To Far Away Times
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I'll admit, I laughed. That is a legendary pun.
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Brazzers presents Girth in her shell a xxx parody
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Him taking out the first guy gets me every time lol
neurosisxeno
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Uhhhh what happened there.
EDIT: Changed to a less staged/photoshopped pic of her when she was younger.
Ugh if they got an Asian lead for the movie then the porn lead would be Asian too
Jk I'm gay idc
Marica Hase would make a dope a major.
BUT CAN SHE TRUST HIM?!??!?!
fallengorn
Bitches love smiley faces
Gamer @ Heart
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I had to wipe away a tear from laughing
Count Dookkake
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I hope it ends with a proper white-washing.
One Eyed Willy
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victreeb3l
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Lmao. Nice title.
kopitarrulez_11
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Oh count coming in with the slaying comments as always never change hahaha
jack_package_200
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I remember reading that Brazzers pays more for women with implants. I imagine the surgeries snowballed from there
KraftyKrankins
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neurosisxeno
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For the life of me I can't figure out why. It seems like everyone hates plastic surgery but for some reason it just keeps going on...
JadedWriter
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They couldn't find Nautica Thorn, Asa Akira, Jandi Lin, Asia, Kiana Dior or Rina Ellis?
neurosisxeno
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I think with a lot of these parodies they just grab the biggest name they can who wants a payday. I imagine they probably intentionally went more for a parody of the upcoming movie rather than the anime/manga. Something tells me Porn Studios don't really care about being faithful to the source material...
Jason's Ultimatum
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I'd rather have ass and legs than fake tits.
Neuromancer
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She's no ScarJo but I can appreciate the attempt anyway.
Pretty common, start off hot end up looking rough. I assume its the drugs/surgery/botox etc
Is this supposed to be a Steven Segal parody?
Wag
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Porn?
Nautica Thorn is still around?
Should've forked out the money for a flight and brought over Anri Okita.
I mean, we did have CreepyGAF way back when.
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
They're mostly making fun of the limitations of stealth game AI.
Not even short hair. What is this trash?
ryutaro's mama
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That Seagal parody gif saved the thread.
Night.Ninja
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Make up
lvl99 Pixel
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its almost as if they're so bored of fucking that this is their way of staying sane
jack_package_200
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Hey man, not everyone is Riley Reid
Glad I'm not the only one.
Stallion Dan
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Best porn parody saw in a shop was called The Bare Witch Project. The tagline is what made me laugh most.
Things that go hump in the night.
Things that go hump in the night.
zorlaczerohero
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Muffy the Vampire Layer still the GOAT!
DontBeThatGuy
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Nicole Aniston looks very different these days.
Megawarrior
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That's all I see too lol
JadedWriter
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With how often her stuff gets circulated online I can't tell, but it ain't hard to find an Asian pornstar.
Damnit, I can't find it but there is a perfect SFM recreation of this using TF2 characters.
E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zSGLXVSxWU
DiscoJer
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Porn actresses, at least the ones that do harder porn, seem to age rather quickly. going from 25 to 40 in about 5 years.
It's actually kind of weird, they go from appearing on "teen" sites to "MILF" sites, with there being almost nothing in between.
n00bsauce87
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But can it outdo the 2017 remake? That's all that really matters.
Agent_ShortBus
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Should have cast Hitomi Tanaka 😠
Forerunner
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Is this supposed to be John Wick?
Yeah, she looks enough like Kylie for me to look for this video...
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