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gdt · Mar 30, 2009

Hey now!

Well, I figured theres a couple of Stern fans on GAF, so why not have an official thread for the show? I've been listening since I was a kid. I'm from Jersey (Newark specifically) so Stern is pretty much in my blood. I'm a gigantic fan and I literally don't miss a minute.

Robin Quivers' Big Pendulous Breasts

Eric The Midget Pimp

etc etc etc

HowardStern.com for pictures, rundown, shedules, etc.

MarksFriggin.com-For a daily rundown of the show, with archives too.

The daily show is 6-11ish Mondays through Thursdays. The Wrap-Up show is right after that. This thread is for daily discussion for anyone who wants in.

Yes, even you omg rite

Yes, yes, fridays off, always on vacation, Artie is on heroin, Robin is annoying, you miss Jackie, etc. Thats out of the way.

Lets keep this thread SFW, so choose what pics of pornstars and such you post.

gdt · Mar 30, 2009

I missed them this weekend.

smurfx · Mar 30, 2009

i'll try posting as i listen to the show everyday.

Forceatowulf · Mar 30, 2009

I used to watch this show on E! when it came on late at night. I was late to school many a times because I stayed up to watch it....

Real shame it doesn't come on E! anymore. Now that I can actually watch it without suffering the repercussions it's no longer on.

AVclub · Mar 30, 2009

I've become a fan again since they came to Sirius. Creating a thread where the news of Artie's demise is a good idea. Way to think ahead!

...also...BABABOOEY to y'all!

Synth_floyd · Mar 30, 2009

Hey now!

I got into Stern after they moved to Sirius and it's great. Eric the Midget is also a sad, sad person. I feel sorry for him.

canoli2006 · Mar 30, 2009

Why create a Stern thread when you can go here.

Kung Fu Jedi · Mar 30, 2009

I'm a recent convert. Got Satellite radio last year in a new car, and now enjoy the show on a daily basis.

Noss · Mar 30, 2009

Forceatowulf said:
I used to watch this show on E! when it came on late at night. I was late to school many a times because I stayed up to watch it....

Real shame it doesn't come on E! anymore. Now that I can actually watch it without suffering the repercussions it's no longer on.

The only exposure to Howard Stern that I had was from E!.

As such, I was one of the first bastards to subscribe to Howard TV.

If you liked the E! show, then you should go for it. It's about 12 bucks a month.

Frankly, I get more annoyed by Howard Stern than anything. He leads the most perfect of lives...and it's just too brutal to endure at some point.

AVclub · Mar 30, 2009

Noss said:
He leads the most perfect of lives...and it's just too brutal to endure at some point.

He seems like a miserable human being to me. He can't go out and enjoy his millions. He spends his life trying to make himself beyond reproach and his job is to fill 5 hours a day with engaging entertainment. There are countless sponges feeding off him always. There are websites devoted to hating every move he makes. Religious groups constantly work to tear him down.

He has a smoking hot wife that will do anything for him but all he feels like doing is sitting around and playing internet chess.

How is this the most perfect of lives?

Noss · Mar 30, 2009

I live in Colorado, so my first access to Stern was from the E! channel.

Finally, Colorado got Howard Stern on the radio though.

It sure as hell seemed like the next day, but it was pretty close...the Columbine school massacre happened.

Stern made some inane comment such as the killers at Columbine should have been trying to rape some chicks if they are going to go on a murderous rampage or something.

Needless to say, the Howard Stern show was gone from my state within a couple of weeks.

So meh...

It'll be a cold day in hell before I ever pay for satellite radio, but it does annoy me that I still have never even heard one of his radio shows.

Also, f Stern for being such an ass about keeping his schedule. What a power hungry douchebag. He's ON SATELLITE RADIO WITH HIS SHOW REAIRING THROUGHOUT THE DAY. Get off the morning drive time, damnit. Let Artie and the rest of the staff have a life past going to sleep at 7 pm to wake up for work.

Noss · Mar 30, 2009

AVclub said:
He seems like a miserable human being to me. He can't go out and enjoy his millions. He spends his life trying to make himself beyond reproach and his job is to fill 5 hours a day with engaging entertainment. There are countless sponges feeding off him always. There are websites devoted to hating every move he makes. Religious groups constantly work to tear him down.

He has a smoking hot wife that will do anything for him but all he feels like doing is sitting around and playing internet chess.

How is this the most perfect of lives?

Didn't you answer your own question there? HE CAN IGNORE ONE OF THE HOTTEST WOMEN ON EARTH TO PLAY CHESS.

Just the fact that he has that option. Damn.

He seems miserable because he puts that bs on to make people hate him less. He can do whatever the hell he wants...he has about 800 days of vacation a year (yes, that's how it seems)...and he just sits around talking about nothing for "gasp" 5 hours a day four days a week.

Kung Fu Jedi · Mar 30, 2009

Noss: For a guy who won't pay for satellite radio, you seem to know an awful lot about the Stern show and what Howard does with his time.

Don't like the guy? Fine, move on and don't waste time thinking about it.

AVclub · Mar 30, 2009

Noss said:
Didn't you answer your own question there? HE CAN IGNORE ONE OF THE HOTTEST WOMEN ON EARTH TO PLAY CHESS.

Just the fact that he has that option. Damn.

He seems miserable because he puts that bs on to make people hate him less. He can do whatever the hell he wants...he has about 800 days of vacation a year (yes, that's how it seems)...and he just sits around talking about nothing for "gasp" 5 hours a day four days a week.

First of all, you're dismissing Stern's talent by saying stuff like "he just sits around talking." There are thousands of other people who have tried to do what he does and failed miserably. Second, having vacation days doesn't mean shit if you can't allow yourself to enjoy them. Hearing him point out the most minor flaws in everyone around him tells me he has no fun on his time off. He sits quietly somewhere thinking about shit, stressing over things he can't control, getting freaked out by inconsequential bullshit, etc.

As for Beth O., remember the expression, "For every supermodel out there, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her."

The grass always seems greener from the other side of the fence, but all I'm saying is that Stern's life seems far from perfect. I grant you that he's stinking rich and got a hot wife, but that doesn't mean he's enjoying it all.

Noss said:
Let Artie and the rest of the staff have a life past going to sleep at 7 pm to wake up for work.

From what I hear on the show daily, his staff and Artie are constantly out having a great time. Stern is the only loser who's going to bed early.

gdt · Mar 30, 2009

Howard seems like a mostly miserable guy. Not a depressed as Artie though.

canoli2006 said:
Why create a Stern thread when you can go here.

I hate SFN. I love GAF.

Forceatowulf said:
I used to watch this show on E! when it came on late at night. I was late to school many a times because I stayed up to watch it....

Real shame it doesn't come on E! anymore. Now that I can actually watch it without suffering the repercussions it's no longer on.

I got into Howard by checking out the E! show. I had just started fapping...and the E! show was perfect for me :lol .

smurfx said:
i'll try posting as i listen to the show everyday.

Cool. Me too

.

dem · Mar 30, 2009

The show is definitely on too early. Start a couple of hours later.
The schedule is what drives everyone crazy. Jackie quit because of it... Artie is too much of a howard suckass to quit... but he is having the same problem Jackie was. You can't work the road on the weekend and then get up at like 4am everyday.

gdt · Mar 30, 2009

Just looking back for bit...

Wasn't the Lou Bellero sybian ride contest creepy as fuck? Seriously, I was cringing and laughing the whole time :lol .

dem said:
The show is definitely on too early. Start a couple of hours later.
The schedule is what drives everyone crazy. Jackie quit because of it... Artie is too much of a howard suckass to quit... but he is having the same problem Jackie was. You can't work the road on the weekend and then get up at like 4am everyday.

Well...its...morning drive time. It would be cool if they went on a bit later. But...its...morning drive time. I dont really have another reason.

And thats not the reason Jackie left. That is, according to him, the reason he won't come back :lol .

dem · Mar 30, 2009

Btw.. the show gets posted everyday at

*something illegal*

Darko · Mar 30, 2009

dem said:
Btw.. the show gets posted everyday at

*illegal stuff*

wow thats awesome thanks.

Forceatowulf · Mar 30, 2009

Noss said:
The only exposure to Howard Stern that I had was from E!.

As such, I was one of the first bastards to subscribe to Howard TV.

If you liked the E! show, then you should go for it. It's about 12 bucks a month.

Frankly, I get more annoyed by Howard Stern than anything. He leads the most perfect of lives...and it's just too brutal to endure at some point.

12 bucks a month?! Yeeeeah thanks but no thanks.

gdt5016 said:
I got into Howard by checking out the E! show. I had just started fapping...and the E! show was perfect for me :lol .

:lol you know I didn't want to say anything but I used to record some shows on my VCR and whack it to them later.

That show had a lot of hot women who were always willing to get half naked and show off their asses. It was good times.

Also Wild on E! was equally awesome. Those shows made me break my wrist.

dem said:
Btw.. the show gets posted everyday at

*illegal stuff*

Holy shit dude you just won the internet

wait do I have to sign up to watch it?

dem · Mar 30, 2009

Forceatowulf said:
Holy shit dude you just won the internet

wait do I have to sign up to watch it?

It's the radio show.. not the tv show

and no you don't have to sign up

Kung Fu Jedi · Mar 30, 2009

Hate to be a buzz kill, but how is posting the show on a daily basis legal? Anyone have any idea?

dem · Mar 30, 2009

yeah its not
don't be a buzzkill

the show is better in commercial free mp3 form

Kung Fu Jedi · Mar 30, 2009

dem said:
yeah its not
don't be a buzzkill

Fair enough. :lol

You won't be saying that when you get banned for linking to copyrighted material. :lol

dem · Mar 30, 2009

Kung Fu Jedi said:
Fair enough. :lol

You won't be saying that when you get banned for linking to copyrighted material. :lol

im linking to blogspot!

i don't see how its any worse than everyone begging for a ppv stream for every ufc event..

rise888 · Mar 30, 2009

ack ack

<3 stern. I listen every day on my commute and then download the show while at work. It will be a sad day when his contract is over and decides to retire.

mwgiii · Mar 30, 2009

I despise Eric the Midget.

I guess I am odd because I listen to Howard every day, but I also listen to Opie & Anthony, so I am ostracized by both shows hardcore fans.

gdt · Mar 30, 2009

<3 Eric the Midget.

He's so easy to hate. Which in turn makes me love him.

AVclub · Mar 30, 2009

gdt5016 said:
Wasn't the Lou Bellero sybian ride contest creepy as fuck? Seriously, I was cringing and laughing the whole time :lol .

I've listened to the show a LOT and that was one of the only times I needed to turn it off. I'd rather listen to Richard retching than hear Lou talk dirty. That dude is seriously gross sounding. I've seen bits of the Fischer porno and I think having to fuck this creep is exactly the punishment that girl needs. They deserve each other.

gdt5016 said:
Well...its...morning drive time. It would be cool if they went on a bit later. But...its...morning drive time. I dont really have another reason.

The great thing about Sirius is that the show is on channel 101 three hours later than it normally starts. Then it replays on 100 for the rest of the day. So now you can hear it whenever you want or tune in for parts you missed.

gdt · Mar 30, 2009

Funny thing. I say Oi Vey (sp?) all the time. I got that from Howard :lol .

_RT_ · Mar 30, 2009

Fucking Sirius.
I've been a subscriber since day 1 and now they charge to stream online.
Tempted to cancel simply for that reason.

gdt · Mar 30, 2009

Geez, Artie is 297 :/.

He needs to get back with Dane'r and lose that weight.

Edit:

Today

RS-05-16-07---gary-dell-abate-weighing-artie-lange-2.jpg

rise888 · Mar 30, 2009

gdt5016 said:
Funny thing. I say Oi Vey (sp?) all the time. I got that from Howard :lol .

I'm starting to say "HARRible" now (horrible)

Today's interview with Ozzy and Sharon was hilarious. Scat-humor and all

Darko · Mar 30, 2009

Classic Artie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQpNvznscLQ

alr1ght · Mar 30, 2009

You might want to delete the links, as gaf gets indexed by google. I use it every day :> I really wish they would bring back Elliott Offen though, but he was kicked out of the Sirius building in 06.

gdt · Mar 30, 2009

Hold on!

Sharon cheated on Ozzy with Randy Rhoades?

Darko · Mar 30, 2009

"whats with that shit all over her back?" :lol

gdt · Mar 30, 2009

Geez, what are these guys gonna do when Howard retires? :/

Edit: Its pretty funny that with all the money and notoriety that Gary has he only has one thing on his resume :lol .

Gary: Well, what if you just go in a studio and do your on thing [after the contract is over]

Howard: Maybe

Gray: Well, I'm interested

Howard: Who's looking for you? Send me a resume :lol .

ZeoVGM · Mar 30, 2009

gdt5016 said:
through Thursdays. The Wrap-Up show is right after that. This thread is for daily discussion for anyone who wants in.

Yes, even you omg rite

Haha, I really wasn't going to post at all, but I'll give one since I was invited:

He really doesn't do Fridays ever? Pretty lazy. I hated when Conan didn't do Mondays.

gdt · Mar 30, 2009

Eh, they've been doing this for 30 years. He/they can have his fridays off. I would love the extra day though, but thats how it is.

ZeoVGM · Mar 30, 2009

gdt5016 said:
Eh, they've been doing this for 30 years. He/they can have his fridays off. I would love the extra day though, but thats how it is.

I just kind of look at it as apprecation for the fans who followed you to satellite and now pay money on a potentially dying format to hear you. I mean, if you're taking Fridays off because you've done it for 30 years, why do it at all? If he still enjoyed it, why take a day off?

But hey, the guy made out nicely. I guess it works. As long as people still enjoy the show.

TiVo · Mar 30, 2009

***WARNING***
Listening to this show can result in:
1. Crashing your car.
2. Late for work.
3. Eyes welling up in tears, sides split & cheeks hurt.

Best guests:
Bettlejuice, Evil Dave Letterman, Gilbert Gottfried, Tracy Morgan, Elegant Elliot Offen & Bigfoot.

I know people bitch about the whole "I started (INSERT BIT HERE) but seriously. How many radio shows do the rant during a commercial reading, Wack Pack(midgets, drunks, ugly chicks, sound effects, news reading straight man, etc.), & Ask a celebrity a wacky question on the red carpet.

RECOMMENDED RADIO SHOWS
Opie & Anthony & Big O. & Dukes.

ZeoVGM · Mar 30, 2009

TiVo said:
***WARNING***
Listening to this show can result in:
1. Crashing your car.
2. Late for work.
3. Eyes welling up in tears, sides split & cheeks hurt.

Best guests:
Bettlejuice, Evil Dave Letterman, Gilbert Gottfried, Tracy Morgan, Elegant Elliot Offen & Bigfoot.

I know people bitch about the whole "I started (INSERT BIT HERE) but seriously. How many radio shows do the rant during a commercial reading, Wack Pack(midgets, drunks, ugly chicks, sound effects, news reading straight man, etc.), & Ask a celebrity a wacky question on the red carpet.

RECOMMENDED RADIO SHOWS
Opie & Anthony & Big O. & Dukes.

Haha, it's an advertisement.

Though please never use the word "wacky" again. Douchechills abound.

canoli2006 · Mar 30, 2009

TiVo said:
***WARNING***
Listening to this show can result in:
1. Crashing your car.
2. Late for work.
3. Eyes welling up in tears, sides split & cheeks hurt.

Best guests:
Bettlejuice, Evil Dave Letterman, Gilbert Gottfried, Tracy Morgan, Elegant Elliot Offen & Bigfoot.

I know people bitch about the whole "I started (INSERT BIT HERE) but seriously. How many radio shows do the rant during a commercial reading, Wack Pack(midgets, drunks, ugly chicks, sound effects, news reading straight man, etc.), & Ask a celebrity a wacky question on the red carpet.

RECOMMENDED RADIO SHOWS
Opie & Anthony & Big O. & Dukes.

Elegant Elliot Offen has not been on the show in since 2006 and in fact he is banned from the Sirius building.

gdt · Mar 30, 2009

John Hein: Any plugs? [to Benjy]

Benjy: Fangbang DOT...

.

.

.

.

Everyone:...........................ok?

Bah, fuck you and your fucking shtick Benjy.

evil solrac v3.0 · Mar 30, 2009

LOL , i see him coming in the back elevator to park his car every morning, the mailroom from sirius always has a ton of shit just for him.

gdt · Mar 30, 2009

evil solrac v3.0 said:
LOL , i see him coming in the back elevator to park his car every morning, the mailroom from sirius always has a ton of shit just for him.

Could you give us some background?

smurfx · Mar 31, 2009

best part of today was the techno beaver talk. :lol

gdt · Mar 31, 2009

Yeah, it's pretty funny that he's actually thinking of using that name.

duckroll · Mar 31, 2009

dem said:
im linking to blogspot!

i don't see how its any worse than everyone begging for a ppv stream for every ufc event..

To clarify, don't link to places which offer downloads of illegal copyright content. I'm not going to ban anyone, since you're just being helpful but it's best to keep that kinda stuff off GAF. Thanks.

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