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Wubby · Jul 26, 2013

Velkyn said:
Do it. For science.

In a hundred years, they will speak of you in the history books as a scholar.

dmr87 said:
GAF needs to know.

Ah what the heck. I'll stop by the local eroge shop tomorrow and see if they have it. If not I'll get it from Amazon (new of course!).

Syntax said:
And Wubby was never seen again.

LoL!

Despera · Jul 26, 2013

Wubby said:
Ah what the heck. I'll stop by the local eroge shop tomorrow and see if they have it. If not I'll get it from Amazon (new of course!).

LoL!

Whoa.

Will... there be an |OT|?

Fine Ham Abounds · Jul 26, 2013

Omg. This thing has an analog at the top, and buttons on the underside.

Despera · Jul 26, 2013

Fine Ham Abounds said:
Omg. This thing has an analog at the top, and buttons on the underside.

It's like the Move and Nunchuck had a baby.

Techies · Jul 26, 2013

Postal 2...

Proelite · Jul 26, 2013

Prolly feels like shit.

Meiki should get on this Asap.

spats · Jul 26, 2013

Despera said:
It's like the Move and Nunchuck had a baby.

dmr87 · Jul 26, 2013

Fine Ham Abounds said:
Omg. This thing has an analog at the top, and buttons on the underside.

Yes, so you don't need to take your hand off.

Arkos · Jul 26, 2013

Wubby said:
Ah what the heck. I'll stop by the local eroge shop tomorrow and see if they have it. If not I'll get it from Amazon (new of course!)

Eagerly awaiting your impressions

Fandangox · Jul 26, 2013

cyberheater said:
I wouldn't want to work in the repairs dept for that device.

Nealand Liquor · Jul 26, 2013

I love gaming

Ranger X · Jul 26, 2013

controlling this game is probably cumbersome.

Kincaido · Jul 26, 2013

I look forward to the review

ReDelicious · Jul 26, 2013

Now with Steam trading cards!

red731 · Jul 26, 2013

Oh man, this is too funny.

Does it work with fleshlight?

spats · Jul 26, 2013

Ranger X said:
controlling this game is probably cumbersome.

Let's not get into the sementics of this.

pfkas · Jul 26, 2013

Is it wireless? Meh. Too much lag.

davepoobond · Jul 26, 2013

Homu said:
This is what I've been waiting for all my life.

I'm waiting for the second generation of this stuff to have my dreams fulfilled.

Scooby · Jul 26, 2013

Dart · Jul 26, 2013

Here is hoping it's a trap & tricks all those weirdos into castrating themselves

That was a joke. Seriously though it's kinda small & short...

totowhoa · Jul 26, 2013

Wubby said:
Ah what the heck. I'll stop by the local eroge shop tomorrow and see if they have it. If not I'll get it from Amazon (new of course!).

Subbing.

Set up a face cam and stream it

Seik · Jul 26, 2013

/Dead.

Sklorenz said:
Subbing.

Set up a face cam and stream it

LOL!

Oersted · Jul 26, 2013

Handholding in videogames gets a whole new meaning.

Midou · Jul 26, 2013

When the Oculus Rift was announced, this exact idea was the first thing that came to my mind. Not sure if I'm a terrible person or it was just a terribly obvious direction to go in.

bone_and_sinew · Jul 26, 2013

g) no response

so1337 · Jul 26, 2013

The puns in this thread do not disappoint.

Wubby said:
Ah what the heck. I'll stop by the local eroge shop tomorrow and see if they have it. If not I'll get it from Amazon (new of course!).

Subscribed.

LiK · Jul 26, 2013

the responses in this thread are killing me

Kurod · Jul 26, 2013

Japan bringing back the joystick.

Loomer · Jul 26, 2013

I wonder how much depth the gameplay has...

Oh.

Arkos · Jul 26, 2013

"So how was it Wubby?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2-SqgJTlU

Raticus79 · Jul 26, 2013

Trojita said:
lol the last panel of that comic would be perfect for these threads in the future.

What's the sound effect? I left it off in my cropped version because I have no idea if it was just machine whirr or something nasty

shaowebb · Jul 26, 2013

This device would be hilarious to dub Ultradavid FGC commentary over to censored footage of someone going to town on themselves. Just put a little window in the upper right of the shot of someone busting out TAC infinites as the guy flails around.

MrGame&Watch · Jul 26, 2013

Playtesting this must have been something...

superbank · Jul 26, 2013

So what happens in 50 years time? Will Japan be a ghost country, or will their government try to stop the inevitable? Maybe provide benefits for having a child, or even showing interest in real women if it comes to that.

akaoni · Jul 26, 2013

Wubby said:
Ah what the heck. I'll stop by the local eroge shop tomorrow and see if they have it. If not I'll get it from Amazon (new of course!).

I eagerly await the review.

/Serious.

Zatoichi's Cane · Jul 26, 2013

Canceled my PS4 pre order.

Arkos · Jul 26, 2013

superbank said:
So what happens in 50 years time? Will Japan be a ghost country?

This is what happens:

Https://vimeo.com/12915013

VindicatorZ · Jul 26, 2013

Penis powered video game ???

THIS IS THE FUTURE

Zatoichi's Cane · Jul 26, 2013

Everyday I give thanks to God for the Gaf....

BizzyBum · Jul 26, 2013

It's creepy knowing eventually a lot of people are just going to do this with like loli rape scenarios playing out.

Xbudz · Jul 26, 2013

Not big enough.

Broder Salsa · Jul 26, 2013

Holy fuck I cannot believe this is real. I have had this idea with a penis controlled game for years, seriously, I imagined having some vagina you could plug into USB and do your business to some chick on the screen... now I see I should really have gone further with the idea, to be the first... But no, it's too late now. Fuck.

My idea also included like a multiplayer feature though, so there would also have to be a penetration controller (did sony ever make those ps3 banana ones?), would help with long distance relationships.

Raide · Jul 26, 2013

MrGame&Watch said:
Playtesting this must have been something...

Everyone was dicking around so there is bound to be loads of bugs.

Xbudz · Jul 26, 2013

Too expensive, I'll wait to buy it used.

deGod · Jul 27, 2013

Flesh light is taken to a new extreme

WoodenLung said:
Holy fuck I cannot believe this is real. I have had this idea with a penis controlled game for years, seriously, I imagined having some vagina you could plug into USB and do your business to some chick on the screen... now I see I should really have gone further with the idea, to be the first... But no, it's too late now. Fuck.

My idea also included like a multiplayer feature though, so there would also have to be a penetration controller (did sony ever make those ps3 banana ones?), would help with long distance relationships.

WTF??

Ramma2 · Jul 27, 2013

WoodenLung said:
Holy fuck I cannot believe this is real. I have had this idea with a penis controlled game for years, seriously, I imagined having some vagina you could plug into USB and do your business to some chick on the screen... now I see I should really have gone further with the idea, to be the first... But no, it's too late now. Fuck.

My idea also included like a multiplayer feature though, so there would also have to be a penetration controller (did sony ever make those ps3 banana ones?), would help with long distance relationships.

Already been done my friend.

http://www.easylife.org/fufme/

Though not for real.

Fitrix · Jul 27, 2013

wonzo said:
this is literally something out of ressentiment

What manga is that from?

Fandangox · Jul 27, 2013

Fitrix said:
What manga is that from?

The name is right there in the post you quoted.

Azure J · Jul 27, 2013

Anhkow said:

So you can literally head mount while you head mount?

zeopower6 · Jul 27, 2013

WoodenLung said:
Holy fuck I cannot believe this is real. I have had this idea with a penis controlled game for years, seriously, I imagined having some vagina you could plug into USB and do your business to some chick on the screen... now I see I should really have gone further with the idea, to be the first... But no, it's too late now. Fuck.

The USB things have been around in Japan for ages, FYI... this is just adding the Rift in addition to that, lol.

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