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Gay and Bisexual relationship thread |OT|

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King Endymion

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He asked me out for dinner too. I want to get to know someone a liiiittle bit better first. It's a shame he's attractive though.


Haha, Cheezmo always got the best replies. <3
 
Erebus

Erebus

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King Endymion said:
"I'm a nice and caring person. Like, you deserve all the kindness, care and warmth, and only cute you deserve all the good. I want to get to know you. I would have done anything to make you feel happy, and all of it is just for you <3"

Is a message like that really suppose to make me feel better? It just creeps me out, especially after one night of chatting, but maybe it's just me... :/
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Creepy.

And btw you're too hot Endymion.
 
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red13th

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Just cut my hair and now it's time to shave, nooo. I hate shaving and getting haircuts, but when my hair grows and starts curling into an afro it gets pretty annoying too.
Humans should have a button that you press and your hair/beard stops growing, seriously.
 
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Spiritreaver

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King Endymion said:
"I'm a nice and caring person. Like, you deserve all the kindness, care and warmth, and only cute you deserve all the good. I want to get to know you. I would have done anything to make you feel happy, and all of it is just for you <3"

Is a message like that really suppose to make me feel better? It just creeps me out, especially after one night of chatting, but maybe it's just me... :/
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That creeps you out? You should read my RJ mailbox sometime. :\

Here is a photo comment I refuse to approve:

m still waiting for you...
you r the man of my dreams
you r the man of my life
my sexual fantasie..oh god
let me see your private photos please
you turn me on
i m so horny right now
oh god
uffffff.....your muscles....your masculine face.....ooohhhhhh -
 
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royalan

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DarthWufei said:
That creeps you out? You should read my RJ mailbox sometime. :\

Here is a photo comment I refuse to approve:

m still waiting for you...
you r the man of my dreams
you r the man of my life
my sexual fantasie..oh god
let me see your private photos please
you turn me on
i m so horny right now
oh god
uffffff.....your muscles....your masculine face.....ooohhhhhh -
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What's RJ?

PS. And I'm super board and putting a beat to this "verse" in my mind...
 
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Masamuna

Member
red_13th said:
Just cut my hair and now it's time to shave, nooo. I hate shaving and getting haircuts, but when my hair grows and starts curling into an afro it gets pretty annoying too.
Humans should have a button that you press and your hair/beard stops growing, seriously.
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I know that feel. Just got my hur did today. Can't do anything with my hair when it grows out, its just way too thick and wavy. If I don't take care of it in a timely manner I look like I just came out of a golden girls episode. I wish I was joking :((((

My guy is off tomorrow!!! Ugh, can't wait.
 
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King Endymion

Member
DarthWufei said:
That creeps you out? You should read my RJ mailbox sometime. :\

Here is a photo comment I refuse to approve:

m still waiting for you...
you r the man of my dreams
you r the man of my life
my sexual fantasie..oh god
let me see your private photos please
you turn me on
i m so horny right now
oh god
uffffff.....your muscles....your masculine face.....ooohhhhhh -
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Eww, that's disgusting and creepy. :/
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"Yay", I got invited to a 46 year old man's place over the weekend, like that's gonna happen, and now I got invited to a threesome. People are having trouble reading a presentation. :/
 
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chronos4590

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King Endymion said:
"I'm a nice and caring person. Like, you deserve all the kindness, care and warmth, and only cute you deserve all the good. I want to get to know you. I would have done anything to make you feel happy, and all of it is just for you <3" /
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Wow that is creepy. I know that feel......cause i had a creepy situation as well.
Might be even creepier actually -_-
.
Restrict as much contact as you can I say if it gets weirder. Less possible drama from your life.
King Endymion said:
Is a message like that really suppose to make me feel better? It just creeps me out, especially after one night of chatting, but maybe it's just me... :/
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Yeah talk like that is creepy as hell especially if you just met.
 
moniker

moniker

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King Endymion said:
Sleeping in anything except maybe your undies is unthinkable, it just feels weird. :p
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I became a member on Sweden's biggest gay community yesterday, I never knew you could feel like such a piece of meat, and I didn't even like it. :( Oh well, there's bound to be a few great guys there, I hope. ^^
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QX I presume? Yeah, that's a meat market alright, but there are some nice guys there. I met my boyfriend there one and half years ago, and now we're living together (and it's awesome).
 
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King Endymion

Member
moniker said:
QX I presume? Yeah, that's a meat market alright, but there are some nice guys there. I met my boyfriend there one and half years ago, and now we're living together (and it's awesome).
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Wow, nice. :) I have talked to a couple of nice guys there, but they live so darn far away, just my luck. :)
At least some people have the decency of not inserting a pic of their dick in their message. ^^
 
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TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
King Endymion said:
Wow, nice. :) I have talked to a couple of nice guys there, but they live so darn far away, just my luck. :)
At least some people have the decency of not inserting a pic of their dick in their message. ^^
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Why wouldn't you want a dick in their message? Free porn and you can then ignore them! :D!

FOREVER ALONE.jpg
 
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royalan

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DarthWufei said:
I dunno what's worse, the first pic being a dick pic or a a faceless pic.

I suppose at least with a dick shot you know what you're getting.
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The creepiest thing to me is when people post pictures where you can't make out what the hell you're looking at.

Is that a leg? A dog? A salmon - what the fuck am I looking at???


It also really disturbs me when people post pics of themselves getting licked by their dogs. Although I realize that's just me being weird...
 
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TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
So, I'm apparently supposed to have a "passion," for life. And yet I don't. Does this make me broken?
 
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King Endymion

Member
Alcoori said:
Wait, isn't going to dinner a way to get to know someone? Unless you mean dinner at his place...
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Well, his full message was along the lines of going out and shopping, sleeping together, him making me breakfast in bed, then shop some more and then take me out for dinner...
I don't know, even just for dinner, 128 miles is a long way to go to meet someone after a couple of hours of chatting imo. :)
 
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Sagitario

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Well, if we are talking about creepy/weird PMs, look no further than our very own GAF:

Jason's Ultimatum said:
you're so hot... just saying :) you got skype?
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Man, you are a sexy model.
I'd have sex with you and yourself.
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Man you're so hot, wanna skype?
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but omg. you need to post a picture of your butt in the GayGaf thread. we need your butt to worship! ^_^.
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PMs received by Jason...
Seriously guys?
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Sagitario

Member
I really want to know (more like... confirm
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) who wrote "you need to post a picture of your butt in the GayGaf thread. we need your butt to worship".

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Masamuna

Member
My two worst creepy messages have to be when I was either asked if i'd give a Blumpy to a guy on grindr or when a older dapper gent on b411 asked me to be his master while his partner slept in the same bed in an ambien induced coma. IN ALL CAPS.

Such eloquence.
 
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royalan

Member
TheSeks said:
Picture thread, he posts there often.
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He looks like a guy I dated.

Masamuna said:
My two worst creepy messages have to be when I was either asked if i'd give a Blumpy to a guy on grindr or when a older dapper gent on b411 asked me to be his master while his partner slept in the same bed in an ambien induced coma. IN ALL CAPS.

Such eloquence.
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I know I'm going to regret asking this, but... what's a Blumpy?
 
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TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
Masamuna said:
My two worst creepy messages have to be when I was either asked if i'd give a Blumpy to a guy on grindr or when a older dapper gent on b411 asked me to be his master while his partner slept in the same bed in an ambien induced coma. IN ALL CAPS.

Such eloquence.
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I... what... I just... can't...

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I know I'm going to regret asking this, but... what's a Blumpy?
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Blumpkin. Blowjob while the dude getting blowed is taking a dump/shit.
 
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