LeroyPantwether
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Aww me too . I feel so much better now .Tie my shoes using what the standard method. Just never learned, still doing bunny ears.
Aww me too . I feel so much better now .Tie my shoes using what the standard method. Just never learned, still doing bunny ears.
Spit. Never been able to spit.
It comes out in a 160-degree spray or just runs down my chin.
Tie a tie
Roll my r's. I just sound like a total doofus when I try.
I can't roll my tongue. I'm the only one in the family that can't dot it and they keep mocking me for it.
I can't stand people.
I tried for a while, and could never do it comfortably. Then when I saw a left-handed person expertly use them with their right and use a fork on the left, I felt like breaking his hands and never attempted it again.I can't use chopsticks. :/
I've been trying for so many years. I make a concerted effort to learn to use them. I just don't have the dexterity and people's suggestions are nonsense to me. I especially hate "hold it like a pencil." Clearly, I hold a pencil very different from chopstick aficionados.
I can't ride a bike.
I can't swim.
Like I just forget completely who that person is, it's even worse in things like Discord because I could be talking with 4+ People and I keep jumbling their names up.Person: Hey Zexion
Me: Hey Rick, I mean Alex, I mean Micheal.
Why the hell can't you ride a bike or swim?
E: Assuming you're not disabled or paralyzed or anything, just curious.
How the fuck do you not know how to ride a bike
How the fuck do you not know how to ride a bike
Tie a tie. I'm pathetic.
Swim, whistle
I can't roll my tongue. I'm the only one in the family that can't dot it and they keep mocking me for it.
Spit. Never been able to spit.
It comes out in a 160-degree spray or just runs down my chin.
Can't open a beer bottle with a lighter
Roll my r's. I just sound like a total doofus when I try.
I don't know it looked pretty tough in that one episode of FrasierWow at all the people who cant ride a bike.
Step 1 buy a cheap bike
Step 2 ride it
You will fall down a few times but you just have to pedal and youll stay up right. Youll hardly be moving if you do lose balance starting out so you wont actually hurt yourself, just put your feet down and you wont even be falling. You dont need anyone to teach you.
Im sure there are plenty of YouTube vids on the subject as well, but you really just have to do it and youll figure it out.
Talk coherently.
I spend a lot of time working in isolation and it's amazing how easy it is to lose the ability to clearly express yourself.
It looks to me like you're talking about two different things. For me, "standard life stuff" is "adulting" like holding a job, paying bills, doing chores, etc. I do OK with that, I guess.Standard life stuff in general. I never fail to make myself look like an idiot when I go outside.
I can't whistle with my fingers. I can swim, but I can't float. My wife laughs at me every time I try, my legs just start to drop down. It's better in the sea because saltwater's more buoyant, but in a pool it's not happening.