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NaviLink

Member

• Jun 25, 2013

• #101

Sunset plane, no contest. I saw it live, I couldn't stop laughing for half an hour.

 

NinjaBoiX

Member

• Jun 25, 2013

• #102

I may have already mentioned this one, but it really was excellent.

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman Sex Tape thread:

"Why are her eyebrows censored?"

Just perfect.

 

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Salsa

Member

• Jun 25, 2013

• #103

I made a good one once I think

 

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m3k

Member

• Jun 25, 2013

• #104

First post of salmon flavored vodka gets a nod of approval
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=428487&highlight=salmon+vodka

 

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Pikawil

Unconfirmed Member

• Jul 17, 2013

• #105

We have a new winner.

 

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sixteen-bit

Member

• Jun 7, 2014

• #106

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=832537

 

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Derwind

Member

• Jun 7, 2014

• #107

I suck at first posts. Too much pressure to perform.

I'm a 2nd, 3rd.... 254th poster.

 

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B-Dubs

No Scrubs

• Jun 7, 2014

• #108

There was like a year where Count Dookkake had the first post on like every news thread and all of them were the most perfect puns anyone could imagine. The man's a master 1st poster, no one comes close.

EDIT: Wow, this thread is old as shit.

 

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Salvadora

Member

• Jun 7, 2014

• #109

earvcunanan said:

Boom.
Headshot.
/thread.
First post nails it again.
First post never fails.

And all that jazz.

Click to expand...

People who post these are seriously the worst.

 

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TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

• Jun 7, 2014

• #110

Second post, but I nominate myself.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=239441&highlight=wii+homebrew+pong

 

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Dereck

Member

• Jun 7, 2014

• #111

lmao