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Whizkid7
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(09-13-2017, 09:16 PM)
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You just know Naruto used his shadow clones in the bedroom with Hinata. Hell she probably suggested it, the hungry little freak.
SpiralZilla
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(09-13-2017, 09:16 PM)
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I'm sure expansion jutsus have gotten some use.
Anoregon
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(09-13-2017, 09:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by SpiralZilla

I'm sure expansion jutsus have gotten some use.

expand dong
Clefargle
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(09-13-2017, 09:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by Proelite

About that... There is one hentai fan art.

Overly conservative estimate

im sure
LotusHD
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(09-13-2017, 09:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by Crossing Eden

You could tell the exact moment Kishi stopped caring:


This actually worked.

This is the type of random ass humor I'd expect from One Piece, completely caught me off guard when I saw it, because Naruto is usually serious as fuck when he's fighting, especially regarding Part 2 fights, so to have him do this against a woman that's virtually a god that wants to enslave everyone was just... wow

Like is this actually kind funny? Completely inappropriate? I dunno, just... wow
Stone Ocean
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(09-13-2017, 09:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by Maintenance

So would people here fuck a hot opposite gender version of themselves?

Because that's what I'm getting from many posts.

Yes

Yes I would
Crossing Eden
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(09-13-2017, 09:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by Burbeting

I don't know, it was kind of funny in an absurd way, due to how deep the series had fallen with the boring war arc. So having this happen right in the climax of it was weird. It was also one of the rare points in the manga where they went for objectifying men, which is already super rare in any manga.

I genuinely couldn't believe it. Sakura has the appropriate reaction here.


Just....penultimate fight and of all things literal ninja Jesus decides this is the best course of action and it works.
The Silver
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(09-13-2017, 09:24 PM)
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Genjutsu was really underused, it ended up becoming an almost sharingan thing only so we only saw the most OP applications of it.(and frog song which was just as OP)
Glass Rebel
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(09-13-2017, 09:26 PM)
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For a board that has a lot of rape apologists there's some weird aversion against hypothetically fucking a genderbent version of yourself.
LotusHD
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(09-13-2017, 09:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by The Silver

Genjutsu was really underused, it ended up becoming an almost sharingan thing only so we only saw the most OP applications of it.(and frog song which was just as OP)

Genjutsu was one of the many things in Naruto that was honestly busted as hell, so naturally it had to be downplayed imo
HStallion
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(09-13-2017, 09:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by LotusHD

Genjutsu was one of the many things in Naruto that was honestly busted as hell, so naturally it had to be downplayed imo

The 8 Gates basically made Guy so strong he was bending space with his attacks. It was cool as fuck but still had me shaking my head a bit.
Hektor
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(09-13-2017, 09:29 PM)
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caliph95
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(09-13-2017, 09:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by LotusHD

Genjutsu was one of the many things in Naruto that was honestly busted as hell, so naturally it had to be downplayed imo

If it wasn't a Sharingan it was worthless (exaggeration)


I do remember when Sakura was the expert, because he needed to give her something in part 1 but didn't do anything iirc

Then she had more useful abilities by being discount tsunade and still didn't do anything
LotusHD
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(09-13-2017, 09:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by Hektor

Is it true guys, can we tell

Originally Posted by caliph95

If it wasn't a Sharingan it was worthless (exaggeration)

I do remember when Sakura was the expert, because he needed to give her something in part 1 but didn't do anything iirc

Then she had more useful abilities by being discount tsunade and still didn't do anything

I forgot all about that lol
Spieler Eins
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(09-13-2017, 09:36 PM)
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The world building in Naruto never made a lick of sense.

Originally Posted by Whizkid7

You just know Naruto used his shadow clones in the bedroom with Hinata. Hell she probably suggested it, the hungry little freak.

What if Boruto is the son of a clone? Will he just poof away one day?
chrisPjelly
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(09-13-2017, 09:40 PM)
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Speaking of literally fucking your clone; I know this steering this thread into stupid territory, but I'm genuinely curious if gay guys ever think about screwing around a hot(ter) version of themselves. Or is the genderswap necessary to ignore the narcissism?
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Sinfamy
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(09-13-2017, 09:42 PM)
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Shadow clone jutsu + sexy technique.
caliph95
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(09-13-2017, 09:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Spieler Eins

The world building in Naruto never made a lick of sense.



What if Boruto is the son of a clone? Will he just poof away one day?

Forgot his name but the Hokage grandson did a male version of it that turned Sakura on
Crossing Eden
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(09-13-2017, 09:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sinfamy

Shadow clone jutsu + sexy technique.



This is the most transparent example of animation team having a lot extra time and money.
Hektor
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(09-13-2017, 09:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by Spieler Eins

What if Boruto is the son of a clone? Will he just poof away one day?

yanipheonu
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(09-13-2017, 09:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Crossing Eden

You could tell the exact moment Kishi stopped caring:


This actually worked.

I dunno. I thought it made sense, especially given Naruto's character. You're fighting what is essentially the god of all Chakra who can manipulate all the elements.

What do you do when your enemy can do anything? Do something unexpected. It's stupidly brilliant really.

If I was in the middle of an intense gunfight and all of a sudden naked women starting running into the battlefield, I'd be pretty confused too.

What I'm saying is we need to weaponize random sexuality I guess? Seems like a weirdly viable strategy lol
caliph95
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(09-13-2017, 09:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by chrisPjelly

Speaking of literally fucking your clone; I know this steering this thread into stupid territory, but I'm genuinely curious if gay guys ever think about screwing around a hot(ter) version of themselves. Or is the genderswap necessary to ignore the narcissism?

Both Naruto and the Hokage grandson did a male version of it

So yes
LotusHD
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(09-13-2017, 09:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by Hektor

Breh
Familienoberhauptvogel
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(09-13-2017, 09:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by Crossing Eden

Can we take a second to acknowledge two things?
A)This dude taught an even younger child to do this:

and

B)KAKASHI WAS NEAR CONSTANTLY READING PORN:

My dude never stopped. :| The implications of what's possible in this universe are a bit fucked up.

C)
SpiralZilla
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(09-13-2017, 10:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by Familienoberhauptvogel

C)

I love the fact that this has the TV-PG rating slapped over it.
Ri'Orius
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(09-13-2017, 10:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by Crossing Eden

Love potions literally led to Voldemort:



They deserve that bad rep.

I'm not denying that they can do bad. I just think their potential for good is overlooked.

Originally Posted by Hektor

It takes days for sperm to reach egg. I'm not that familiar with Naruto, but my understanding is that his clones are far too short-lived to even fertilize.
ArgyleReptile
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(09-13-2017, 10:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by LotusHD

Breh

Comes with the territory of clones.

HStallion
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(09-13-2017, 10:21 PM)
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Originally Posted by Familienoberhauptvogel

C)

SapientWolf
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(09-13-2017, 10:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Makai



With all the stress from the ninja wars, somebody's gotta be having a good time, right? Probably Shikamaru - always bored and no motivation. I didn't notice this until a second watch but this society is pretty much founded on mind-altering experiences.

Everyone abuses ninja meth, which keeps you up for three days and makes you ready to die. Kiba gives it to his dog and nobody finds that weird. Naruto makes shadow clones of himself, each with unique consciousness but don't know if they're the original and only live for a few seconds - played for laughs instead of giving him existential crisis.

That's enough time for a stranger.
Kenstar
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(09-13-2017, 10:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by HStallion

7Th
Harunobu Madarame
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(09-13-2017, 10:24 PM)

Originally Posted by Anoregon

You ever think about how much weird magical fucking must be going on at Hogwarts? You got a bunch of hormonal teens living in the same building that know how to make things appear out of thin air and change their own bodies and shit.

Didn't Rowling said that they have group masturbation sessions?
inner-G
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(09-13-2017, 10:24 PM)
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Konoha Ninjas are all about that recreational use:

foxuzamaki
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(09-13-2017, 10:25 PM)
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There is a ero doujin where Naruto for masturbation purposes used a shadow clone that used transformation jutsu to transform into hinata so he could fuck hinata who is also technically himself?

Also keep in mind that whenever a shadow clone disappears all the info it accumulated will be sent to Naruto himself, so keep that in mind
kewlmyc
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(09-13-2017, 10:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by foxuzamaki

There is a ero doujin where Naruto for masturbation purposes used a shadow clone that used transformation jutsu to transform into hinata so he could fuck hinata who is also technically himself?

Also keep in mind that whenever a shadow clone disappears all the info it accumulated will be sent to Naruto himself, so keep that in mind

Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it.
HStallion
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(09-13-2017, 10:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by foxuzamaki

There is a ero doujin where Naruto for masturbation purposes used a shadow clone that used transformation jutsu to transform into hinata so he could fuck hinata who is also technically himself?

Also keep in mind that whenever a shadow clone disappears all the info it accumulated will be sent to Naruto himself, so keep that in mind

Wouldn't shadow clone fucking just be an elaborate form of masturbation? No one is pretending a guy who fucks a real doll is actually getting laid.
Crossing Eden
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(09-13-2017, 10:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by foxuzamaki

There is a ero doujin where Naruto for masturbation purposes used a shadow clone that used transformation jutsu to transform into hinata so he could fuck hinata who is also technically himself?

Also keep in mind that whenever a shadow clone disappears all the info it accumulated will be sent to Naruto himself, so keep that in mind

super-famicom
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Originally Posted by Hektor

hahahaha wtf
cant stop laughing
foxuzamaki
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Originally Posted by Crossing Eden

You could tell the exact moment Kishi stopped caring:


This actually worked.

It worked because it made sense in context and the fact that they took advantage of the few seconds they had of surprise
brinstar
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(09-13-2017, 10:30 PM)
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The life expectancy for shinobi has got to be depressingly low in the Naruto world so they probably do whatever they can to keep the PTSD suppressed between missions
BreezyLimbo
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(09-13-2017, 10:33 PM)
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If I had ninjutsu I would use shadow clone jutsu so I can have friends
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Originally Posted by BreezyLimbo

If I had ninjutsu I would use shadow clone jutsu so I can have friends

I think Naruto did that once to have people he could play cards with
HomerSimpson-Man
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(09-13-2017, 10:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Ferrio

Clones and transformations.

Nutting for days.
AtomskEater
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Genjutsu used for therapeutic purposes (getting over that ninja village war ptsd) or having a brothel where the workers never actually have to touch a customer sounds interesting. I kind of wish Naruto (and a lot of pretty much any media) had more world building. It's just as interesting to me to see how people integrate what's essentially super powers into their ordinary lives.
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Originally Posted by brinstar

The life expectancy for shinobi has got to be depressingly low in the Naruto world so they probably do whatever they can to keep the PTSD suppressed between missions

Everyone seems to glance over that the core concept of the series is basically "child soldiers."
HomerSimpson-Man
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Originally Posted by SoulUnison

Everyone seems to glance over that the core concept of the series is basically "child soldiers."

The OG series during the first Wave arc and really the best arc I feel now in retrospect as I got older, it felt like they were going to touch more upon that but , nah. Few and in-between. The series mostly devolved to leveling up OP nonsense.
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The Silver
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Originally Posted by SoulUnison

Everyone seems to glance over that the core concept of the series is basically "child soldiers."

The Hashirama flashback was great as it dove deep into that aspect
caliph95
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Originally Posted by SoulUnison

Everyone seems to glance over that the core concept of the series is basically "child soldiers."

And they still train kids (do they have missons?) because they learned nothing from Pein
PixelatedBookake
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(09-13-2017, 10:52 PM)
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Okay so when the fuck did ninjas in Naruto just forget they can turn into anything? Like using their transformation jutsu can literally become anything they can think of. Like, for instance, Sakura could turn herself into a table or something. I feel that they all forgot they could do that.
PSqueak
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Frankly, if i was in the Naruto Universe i'd sexy no jutsu myself so much people would even forget what my original form was like.

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