Yeah. Pretty clever way to be childish, lose your job and its benefits, aaaand get sent to jail.
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Yeah. Pretty clever way to be childish, lose your job and its benefits, aaaand get sent to jail.
Devolution
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True. Plus I'm sure HR wouldn't like pot brownies being in the workplace period.
Yeah. Pretty clever way to be childish, lose your job and its benefits, aaaand get sent to jail.
Well not that part but the putting enough mj in the food that could set off tests heh.
Reminded me of this:
Psycho passive-aggressive.
I had one, only it made such an annoying buzzing sound that I threw it out.
cluxdeluxe
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Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
How hard is it to not be an asshole? I'm about to put this on my shared fridge.
I know this feel so bad, my mates do it all the time, whenever they come over for a smoke they devour my munch, even when i tell them its my sisters or that its being saved for a special occasion, get a fucking minifridge man.. save yourself pain
Ghost_Protocol
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Just tag your food with your name? If it still gets eaten, then your roomates really don't give a fuck about you and you would then need to confront them.
Axalon
Member
100% factual
Nearly certain it's fake, I saw it posted on Facebook as one of those chain things, and when are chain anythings real? Still amusing, though, and relevant in this case.
This. Just talk to them, it'll be a big chip off your shoulder and you'll hopefully be worry free from then on.
Read the thread instead of replying without knowing what's going on like a mouth breathing imbecile.
glaringradio
Member
I think you're confusing horrible with hilarious. I'm sure whoever stole the food will go on to steal from his next co-workers at his new job instead.
King Of Fuh
Member
Or even write a little bit nicer note.
"Hey roomies! If you're interested in some of my food, I'd probably be willing to share, but could you please ask me first? I just hate filling my bowl of cereal and finding all the milk gone.
Also, GO (Whatever your college sports team name is)!!"
MightyHealthy
Banned
I'd rather come off as a chump, than a dickhead that has to chastise someone like a parent, because theirs didn't teach them to not take what they didn't own.
When I shared an apartment, I roomed with civilized people. If we wanted something to eat that wasn't ours, we'd ask.
The answer was rarely negative, much less harsh (either "sure" or "I would, but I really want it"), unlike the issues that would occur with asking a cohabitant to respect simple boundaries.
If someone lacks the decency to be courteous with other people's stuff, why should anyone expect a reasonable discourse? They've already made apparent how little they think of you.
Just recently started tagging my food, I really don't want to be that guy but if that's what it takes to ensure that my food won't be eaten then fuck it.
Yeah I need to get hold of one.
Yeah I need to get hold of one.
I did. I don't care what you ultimately do, but don't forget you're being a baby if you write a letter.
Obviously you didn't, and obviously you do care, hence your initial reply.
Devolution
Member
I am going to eat all of your pizza then write a note about how I did it with no remorse and leave it inside the empty pizza box so you think pizza is left, open said box and find the note.
Axalon
Member
That may be true
Nah baby. Cry more.
Reply more.
Axalon
Member
You should draw a picture of a pizza
Devolution
Member
If I do, will you write me a super angry letter?
Devolution
Member
You're already getting posts stop being greedy.
Would be pointless cause you wouldn't read the whole thing before replying.
Keep posting, bud. Show how much you don't care.
Last word.
Joe Shlabotnik
Banned
This is just to say
I have eaten
The slices of pizza
That were in
The refrigerator
And which
you were probably
saving
For breakfast lunch and dinner
Forgive me
They were delicious
So tasty
And cold
Last I checked, those were plums, mister.
No it wouldn't. You obviously don't know me.
opticalmace
Member
How many roommates are we talking about here? I've been there, had 5 roomies once. This was a big pain in the ass. Eventually they stopped, I think I put a note on a couple of my things.
Joe Shlabotnik
Banned
This is a good question, too. More than two roommates and you're pretty much doomed.
Axalon
Member
He's a maniac, maaaaniaaaaac!
Very easy situation
1.Stick your dick in your food , take picture.
2. After they eat your food post picture of said food and say "how ma dick taste"
3. Have a good laugh and no one eats your food.
This works 100% of the time 0% of the time.
or you could talk to when you see them, no note though. That might work, if not go the dick route just to be a asshole.
1.Stick your dick in your food , take picture.
2. After they eat your food post picture of said food and say "how ma dick taste"
3. Have a good laugh and no one eats your food.
This works 100% of the time 0% of the time.
or you could talk to when you see them, no note though. That might work, if not go the dick route just to be a asshole.
Well to be fair, you don't really come across as a assertive and/or confrontative person, what with writing angry notes and all.
Devolution
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If he doesn't take you seriously after talking with him do this please.
Oh, okay. If someone read that note and because of the part in brackets, decided to not take the note seriously and willfully disrespect me and my items, I would fucking hospitalize them. I'm 6'6" and 250 lbs and during the extremely, extremely infrequent event that I get really angry, no one ever fucks with me. Groups of people don't fuck with me. No one does.
Ever.
My roommates are not home and I need to fucking vent.
I think dipping his balls would be more degrading.
Also, less sensitive as well.. doesn't timedog like spicy food?
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