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Richfield
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(06-26-2014, 10:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by Amalthea

On this day [insert years] ago your stupid childhood ended

Yeah, those anniversary celebration threads are now annoying.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
(06-26-2014, 10:52 PM)
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Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy
maxcriden
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(06-27-2014, 05:22 PM)
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When did GAF become an oligarchy?
ItIsOkBro
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(06-27-2014, 06:50 PM)
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I wanted my brother to move out so I stole from him
foolia
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(06-30-2014, 06:48 AM)
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I hate Onions

In the OP: Garlic is better.
Freaky Fred
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(06-30-2014, 06:52 AM)
I hate unicorns
Chariot
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(06-30-2014, 08:41 PM)
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My parents made me black so I don't get any girls
Horse
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(06-30-2014, 08:42 PM)

Originally Posted by Freaky Fred

I hate unicorns

Me too, fuckers think they're the shit because of a gross growth coming outta their face.
outunderthestars
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(06-30-2014, 08:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Horse

Me too, fuckers think they're the shit because of a gross growth coming outta their face.


Amazing.
blame space
King of Members with nice chair, nice beard, nice wall hooks, broken TV, clean phone, and a red username.
(07-04-2014, 02:05 AM)
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Jabba the Hut vs Joe Biden
Freaky Fred
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(07-05-2014, 09:13 PM)
Do you have bigfoots in your social circle, how do you deal with them?
botty
Perennial Disney vulture now enjoying their meal
(07-05-2014, 09:21 PM)
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idk.. I've always wanted to ask this.

why do the suicidal/depression threads pop up during summer?
Kade
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(07-05-2014, 09:24 PM)
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I've written drafts for all of these.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...9&postcount=31

Games where your character eats fast food
Games With Blonde Villains
Games where you can jump over a car
Games that let you shoot water guns
Games that have good graphics
Post your favourite game
Games where the female character turns into a elder dragon
Games where dogs walk on two legs
Games where your main character actually reaches out and turns the door knob to open a door instead of the door magically opening when you press A
Favourite characters with black hair
Is The Last of Us feminist propaganda?
LTTP: Watch Dogs (Thread created December 2013)

Some of my greatest content to date.
Last edited by Kade; 07-09-2014 at 02:44 PM.
Freaky Fred
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(07-05-2014, 09:33 PM)

Originally Posted by botty

idk.. I've always wanted to ask this.

why do the suicidal/depression threads pop up during summer?

this is an interesting article
maxcriden
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(07-07-2014, 01:52 PM)
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=850343

Great video game composters that when missing in action

quick Freaky Fred and my other parody-loving friends

I need some legit ideas for video game characters involved with the sanitation business. I want to make this thread.
Freaky Fred
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(07-08-2014, 06:19 AM)
A store doesn't charge you for something...

because you forgot to buy it. Now you're home already with a family size box of Oreos and you forgot to buy milk. Do you go back to the store and calmly explain to yourself that people make mistakes and you aren't a complete idiot for forgetting milk, or do you stay home and suffer through Oreos with no milk, all the while feeling sorry for yourself and licking your own tears in a pathetic attempt to receive some form of hydration to rinse off your cookie encrusted teeth?
davepoobond
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(07-08-2014, 06:35 AM)
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Originally Posted by maxcriden

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=850343

Great video game composters that when missing in action

quick Freaky Fred and my other parody-loving friends

I need some legit ideas for video game characters involved with the sanitation business. I want to make this thread.

Lara Crapt
maxcriden
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(07-08-2014, 12:03 PM)
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Originally Posted by Freaky Fred

A store doesn't charge you for something...

because you forgot to buy it. Now you're home already with a family size box of Oreos and you forgot to buy milk. Do you go back to the store and calmly explain to yourself that people make mistakes and you aren't a complete idiot for forgetting milk, or do you stay home and suffer through Oreos with no milk, all the while feeling sorry for yourself and licking your own tears in a pathetic attempt to receive some form of hydration to rinse off your cookie encrusted teeth?

Haha. The cookie encrusted teeth.
shuri
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(07-08-2014, 12:10 PM)
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What is it with all those new fast food products thread lately. Grown men excitef about the return of some crappy Burger King meal...
maxcriden
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(07-08-2014, 12:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by shuri

What is it with all those new fast food products thread lately. Grown men excitef about the return of some crappy Burger King meal...

Here you go:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=851299
Masquerader
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(07-08-2014, 12:31 PM)
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Look at this!


A normal McBurgerDonalds burger, right? But LOOK AT WHAT DELICIOUS FOOD THEY JUST MADE IT IN TO:



THERE'S TWO BURGERSES AND TWO CHEESES AND OMG I HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS SO BADLY!!!!

... So then, GAF. What's your favourite burger?
SteveWinwood
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(07-09-2014, 05:33 AM)
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Is it me or do most gamers like to masterbate.
MisterGrey3000
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(07-09-2014, 05:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by Masquerader

Look at this!


A normal McBurgerDonalds burger, right? But LOOK AT WHAT DELICIOUS FOOD THEY JUST MADE IT IN TO:



THERE'S TWO BURGERSES AND TWO CHEESES AND OMG I HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS SO BADLY!!!!

... So then, GAF. What's your favourite burger?

This kind of reminds me of the guy who bragged about getting $30 Italian meal. lol
BouncyFrag
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(07-09-2014, 09:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by Kade

I've written drafts for all of these.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...9&postcount=31

Some of my greatest content to date.

From your link:
Is The Last of Us feminist propaganda?
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
(07-09-2014, 09:19 AM)
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Were you ever Judased
Brakke
(07-09-2014, 09:24 AM)
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I like to play a game where sometimes when I see someone who's banned I look at their post history and then pretend something innocuous got them the boot. To wit:

Originally Posted by Horse

Me too, fuckers think they're the shit because of a gross growth coming outta their face.

GAF does not tolerate this kind of equine hate-mongering.

Sometimes I find a really really good one and want to thread it up but I'm worried it'll be a gross mess of parading around drudged up shit. With the wrong tone it gets so ugly.
sixteen-bit
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(07-09-2014, 01:25 PM)
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I want to make a VxG thread after seeing the Evolution 2014 one
shuri
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(07-09-2014, 01:36 PM)
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From "lets generate outrage" series

"Why is Ubisoft encourage Elephant violence with Farcry 4?"
"Why are visual novel games so insensitive to the cause of the illeterate?"
"Why is Nintendo refusing to encourage positive strong female character by refusing to create a Mario sister and imposing the dated helpless female princess trope with Peach in 2014?"
"Left handed handling in fps games - a forgotten cause for concern"
"f2p games: preying on children and the poor?"
maxcriden
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(07-09-2014, 01:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by shuri

From "lets generate outrage" series

"Why is Ubisoft encourage Elephant violence with Farcry 4?"
"Why are visual novel games so insensitive to the cause of the illeterate?"
"Why is Nintendo refusing to encourage positive strong female character by refusing to create a Mario sister and imposing the dated helpless female princess trope with Peach in 2014?"
"Left handed handling in fps games - a forgotten cause for concern"

The first or fourth of those are legit hilarious because they could be real threads. I'm tempted to make the first one but will resist.
Masquerader
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(07-09-2014, 02:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by MisterGrey3000

This kind of reminds me of the guy who bragged about getting $30 Italian meal. lol

The second image is actually quite similar to the last fast food burger I had. On a slightly related note, I have decided to lay off fast food for a while. It was so bad that I actually got a refund for it. I spent the money at McDonald's instead.
SeanR1221
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(07-09-2014, 02:15 PM)
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Can we talk about how has anyone noticed that am I the only one who thinks Jay-Z sure is looking good again.
aygomyownroad
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(07-09-2014, 02:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by shuri

From "lets generate outrage" series

"Why is Ubisoft encourage Elephant violence with Farcry 4?"
"Why are visual novel games so insensitive to the cause of the illeterate?"
"Why is Nintendo refusing to encourage positive strong female character by refusing to create a Mario sister and imposing the dated helpless female princess trope with Peach in 2014?"
"Left handed handling in fps games - a forgotten cause for concern"
"f2p games: preying on children and the poor?"

These are good, and despite parody threads I reckon you could get a good discussion on the last three.
maxcriden
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(07-09-2014, 02:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by SeanR1221

Can we talk about how has anyone noticed that am I the only one who thinks Jay-Z sure is looking good again.

Haha. Am I the only one??
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
(07-10-2014, 06:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by shuri

From "lets generate outrage" series

"Why is Ubisoft encourage Elephant violence with Farcry 4?"
"Why are visual novel games so insensitive to the cause of the illeterate?"
"Why is Nintendo refusing to encourage positive strong female character by refusing to create a Mario sister and imposing the dated helpless female princess trope with Peach in 2014?"
"Left handed handling in fps games - a forgotten cause for concern"
"f2p games: preying on children and the poor?"


"Killing women in games is misogynistic. Women should not be in games anymore."
Kraftwerk
(07-10-2014, 06:43 AM)
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Not really a parody thread, but I was about to make a thread about this;

http://paidtopoop.com/

Calculates how much your poop is worth per year when you take bathroom breaks at work.

Seeing as I have made two poop threads in the past, I was scared that the third one will cause me to get juniored.

Oh well....
Settin
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(07-10-2014, 06:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by davepoobond

"Killing women in games is misogynistic. Women should not be in games anymore."

On the flip side we could have "why is it OK to kill men in video games but not women?". That would get interesting. And locked.
hipbabboom
Huh? What did I say? Did I screw up again? :(
(07-10-2014, 06:49 AM)
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I miss bestiality threads... they prove GAF has a defense force for everything.... EVERYTHING!
JJDinomite
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(07-10-2014, 06:52 AM)
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Help me understand why men are the eternal oppressors a bit better
davepoobond
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(07-10-2014, 06:55 AM)
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Originally Posted by Settin

On the flip side we could have "why is it OK to kill men in video games but not women?". That would get interesting. And locked.

That's a good one.


Also, "we need more representation of children in games (so I can shoot them)"
Arkos
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(07-10-2014, 06:56 AM)
I had sex with my sister and she got pregnant and gave me genital warts
Settin
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(07-10-2014, 06:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by Arkos

I had sex with my sister and she got pregnant and gave me genital warts

But did you watch porn in her room with headphones off? That's the important part.
Aquamarine
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(07-10-2014, 06:59 AM)
If Miyamoto isn't racist, then why doesn't Nintendo have any black protagonists?
Settin
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(07-10-2014, 07:02 AM)
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Originally Posted by Aquamarine

If Miyamoto isn't racist, then why doesn't Nintendo have any black protagonists?

If nintendo isn't racist then why did they discontinue the white WiiU?
Perfect Cha0s
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(07-10-2014, 07:03 AM)
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I wanted to make a thread titled "My ex-wife still misses me...."

People would think it's about my relationship woes and be ready for something serious, but when they enter the thread, they'll only be greeted by "But her aim is getting better!"

I'd be all over it, but I know Bish would lay a great ban of justice on me.
Guevara
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(07-10-2014, 07:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by Aquamarine

If Miyamoto isn't racist, then why doesn't Nintendo have any black protagonists?

Pikmin basically glorifies slavery
Settin
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(07-10-2014, 07:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by Guevara

Pikmin basically glorifies slavery

This or "Pokemon glorifies illegal dogfighting"
Aquamarine
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(07-10-2014, 07:17 AM)

Originally Posted by Settin

This or "Pokemon glorifies illegal dogfighting"

Zeyphersan
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(07-10-2014, 07:48 AM)
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Not a parody thread per se, but my biggest annoyance is any "Am I the only one?" or "Does anyone else?" thread. Boy do I have to fight the urge to post some serious sarcasm in those threads, regardless of its actual topic.
Coreda
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(07-10-2014, 07:50 AM)
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Originally Posted by davepoobond

Also, "we need more representation of children in games (so I can shoot them)"

This already happened twice from memory, but one was in a less obvious way, more along the lines of: 'why aren't there more kids in vidya games'. The threads became discussions about how comfortable some are about killing children virtually and also the maturity level of kids as gamers. Both were locked eventually.
davepoobond
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(07-10-2014, 08:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by Coreda

This already happened twice from memory, but one was in a less obvious way, more along the lines of: 'why aren't there more kids in vidya games'. The threads became discussions about how comfortable some are about killing children virtually and also the maturity level of kids as gamers. Both were locked eventually.


i think i remember one of them. i didn't know it got to the point of people saying "i want to shoot kids"

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