sixteen-bit
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it's always called game fuel but it's never the same flavor tho
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Xbox One X limited edition Power Doritos
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it's always called game fuel but it's never the same flavor tho
panda-zebra
Member
Yeah, whoever came up with this idea must have been behind peas, beans, sprouts, cabbage, apples, kale, grapes, gooseberries, cucumber, spring onion, celery, broccoli, peppers... what was he even thinking?
They look fucking disgusting, which is perfect, it's not food, it's processed shite 
Guys, your old fashioned notions of nutrition need updating. The ignorance in this thread is staggering.
First of all, the verdant colour may make the chips look a little less appetising, but it signifies the presence of chlorophyll, which indicates freshness. Typically, chlorophyll is swiftly broken down by bacteria, turning most foods a pale yellow. When this happens, they have either been processed in a manner that robs them of these nutritional benefits, or they've spoiled in your refrigerator and should be composted. But fresh, green foods are essential components of a healthy diet.
It should also be noted that the chips themselves are made of corn, a plant; and jalapeños, a vegetable. That means these chips contain plenty of fibre (essential for digestion) and micronutrients (vitamins and minerals), which fight cancer and keep the body operating optimally. I'd expect they're also fortified with sodium, which used to be considered unhealthy, but which has since been recognised as a purely beneficial additive. Without enough sodium, your body would shut down; that's why we have sodium chloride (you might know it as salt!) on every table.
If you paired these chips with a clean protein (eg. ground beef) and some kind of healthy, electrolytic beverage (eg. Diet Mountain Dew - ensure it's sugar free!); you'd have a superbly well-balanced meal. Just don't eat too much, because you can even overdo it with healthy carbs.
First of all, the verdant colour may make the chips look a little less appetising, but it signifies the presence of chlorophyll, which indicates freshness. Typically, chlorophyll is swiftly broken down by bacteria, turning most foods a pale yellow. When this happens, they have either been processed in a manner that robs them of these nutritional benefits, or they've spoiled in your refrigerator and should be composted. But fresh, green foods are essential components of a healthy diet.
It should also be noted that the chips themselves are made of corn, a plant; and jalapeños, a vegetable. That means these chips contain plenty of fibre (essential for digestion) and micronutrients (vitamins and minerals), which fight cancer and keep the body operating optimally. I'd expect they're also fortified with sodium, which used to be considered unhealthy, but which has since been recognised as a purely beneficial additive. Without enough sodium, your body would shut down; that's why we have sodium chloride (you might know it as salt!) on every table.
If you paired these chips with a clean protein (eg. ground beef) and some kind of healthy, electrolytic beverage (eg. Diet Mountain Dew - ensure it's sugar free!); you'd have a superbly well-balanced meal. Just don't eat too much, because you can even overdo it with healthy carbs.
tearsintherain
Member
Finally, chips in 4K
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VlaudTheImpaler
tl;dr
Gat dangit MS. I friggin hate unhealthy gamer culture. Please stop promoting it.
anothertech
Member
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Shpeshal Nick
aka Collingwood
They look gross. Could taste ok I guess?
Should have been the first post.
jizzlobber
Member
Looks like the guardians of the galaxy 2 Doritos we had in Australia.
HarryDemeanor
Member
It's like a Digital Foundry post for food.
Dr_LucienSanchez
Banned
Hah. Hahah. This was good.
Im 26 and youll still catch me at work at my desk typing away while fuckin with a bag of Doritos (and rubbing my hands every 3 seconds trying to get the dorito dust off my fingers with crumbs everywhere)
cucuchu
Member
Those Doritos are the same colour as the liquid shits that contestants in the new Taco Bell XBOX giveaway contest will incur. I lived through the PSVR Taco Bell contest and don't think my asshole can survive another one.
Sickness702
Member
These bad boy's have power dust sprinkled on them. Regular Doritos have cheese residue
Alebrije
Member
Colon cancer , but the bright side is you can won an Xbone X
Sickness702
Member
Anyone else try one of these? $5 for one chip that came in a little red coffin
Nintendo's Witch
Member
Looks healthy
TheChewyWaffles
Member
I'll eat these
Uno Venova
Banned
Doritos are the fucking best.
