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Can Brock Lesnar Beat Entire U.S. Navy Seals

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-viper-

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I'm willing to bet most fighters in the UFC would be able to beat up US Navy Seals in hand to hand combat.

Though Jet Li is clearly the man the Seals should watch out for. After all, he managed to beat the crap outta 5 UFC fighters.
 
arstal said:
Eventually Brock would gas out.

How many seals are there? 1,000?

Also Brock is seriously ill still I think. Unless Brock learned some old man Gen shit, no way.

I'm assuming 1 on 1 in series with minimal rest breaks.

This is like the GAF version of how many 5-yr olds can you beat in a fight.

Uhh, I don't think anyone is talking about Brock fighting hundreds of navy seals in succesion.
 

Bleepey

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Brobzoid said:
Obama is the commander in chief of USA's entire military forces. He throws sonic hurricanes like they were booms. No way osama can turtle that shit.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 

Prisen

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-viper- said:
I'm willing to bet most fighters in the UFC would be able to beat up US Navy Seals in hand to hand combat.

Though Jet Li is clearly the man the Seals should watch out for. After all, he managed to beat the crap outta 5 UFC fighters.

Pfft, Hector Echavarria killed several of the top UFC fighters.
 

Lord Error

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It might be worth knowing for this discussion that Mirko "Cro Cop" is loosely what a top member from a Croatian equivalent of Navy Seals would be like. I doubt that guy could take on Brock, and we saw him lose from Fedor as well.
 

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Lord Error said:
It might be worth knowing for this discussion that Mirko "Cro Cop" is loosely what a top member from a Croatian equivalent of Navy Seals would be like. I doubt that guy could take on Brock, and we saw him lose from Fedor as well.

He's been a professional kickboxer since forever though, and an mma figher for the last decade. He has kick ass standup (or at least had..)

This is why they let him have a go at Fedor, not because of his special forces background.
 
NovemberMike said:
EviLore, there's a few problems.

First off, we weren't discussing whether Brock wins against your average Navy SEAL. It was whether there was anyone that could do it. With that we can't assume that the SEAL is giving up 100lbs to him, probably more like 40-50lbs with the possibility of the SEAL being taller and having a longer reach. Remember that the Seals have thousands of members, all of which are selected to be both physically and mentally strong individuals. Also, I thought that the heavyweight limit for UFC was 265, not 300lbs.[/B]

Actually, you can assume a general weight RE Seals. All Seals have to be ready and able to jump out of an airplane with a T-10D parachute system, which is rated for 360 lbs. Since the average pack/uniform/weapon weight of an Airborne soldier is approx. 90-120 lbs. it's safe to assume that the soldier should try to weigh less than 240 lbs.

That's not particularly heavy for a UFC heavyweight, but not entirely too light either.

Actually though, being that big would be a hinderance in BUD/S training. I remember reading somewhere that the most successful candidates are endurance-built athletes with a weight to height ratio of 2.5-3 lbs. per inch of height. The average height of successful candidates was 5'8". So, assuming you got a really tall SEAL, let's say 6'5" tall (only 2" taller than Lesnar, so give him only an inch or two reach advantage,) at the high end of that weight spectrum, that's 231 lbs, which is pretty close to what Randy Couture probably walked into the ring weighing in his fight with Brock. Remember, that's going to be a SEAL on the "bulky" side of the size range, and certainly not typical.

NovemberMike said:
Secondly Army combatives are quite likely not used for the Navy Seals. IIRC, most Special Forces groups train in hand to hand with protective gear (helmets, elbow pads, that kind of stuff) in the same manner that krav maga does in order to allow potentially lethal techniques to be safely practiced. The stated goal of Army Combatives is to teach soldiers how to pacify an opponent without killing them and without forcing the soldiers to go through years of training.

I'm not saying that navy seals can magically Vulcan death pinch him and win every time or anything, just that an organization of 2000 people (whom are chosen via a selection process that determines that none but the most competent are allowed to join) with a stated goal of killing people might be able to put out a couple people that have a 50/50 chance or better of beating this guy in a fight with no rules. Remember, we aren't talking about Mr. Plucky navy seal that weighs 120 lbs and is a testament to the human will, we are talking about the 230 lb navy seal that is comfortably in the middle of the heavyweight division.

230 lbs. is not "comfortably" in the middle of the heavyweight range any more. Look at a skill guy like Mir, who feels compelled to put on way more mass than he ever had in his life, just to avoid getting thrown around like a rag doll in there by the current crop of HWs that are CUTTING significant weight just to make 265, like Lesnar.

SEALS are badasses, but they are designed primarily to get to the fight and fight, rather than just walk into a ring and fight. That's why running, swimming and obstacle course are still the things they work on in the vast majority of their training. They also have to be able to scuba dive, jump out of planes, and operate land and sea vehicles.

While a SEAL is working on this stuff, Brock is in the gym working on his double-leg takedown and slams.

SEALS are badasses, but they are trained to fight with weapons first, hands and feet last. A SEAL has to learn to plant explosives, even under water, landmines, booby traps, ect. They learn heavy weapons. They learn new weapons systems. They sharpen their skills with light weapons and grenades. They learn to use these weapons as a team in various terrain types and urban combat to kill the enemy and avoid friendly fire. Then they learn knife fighting. Then they learn to use improvised weapons. Way down on the skill tree is hand-to-hand combat. A seal would rather use a knife or even beat you down with a tree branch than get into hand-to-hand combat. Weapons are more lethal, so they choose to use weapons.

Meanwhile, Brock has been in the gym working on his punching and kicking.

You get where I'm going? SEALS are awesome, but a hand-to-hand fight is all Brock does. He's a specialist. He's extremely well-trained. He's also a freakishly large and athletic, even among elite athletes.

It's no mystery what SEALS do in combat with MMA guys. MMA guys have worked with armed forces guys for years, helping the guys who are developing the new hand-to-hand systems and doing seminars. There have even been SEALS in the ring. The last one in the UFC was Brandon Wolff, IIRC, who didn't exactly thrill the world.

Could anyone do it? Sure, somebody might have a puncher's chance, or get lucky and gouge Brock's eyes when he forgot it was street fight rules. Crazy things happen in fights. But it isn't likely. I'd put money on Brock every time. Brock Lesnar with the ability to use knees on the ground and headbutts would be pretty scary.
 

Wallach

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Anyone? Odds wouldn't be with him - there aren't a million SEALs or anything but given Brock ain't the brightest guy in the world it's pretty likely one of them would either get lucky and/or outsmart him and stay off the ground until he gets gassed. Unless you mean he only has to fight once, in which case yeah, Brock would be favored.

Navy SEALs aren't scary because they know hand-to-hand combat, man. It's not their focus. They're scary because they are good at infiltrating hard-to-reach positions and by the time you realize that has happened, they've been in your base killing your dudes and are probably already gone.
 

TheSeks

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MThanded said:
Ridiculous thread

But at least it isn't your ridiculous thread.

(Silver lining?)

Scrow said:
whoever wins, we lose.

I thought that was Aliens vs Predator. Not Osama vs Obama/Navy Seal vs MMA fighter?

Okay guys: Marvel vs Capcom, who wins?

Such a stupid thread...
 

agrajag

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Rickard said:
There's definetly a navy seal out there that Brock Lesner could beat, but no way in hell is there no seal that could beat Brock lesner.

He's 2-3 weight classes above all navy seals. There's no navy seal that could wrestle with a 300 lbs. monster.
 

Davidion

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agrajag said:
He's 2-3 weight classes above all navy seals. There's no navy seal that could wrestle with a 300 lbs. monster.

Hey, if Chun Li can toss Zangief across the floor, I would think some navy seal could do the same to Lesnar too.

\m/
 

agrajag

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Davidion said:
Hey, if Chun Li can toss Zangief across the floor, I would think some navy seal could do the same to Lesnar too.

\m/


Show me a navy seal with Chun Li's thighs and then we'll talk.
 

Biff

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I train MMA. I'm 6'0", 155 lbs. Out of 1000 matches with Cock Chestnar I would win once. I am not a Navy SEAL.

Should he beat the entire Navy Seals? No. There's gotta be a few 6'5" 240+ SEALs that could easily stand and bang with him.

Would he beat the entire Navy Seals? One well-timed punch from a guy my size could end the fight. There is an element of luck in MMA. When there's luck involved in anything, predicting universal truths is pointless.
 

zoukka

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ChefRamsay said:
I train MMA. I'm 6'0", 155 lbs. Out of 1000 matches with Cock Chestnar I would win once. I am not a Navy SEAL.

Should he beat the entire Navy Seals? No. There's gotta be a few 6'5" 240+ SEALs that could easily stand and bang with him.

Would he beat the entire Navy Seals? One well-timed punch from a guy my size could end the fight. There is an element of luck in MMA. When there's luck involved in anything, predicting universal truths is pointless.


And you are splitting hairs. And trying to brag at the same time.
 

MrPliskin

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NovemberMike said:
Navy SEALs and other special forces are trained to fight in a manner where there are essentially no rules (you win when the other person can't fight back). They are allowed to target eyes, groin, feet, throat and other areas that will quickly drop a person. The selection process also creates people that can keep on going after massive amounts of pain and things like broken bones.



Most fights end up on the ground, but this isn't most fights. Most fights are between two random assholes that have no idea what they are doing. Most professional fights that end up on the ground have rings that you can't go outside of and rules that promote grappling such as the inability to use your hands. If he tried to go for a simple tackle he'd just get an elbow to the head (which is quite capable of killing him, one of the reasons people aren't allowed to do it in competitions).

Any fighting style designed for a match with rules will lose to a system designed for a match where there are fewer rules.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Navy Seals Combat (I'm an expert).

Seriously man, you should join the Navy Seals. You've got what it takes. I believe in you Peter Pan.

On a serious note, you're confused. Yes, the selection process is tough, however, there are a lot of things that you've apparently seen that have been glamorized by TV and Movies.
 

Biff

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zoukka said:
And you are splitting hairs. And trying to brag at the same time.
You did read the part about me being 6'0" 155lbs, right? :lol

Seriously not something to brag about.
 

Slo

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In this corner we have Bear Grylls; former British SAS special forces soldier, currently staring in his own survival show on the Discovery Channel. Specialties include rock climbing, raft making, skinning and gutting conveniently placed deer carcasses, and eating elephant shit for it's water and nutrient content.

bear%20grylls.jpg


In this corner we have Brock Lesnar; former NCAA Div 1 wrestling champion, current heavyweight champion of the UFC. Generally walks around at ~300 with very low bodyfat and excellent cardio. Specializes in physical dominance, throwing people on the ground and pancaking their faces, and generally being the fucking Juggernaut.

BrockMMA.jpg


Two men enter, one man leaves. FIGHT!
 

Pimpwerx

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ChefRamsay said:
I train MMA. I'm 6'0", 155 lbs. Out of 1000 matches with Cock Chestnar I would win once. I am not a Navy SEAL.

Should he beat the entire Navy Seals? No. There's gotta be a few 6'5" 240+ SEALs that could easily stand and bang with him.

Would he beat the entire Navy Seals? One well-timed punch from a guy my size could end the fight. There is an element of luck in MMA. When there's luck involved in anything, predicting universal truths is pointless.
No. Cock Chestnar would go 1000-0 against you. The first time by massive facial damage. The next 999 times by forfeit. PEACE.
 

Fersis

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zoukka said:
My brains won't register your nations gibberish measures.
:lol

But yeah, poor Lesnar. Any news about his health?
 

agrajag

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ChefRamsay said:
You did read the part about me being 6'0" 155lbs, right? :lol

Seriously not something to brag about.

The part where you were bragging is that you said you'd beat him 1 out of 1,000 times.
 

andycapps

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Number 2 said:
i had to look up who Brock Lesnar was.. the thing is that Seals train to kill not fight. The faster an opponent drops the better. Its almost amazing how quickly a persons life can simply vanish, go from lucid and enjoying life to laying on the floor without even a confused look on their face. i would certainly hope that any fight between the two would end in a very swift death for Brock.

This is true, the seal would cut his throat or stab him in vital areas while Lesnar would be going for a choke hold.

If we're actually talking about in hand to hand combat and forgetting the fact that Seals aren't trying to "win" the fight, but to kill you.. He'd definitely be able to beat some of them, but there are some seals that could definitely take him.
 

Slo

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This thread is amazing.

Why in the world do you guys assume that special forces agents are any better than adequate at hand to hand combat?
 

charsace

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Wallach said:
Anyone? Odds wouldn't be with him - there aren't a million SEALs or anything but given Brock ain't the brightest guy in the world it's pretty likely one of them would either get lucky and/or outsmart him and stay off the ground until he gets gassed. Unless you mean he only has to fight once, in which case yeah, Brock would be favored.

Navy SEALs aren't scary because they know hand-to-hand combat, man. It's not their focus. They're scary because they are good at infiltrating hard-to-reach positions and by the time you realize that has happened, they've been in your base killing your dudes and are probably already gone.
:lol
Because Brock isn't smart enough to be a millionare and didn't make himself one of the most marketable fighters in the world.
 

Binabik15

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Yeah, fight against, uh, this thing.

Face it, special forces guys get hth combat training and a kick to the temple with combat boots isn´t an experience anyone would want to have, but they´re special forces, not Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando.

Nobody claims that SEALS, KSK, GSG, Delta Force, SAS, Cobra*, whatever members would lose against a schoolgirl, but they´re not specialized in unarmed combat. A specialized fighter of Lesnar´s size, strenght, experience and sheer weight is something entirely different.

Edit: And I´m quite sure the fight would be without weapons and BOTH would be fighting to be the last man standing by any means. Imagine a guy training years to subdue his oponent in a fight where he could just strike to kill. Fist to the throat with that kind of mass behind it? Yeah, walk away from that.

*I know of at least one Cobra aspirant who used to be a kickbox champion and he could slaughter all other guys in his class, because he had previous fighting experience., not because they taught him secret killing techniques. Cool docu, though, dudes roping down a building upside down and crushing through windows=badass
 
One of my good friends is a former SEAL who still trains SEAL's and up until Obama took office was disappearing to the Middle East for long periods of time. Through him, I've met a number of other SEAL's and they are all physical specimens. They are all in amazing shape, strong, with endurance beyond what an average person can even think about. (My friend has finished the Kona Ironman and is a top adventure racer) That said, the SEAL's I've met are all very lean, compact, and rugged. They are muscular, but not so much as to make you stop and make a double take, and they all have a quiet confidence about themselves that is very unassuming.

Lesner on the other hand is a monster. He's a beast of a completely different cut. He's massive, and powerful, and very well trained in his craft. If one of the SEAL's that I know stepped into the ring with him, they'd probably get completely destroyed by has combination of strength and speed and skill.

On the other hand, equip them both the same with knives, guns, and other gear, drop them on a battlefield, and Lesner would most likely be dead before he even saw the SEAL. The arenas in which these guys work is completely different. You might as well be asking if Jeff Gordon could win a race with Usain Bolt.
 

-viper-

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Slo said:
In this corner we have Bear Grylls; former British SAS special forces soldier, currently staring in his own survival show on the Discovery Channel. Specialties include rock climbing, raft making, skinning and gutting conveniently placed deer carcasses, and eating elephant shit for it's water and nutrient content.

bear%20grylls.jpg


In this corner we have Brock Lesnar; former NCAA Div 1 wrestling champion, current heavyweight champion of the UFC. Generally walks around at ~300 with very low bodyfat and excellent cardio. Specializes in physical dominance, throwing people on the ground and pancaking their faces, and generally being the fucking Juggernaut.

BrockMMA.jpg


Two men enter, one man leaves. FIGHT!
Bear Gyrlls is a black belt in karate and is currently practising ninjitsu. Still, MMA is probably more desirable for a street fight and Brock is a mammoth.
 

Slo

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-viper- said:
Bear Gyrlls is a black belt in karate and is currently practising ninjitsu.

And? The place I take Tae kwon do at has over 30 black belts that are 3rd Dan or higher. What's that got to do with this discussion?
 

-viper-

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Slo said:
And? The place I take Tae kwon do at has over 30 black belts that are 3rd Dan or higher. What's that got to do with this discussion?
The same relevance as this:
"In this corner we have Bear Grylls; former British SAS special forces soldier, currently staring in his own survival show on the Discovery Channel. Specialties include rock climbing, raft making, skinning and gutting conveniently placed deer carcasses, and eating elephant shit for it's water and nutrient content."
 
I have a hard time believing any special forces could win a hand to hand fight against a professional MMA fighter. The seals would have a few tricks that an MMA fighter may not be privy to since they are banned in the cage, but they still know plenty of submission moves. In terms of strength, stamina, speed, reflexes, pain tolerance and technique the MMA fighter has an advantage.
 

Slo

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-viper- said:
The same relevance as this:
"In this corner we have Bear Grylls; former British SAS special forces soldier, currently staring in his own survival show on the Discovery Channel. Specialties include rock climbing, raft making, skinning and gutting conveniently placed deer carcasses, and eating elephant shit for it's water and nutrient content."

Okay fine. You're saying that Bear has some training. I get what you're saying now. But my point remains: being a special forces agent doesn't mean you're an elite fighter.
 
-viper- said:
Bear Gyrlls is a black belt in karate and is currently practising ninjitsu. Still, MMA is probably more desirable for a street fight and Brock is a mammoth.

And Brock probably has over 100 lbs on him, and a far longer reach.

Anyway, this is a dumb thread, it's almost guaranteed that Brock would beat any SEAL. The only way he would lose would be from some random freak injury. Seriously, he could probably pick most of them up and just throw them into a wall.
 

Chinner

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This is how the battle with Bear Gyrlls would go: Bear would run off into the forest and hide. Ten minutes later Brock dies of hunger.
 
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