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you are amazing!!!
The Making Of "Homer at the Bat"
http://deadspin.com/5886723/the-mak...hat-conquered-prime-time-20-years-ago-tonight
http://deadspin.com/5886723/the-mak...hat-conquered-prime-time-20-years-ago-tonight
Homer: *lounging on the couch in his undies, drinking beer* Ahhh. I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge: Homer...today's Wednesday.
Homer: Ahh! Work!
*quickly runs off*
Homer: Ah. I love these REAL Saturdays. They're so relaxing.
Homer: Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!
Gets me every time.
Marge: Homer...today's Wednesday.
Homer: Ahh! Work!
*quickly runs off*
Homer: Ah. I love these REAL Saturdays. They're so relaxing.
Homer: Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!
Gets me every time.
this one too!
Marge: Your boss called. He said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! Four day weekend!
Jeff Green's Son
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Homer is talking to an insurance rep after crashing his car from the night before.
Insurance Rep: "So this "Moe's" sells what exactly?"
Homer's Brain: "Don't tell him its a bar. What else is open late?"
Homer: "Pornography. I was buying pornography."
Insurance Rep: "So this "Moe's" sells what exactly?"
Homer's Brain: "Don't tell him its a bar. What else is open late?"
Homer: "Pornography. I was buying pornography."
The Anti-Monitor
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I love this. :lol
The Anti-Monitor
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Johnny
Johnny!
JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny!
JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously. Me too. It's like an impulse. I can't NOT say it. Even when I'm alone.
lunchtoast
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Whenever I pull out a Simpsons reference people don't know what I'm talking about =/
GRIMES
God, he eats like a pig.
LENNY
I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.
GRIMES
Well, some kind of farm animal anyway. And earlier today, I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Heh, can you imagine that, he... he was hanging from a coat hook.
LENNY
He had three beers at lunch. That would make anybody sleepy.
GRIMES
I've never seen him do any work around here ... what, what is his job?
LENNY
Safety inspector.
GRIMES
That irresponsible oaf? A man who by all rights should have been killed dozens of times by now?
LENNY
Three hundred and sixteen times by my count.
GRIMES
God, he eats like a pig.
LENNY
I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.
GRIMES
Well, some kind of farm animal anyway. And earlier today, I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Heh, can you imagine that, he... he was hanging from a coat hook.
LENNY
He had three beers at lunch. That would make anybody sleepy.
GRIMES
I've never seen him do any work around here ... what, what is his job?
LENNY
Safety inspector.
GRIMES
That irresponsible oaf? A man who by all rights should have been killed dozens of times by now?
LENNY
Three hundred and sixteen times by my count.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Am I the only one who hates Krusty? I can tolerate Lisa's smart-assness, Marge's blandness, and even Tony's predictability, but even in the classics I never like Krusty.
It's like, a prominent saying in our immediate family. I think I'll pass it on to my kids too.
Actually there's a sad amount of sayings in our family that come from The Simpsons, hehe.
UberTag
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I like elements about Krusty. I like his blatant commercialism. I like certain Krusty-themed episodes (like Kamp Krusty, Homie the Clown or Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie). I like a lot of the "classic Krusty" bits they've thrown together.
But, do I like Krusty himself? Nah, he's thoroughly unredeemable and any episode focused on him these days is trite unentertaining garbage.
He's especially unfunny when Dan Castellaneta writes his own dialogue.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Professor Beef
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I don't recall if the Simpsons originated the actual word, but I've used "YOINK" on several occasions.
Try to run, try to hide! Break on through to the other side! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
What was I on?
Just a few off the top of my head...
My brother loves saying "Well... my work here is done" when he hasn't done anything...
If we get asked a question about something we don't want to tell, we say "It was a pornography store, I was buying pornography..."
It's usually my dad who says we're in the "Itchy lot", and he also likes saying "Implied? Or implode?" to annoy me
My partner and I can spend a whole hour (maybe longer) speaking to each other entirely in Simpsons quotes...
As I type these I realise I must use at least 10 Simpsons quotes a day without actually realising it, maybe I should start keeping a diary? Haha.
Professor Beef
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Just a few off the top of my head...
My brother loves saying "Well... my work here is done" when he hasn't done anything...
If we get asked a question about something we don't want to tell, we say "It was a pornography store, I was buying pornography..."
It's usually my dad who says we're in the "Itchy lot", and he also likes saying "Implied? Or implode?" to annoy me
My partner and I can spend a whole hour (maybe longer) speaking to each other entirely in Simpsons quotes...
As I type these I realise I must use at least 10 Simpsons quotes a day without actually realising it, maybe I should start keeping a diary? Haha.
I'm also partial to "inflammable means flammable? What a country!"
DeSo
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Henchmen21
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The Anti-Monitor
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Pretty sure it'd be possible to speak just using them.
Going to college, these are inevitable:
"We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours! Then I was slain by an elf."
"Listen to yourself, man: you're hangin' with nerds."
"You take that back!"
PS: Whoa, he says "elf" in english? He says "goblin" in spanish.
Ew. Kleenex on top of the monitor?!
MrCookiepants
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This scene alone makes the last 15 or so seasons worth it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKr6pYGM0nw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKr6pYGM0nw
PetriP-TNT
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Since we are posting favorites:
Lenny is the best.
Lenny is the best.
DeaconKnowledge
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Examples? I didn't know he did this for the show.
The Anti-Monitor
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I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that's what I thought. How difficult can it be? I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix
Why, that's just for his frequent nosebleeds.
Hmm.
"Oh look, there's mother now...watching me. What's that, mother? I have a right to be here! It's school time! Mother that old sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!"
vs.
"DO-nuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!...60 Watts!? What do you think this is, a tanning salon!?....I asked for light starch on my nightcap!...You call this Postum? You call this a tax return!? You call this a supercomputer!? You're a travesty of a choke of an assistant!"
Can't decide. They're easily the best and most consistently funny characters on the show.
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