have had yourself a really nice, free night out there. Or booked a table at a swanky joint for you and the missus, safe in the knowledge most or even all of the bill was taken care of. All you had to do was cash out at £70.

: /

Kentpaul said:
AM GOIN BACKIN, ANOTHER 15 REMOVED FROM MY BANK FUCK LFIE
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Dude. Stop. Want to spend £15? Buy the lady a book she'd like or order takeout.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Suairyu said:
You could have had yourself a really nice, free night out there. Or booked a table at a swanky joint for you and the missus, safe in the knowledge most or even all of the bill was taken care of. All you had to do was cash out at £70.

: /

Dude. Stop. Want to spend £15? By the lady a book she'd like or order takeout.
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iv stopped now.

lost 30 fucking bucks for fuck sakes :(

GUTTED, horrible feeling if i only could turn back time and cash out when i was at 99 quid

it was fun though i got a great buzz when i hit the 100 mark


daviyoung said:
Burger and pint in weatherspoons then.
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got a night out with a few mates planned there tonight then off to a local club :)
 
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Suairyu

Banned
Now don't go out drinking for at least a week to make the money back.

edit - or not. Seriously, dude. You've been so shockingly wasteful!
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Suairyu said:
Now don't go out drinking for at least a week to make the money back.

edit - or not. Seriously, dude. You've been so shockingly wasteful!
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I know lol, 30 british pounds given to William hill

anyway guys i feel bad. But i felt fucking great when i was winning


Seanbob11 said:
Keep going! Win it all back!
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i tried with the extra 15.

Not betting again for 2 weeks.

lol i'm disappointed in my self. But with the advice you guys were giving me you have all made the same mistake at least once. I blame the feeling that came over me, the unstoppable feeling
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Meadows said:
is KentPaul some kind of anti-gambling advert or something?
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will i screenshot my transaction history lol, It goes back 3 pages for the last hour!

I just got this great feeling across me that everything would be OK when i placed a bet on 0 and the BALL landed on 0 i won 76 quid on that one 2 pound bet

fucking gutted, I'm now hitting the dumbells hard to go get this feeling away

WHAT HAPPENS ON A FRIDAY STAYS ON A FRIDAY
 
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Empty

Member
industrian said:
I went from £20 to £320 in my first (and only) spot of internet gambling (blackjack). I backed the fuck up out of there and never went back. The beginners luck algorithm only goes so far.
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is this a real thing? them using code to make it easier to win when you're just starting out to help suck people in?
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Empty said:
is this a real thing? them using code to make it easier to win when you're just starting out to help suck people in?
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Yes.

I won 60 quid on my first 2 bets then went on a hell of a losing streak to go back up to 100 on pure luck, then lost that trying to make 500 quid

thank god for alcohol, I'l sure be drowing this out my system tonight
 
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Bazza

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Empty said:
is this a real thing? them using code to make it easier to win when you're just starting out to help suck people in?
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I don't think so pretty sure it has to be as random as an actual roulette table, having some kind of code to increase or decrease the chance of winning/losing doesn't seem legal.
 
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SmokyDave

Member
Bazza said:
I don't think so pretty sure it has to be as random as an actual roulette table, having some kind of code to increase or decrease the chance of winning/losing doesn't seem legal.
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Yeah, and fruit machines always pay out 70% of the time ;)

It's a fix. Make your initial win, lose once, cash out. It's the only way to stay ahead.
 
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mclem

Member
Empty said:
is this a real thing? them using code to make it easier to win when you're just starting out to help suck people in?
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It's theoretically possible, but good online casinos are usually accredited as truly random by an independent body.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
SmokyDave said:
Yeah, and fruit machines always pay out 70% of the time ;)

It's a fix. Make your initial win, lose once, cash out. It's the only way to stay ahead.
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Impossible. A crazy feeling takes over and makes you keep risking more cash for more money.

now i know why i see guys standing over a fruit machine for hours
 
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SmokyDave

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Kentpaul said:
Impossible. A crazy feeling takes over and makes you keep risking more cash for more money.

Know i know why i see guys standing over a fruit machine for hours
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Seen too many of my friends take the hot-headed approach so I gamble very rarely and only when the odds are on my side. Never chase the win.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
SmokyDave said:
Seen too many of my friends take the hot-headed approach so I gamble very rarely and only when the odds are on my side. Never chase the win.
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I'm learning as i go along, I'v just started.

my girlfriend left when i was up 50, going have to tell her I LOST IT ALL BABE when she walks in lol

its going to be the worse part of my day
 
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daviyoung

Banned
Wilbury said:
What do we do here then? Drink tea, swing monocles, inbreed and assume superiority over the rest of the country?
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You need to take sides. If you're Southern then J Tourettes will be your mascot, if you're Northern then Meadows will be your guide. If you're from the midlands or wales or somewhere obscure then SmokyDave will be your representative for the festivities.

Other than that, there's very little tea drinking or monocle swinging. Mostly talking about food and supermarkets and occasionally laughing at the ineffable stupidity of Kentpaul.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
what about SCOTLAND! WERE THE BEST SORT OF NORTH.

northern England is a wannabe scotland.
 
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Wilbur

Banned
daviyoung said:
You need to take sides. If you're Southern then J Tourettes will be your mascot, if you're Northern then Meadows will be your guide. If you're from the midlands or wales or somewhere obscure then SmokeyDave will be your representative for the festivities.

Other than that, there's very little tea drinking or monocle swining. Mostly talking about food and supermarkets and occasionally laughing at the ineffable stupidity of Kentpaul.
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Southern in the house yo. Carshalton/Sutton. It's okay. H.G. Wells used to live here.

Supermarkets? M & S any day, they do 2 salads for £3 and the most fucking wonderful club sandwich
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Wilbury said:
Southern in the house yo. Carshalton/Sutton. It's okay. H.G. Wells used to live here.

Supermarkets? M & S any day, they do 2 salads for £3 and the most fucking wonderful club sandwich
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I worked in a place that made the M S salads for 45 minutes.

ITS THE PLACE WERE DREAMS DIE

3.5 hours till i hit the bar, il be drinking in the next 2 hours!

THE WEEKEND HAS LANDED
 
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Suairyu

Banned
Kentpaul said:
now i know why i see guys standing over a fruit machine for hours
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Then they're idiots. Fruities pay out under specific circumstances. Knew a guy who knew those circumstances. Whenever anyone went on a fruit machine, he'd keep a very watchful eye. Every now and again he'd go up after somebody did something I just couldn't perceive or whatever and come back with £5.
 
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Meadows

Banned
Wilbury said:
My mum's a Geordie, the tales have put me off for life. I don't think I've ever been to Newcastle and not seen someone vomit in the daytime
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Newcastle is a shite, pikey city full of mouthy twats.

when people say the north, they mean the north-west.

Manchester/Liverpool/Preston. The North truly is the kingdom of dreams.
 
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KungFuBill

Member
Are you guys trying to put me off eventually emerging that far North?

SELL SCOTLAND TO ME (like a bad tourist board advert)... GO!

daviyoung said:
You need to take sides. If you're Southern then J Tourettes will be your mascot, if you're Northern then Meadows will be your guide. If you're from the midlands or wales or somewhere obscure then SmokyDave will be your representative for the festivities.
Other than that, there's very little tea drinking or monocle swinging. Mostly talking about food and supermarkets and occasionally laughing at the ineffable stupidity of Kentpaul.
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+1 in Dave's 'constituency', though I also agree with some of Meadows' previous statements in this thread.
 
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SmokyDave

Member
All this enthusiasm from KP has got me looking forward to getting home.

Stella.jpg


Yeah, that's a weekend at Dave's.
 
Musha_Soturi

Musha_Soturi

Member
daviyoung said:
You need to take sides. If you're Southern then J Tourettes will be your mascot, if you're Northern then Meadows will be your guide. If you're from the midlands or wales or somewhere obscure then SmokyDave will be your representative for the festivities.

Other than that, there's very little tea drinking or monocle swinging. Mostly talking about food and supermarkets and occasionally laughing at the ineffable stupidity of Kentpaul.
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What if you're from Wales, but now live in London? Do I get J Tourettes and SmokyDave?


Oh and KentPaul's gambling has been my entertainment for the afternoon, so thanks!
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Musha_Soturi said:
What if you're from Wales, but now live in London? Do I get J Tourettes and SmokyDave?


Oh and KentPaul's gambling has been my entertainment for the afternoon, so thanks!
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iv lost 30 fucking quid lol lucky its payday so its basically a fart in the wind.

sitting here now waiting on 7 oclock rolling in so i can get to the bar.

half bottle of bucky and a few cans in the fridge for a light drinking session before the bar!
 
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SteveWD40

Member
Scotland has some of the best natural beauty in the world, it makes the Lakes look like speed bumps and it's like the scenery knows to change when you cross the border.

Edinburgh and more recently (central) Glasgow are two great fucking citys, just don't venture into the estates as they can make Belgrade look like Butlins.

Sold?
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Edinburgh is just england with a few kilt shops!

fuck Edinburgh!

224792


Scotland FTW.

feels good man


edit

thats the feeling from loosing that cash away now. I'm back to my happy old self
 
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Suairyu

Banned
I just cut myself shaving for the first time in years.

Right on the fucking lip.

Worst of all, I notice I still missed a couple of spots as I was applying the post-shave balm.

I feel like I'm 15 again.

Kentpaul said:
wales lol

so much unemployment and soapbar smoking.

Nice people though
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The Welsh accent on a girl is the best thing in the world.
 
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Wilbur

Banned
Meadows said:
The North truly is the kingdom of dreams.
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I've never been to Preston or Liverpool but been to Manchester a bunch of times, I support United. It's quite nice actually, but I think if I lived nearer I'd despise it. I hate London for some reason, I have no idea why.
 
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