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A Jogger Dubbed The "Mad Pooper" Is Terrorizing Colorado Springs
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Sgt.Pepper
Banned
This is probably someone's fetish.
Secret Character
Member
Interesting to hear this making the rounds now. Heard it on the (local) radio the other day and thought it was odd.
It's pretty far away from where I live, so I'm not too concerned. There is this asshole who lets his dog poop in front of my apartment and doesn't clean it up... *shakes fist*
It's pretty far away from where I live, so I'm not too concerned. There is this asshole who lets his dog poop in front of my apartment and doesn't clean it up... *shakes fist*
Sad Affleck
Member
Rushersauce
Banned
They see me jogging
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me pooping dirty
Tryin to catch me poopin dirty
Tryin to catch me poopin dirty
Tryin to catch me poopin dirty
Tryin to catch me poopin dirty
My poop so smelly
I'm swangin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me pooping dirty
Tryin to catch me poopin dirty
Tryin to catch me poopin dirty
Tryin to catch me poopin dirty
Tryin to catch me poopin dirty
My poop so smelly
I'm swangin
Commanche Raisin Toast
Member
Maybe she's practicing for a marathon. Don't they shit themselves while running sometimes?
Dr.Horrible
Member
It's not uncommon to feel the urge to poo on a run, especially a long run.
It is uncommon to frequently relive oneself of that urge as publicly and deliberately as this lady is.
adamsappel
Member
Muppet of a Man
Member
This is amazing.
Count Dookkake
Member
Now that's what I call a fitness log.
We had someone dubbed the "mad crapper" at work. They would take the bag out of a garbage can poop in it, put the bag back in.
In the men's room they would snear shit all over the toilet and the stall.
Eventually some behavior in a different department put it all together. A woman was sending coworkers texts with pictures of her shits. None of those people said anything! Then one day in her department she pooped in a garbage can in front of a coworker. That person didn't even tell anyone in management about it. It just circulated as a rumor until finally making its way up the chain. She was not fired, she claimed a medical condition. The solution was that someone had to be with her at all times.
Eventually there were company wide layoffs and she was rolled in and let go then.
In the men's room they would snear shit all over the toilet and the stall.
Eventually some behavior in a different department put it all together. A woman was sending coworkers texts with pictures of her shits. None of those people said anything! Then one day in her department she pooped in a garbage can in front of a coworker. That person didn't even tell anyone in management about it. It just circulated as a rumor until finally making its way up the chain. She was not fired, she claimed a medical condition. The solution was that someone had to be with her at all times.
Eventually there were company wide layoffs and she was rolled in and let go then.
uncredited male
Member
She may not be intentionally targeting anyone, she could just be regular.
â Narayan
Member
S-rank post.
Count Dookkake
Member
∀ Narayan;249355107 said:
Yep.
Just in time for the 9th anniversary.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12930384&postcount=52
perfectchaos007
Member
Yours would get a B+, since we associate poop with the #2 more than passing gas.
Messofanego
Banned
Damn it lol
formasymphonic
Member
Co-signed.
Terbinator
Member
Sensible chuckle.
Terbinator
Member
The plop thickens.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Alright, I'll giggle at that one.
Finky Spunky
Banned
Ew wtf
Quality post.
EverydayBeast
thinks Halo Infinite is a new graphical benchmark
The mad shitter huh
I remember we use to have this guy who'd have a nature pee on the side of the building on break when there's a perfectly good bathroom stall right next door
I remember we use to have this guy who'd have a nature pee on the side of the building on break when there's a perfectly good bathroom stall right next door
LookAtMeGo
Member
Lol I was going to post another gif of him but its too much lol
tearsintherain
Member
Good for her, society has too many qualms about hiding our poop. We let our dogs poop outside, and then we bag it up and fill dumpsters with it! Where does OUR poop go? Is the government tracking us by our poop? Pooping is a natural thing that everyone does, including women, and this lady is taking a brave stand to free the poop.
Lil'DigiOp
Member
When she gets caught, the guy who's fucking her is gonna be shit outta luck
Doubt she wears any under those workout/yoga pants, my ex didn't. Ugh
Hate to break it to you, but women poop too.
But why people's property though? I'd have more respect for her if she just shat in her pants.
il Diavolo
Banned
Sadly.
Shadow Puppetry
Member
Revenge pooping, boy I learned something new.
Valkyr Junkie
Member
Where in the World is Charmin Sandiego?
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Ill see myself out.
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Ill see myself out.
How do you know? Have you seen it with your own eyes?
Emperor_Uriel
Member
If a guy dropped his pants and pooped in front of women and children, he'd have been caught, charged and placed on the sex offender registry by the night of the incident. If he was black on top of it, he'd probably be dead.
The fact that she's done this multiple times and the police are still going "Eh, I really hope she cuts it out before we have to bring charges against her" is really telling. I wish that sort of mercy was extended to everyone.
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