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The Exploder
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(09-13-2017, 05:36 PM)
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It would be perfect if it had a wee milk frother.
Slayven
gimme some o dat God-crafted alabaster greatness
(09-13-2017, 05:36 PM)
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As a black man this shit just amazes me. Like I would be scared to be in a store where this sold, let lone having it on my person.
aspiegamer
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(09-13-2017, 05:37 PM)
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Perhaps this was invented by the vaping industry in hopes of creating an activity that makes people look like an even bigger jackass? If so, looks to have accomplished said goal.

Originally Posted by Slayven

As a black man this shit just amazes me. Like I would be scared to be in a store where this sold, let lone having it on my person.

As an entitled white piece of crap, I thank you for sharing an opinion I assumed existed but I was in no position to offer myself.
Brock Reiher
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(09-13-2017, 05:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by Slayven

As a black man this shit just amazes me. Like I would be scared to be in a store where this sold, let lone having it on my person.

"Officer, it's just my Bripe"
Johndoey
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(09-13-2017, 05:38 PM)
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Originally Posted by Slayven

As a black man this shit just amazes me. Like I would be scared to be in a store where this sold, let lone having it on my person.

We would be dead before we finished pulling the whole kit out.
Daingurse
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(09-13-2017, 05:38 PM)
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Lol. Didn't know people took coffee dabs.
Slayven
gimme some o dat God-crafted alabaster greatness
(09-13-2017, 05:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by aspiegamer

Perhaps this was invented by the vaping industry in hopes of creating an activity that makes people look like an even bigger jackass? If so, looks to have accomplished said goal.
As an entitled white piece of crap, I thank you for sharing an opinion I assumed existed but I was in no position to offer myself.

Minorities have a extra processor in our brains that looks at shit and tells you "Nope that isn't for you."

Includes but not limited to:
Sovereign Citizenship
Yelling at a cop
telling your mother to leave you alone and slamming the door
chrisPjelly
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(09-13-2017, 05:46 PM)
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This looks like the most hipster/douchiest thing I've ever seen in my life I'll take 5 :P
jiji
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of fine gaming specimens
(09-13-2017, 05:46 PM)
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Bripe???? What an awful name. I want off this planet.

Does it come with a free fedora?
Slayven
gimme some o dat God-crafted alabaster greatness
(09-13-2017, 05:48 PM)
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I thought that coffee where it is eaten by birds and picked from their shit was peaked Coffee Culture
Rushersauce
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(09-13-2017, 05:49 PM)
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When I read "meat thermometer", I laughed. Yes, super mature.
The Albatross
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(09-13-2017, 05:51 PM)
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Uhhhhhh.... right........ for the camper who likes to smoke crack drink coffee.
Chmpocalypse
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(09-13-2017, 05:52 PM)
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Originally Posted by wenis

artisanal crack pipe.

cool!

Lololol
Chmpocalypse
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(09-13-2017, 05:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by Slayven

It is the handheld version of those bikes with one big wheel

I fucking love this thread lol
SynthFetish
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(09-13-2017, 06:00 PM)
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Let's discuss if this would taste good.

Seems like a mini moka pot, so maybe?
Risk of grounds in your teeth?
Last edited by SynthFetish; 09-13-2017 at 06:02 PM.
Angelus Errare
this looks like one of those Final Fantasy games lionhead always makes
(09-13-2017, 06:02 PM)
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So...they made crack pipes for yuppies?

Neat.jpg
PassiveObserver
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(09-13-2017, 06:07 PM)
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Espresso bripe pump on my lap at all times!
Izayoi
(09-13-2017, 06:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by SynthFetish

Risk of grounds in your teeth?

Unless there's a mesh filter, my guess would be extremely high/basically guaranteed.

Might as well just drink unfiltered coffee sludge.
okno
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(09-13-2017, 06:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Slayven

I thought that coffee where it is eaten by birds and picked from their shit was peaked Coffee Culture

You are thinking of the Civet cat and the subsequent coffee made from it shitting out coffee beans: Civet Coffe, aka Kopi Luwak

It's been around since the 18th century, and it's delicious.
I'm going to invest in a Bripe Lounge. Buy some dilapidated urban property and don't even need to renovate! No formal seating either just lounge around heating up your Bripe pipes. I'll make millions
TheSpoiler
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(09-13-2017, 06:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by Amagon

Fucking millennials.

Y'all say this and "hipsters" but garbage like this was so common back in the day. They just plastered it in TV ads.
The Albatross
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(09-13-2017, 06:31 PM)
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when you smokin that good shit

Slayven
gimme some o dat God-crafted alabaster greatness
(09-13-2017, 06:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dubbedinenglish

I'm going to invest in a Bripe Lounge. Buy some dilapidated urban property and don't even need to renovate! No formal seating either just lounge around heating up your Bripe pipes. I'll make millions

See i was going to make joke about some hipster opening a coffee shop called the "Trap House"
Stinkles
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(09-13-2017, 06:34 PM)
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Coffee hipsters are the worst. I'll stick to a simple construct of fresh ground civet beans and a pressurized vacuum steamer, thank you very much.
hypernima
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(09-13-2017, 06:39 PM)
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Nah this is too hot.
Kaiser Swayze
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(09-13-2017, 06:39 PM)
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Was that Joe Biden in the demo video? Looks like he's enjoying himself.
jwk94
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(09-13-2017, 06:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by Slayven

Minorities have a extra processor in our brains that looks at shit and tells you "Nope that isn't for you."

Includes but not limited to:
Sovereign Citizenship
Yelling at a cop
telling your mother to leave you alone and slamming the door

You forgot yelling at your father for trying to make you pay your phone bill. Something my roommate actually did. I was speechless.
Vastag
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(09-13-2017, 06:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by Hoo-doo



Or you just take your Bialetti like a normal person. What is this hipster trash.

Yup, the moka pots are the next best thing if you don't have an expresso machine. Cheap, durable and they make a great coffe.
itwasTuesday
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(09-13-2017, 06:51 PM)
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Code:

simplifies
haha

Pot with water
Logs with fire
Fire heats water
Grounds go into water which is heated by fire

Strain into cup
AndyD
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(09-13-2017, 06:52 PM)
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Originally Posted by Guevara

Like vaping but for coffee

Hah.
Kyzer
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(09-13-2017, 06:53 PM)
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I didnt know you could freebase coffee
exmachina64
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(09-13-2017, 07:00 PM)
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I didn't think drug addiction could be gentrified, but there it is.
Cat Party
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(09-13-2017, 07:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by Westbahnhof

Until I get a link, I'll assume you just made this with stuff from your garage.

Originally Posted by benicillin

I've always wanted to freebase my coffee.

EDIT: Oh my god the name is a combination of brew pipe.

Originally Posted by wenis

artisanal crack pipe.

cool!

Originally Posted by Slayven

As a black man this shit just amazes me. Like I would be scared to be in a store where this sold, let lone having it on my person.

Originally Posted by The Albatross

when you smokin that good shit

Amazing thread.
Clawww
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(09-13-2017, 07:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by The Albatross

when you smokin that good shit

lmfao
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(09-13-2017, 07:11 PM)

Originally Posted by Guevara

Like vaping but for coffee

So, coughee.
shoelacer
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(09-13-2017, 07:12 PM)
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This thing costs 90$? lmao
PartTimeWarrior
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(09-13-2017, 07:22 PM)
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If you're going to smoke a coffee crackpipe save yourself some cash and just snort lines of coffee
ChouGoku
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(09-13-2017, 08:05 PM)
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Coffe and dabs?

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