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SwiftDeath · May 19, 2014

HUELEN10 said:
Come on guys, no need to freak out. It's not that scary, and other countries have has it for years. Observe...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irDgKfiio3s

It's too late, we're all already dead

Humanity had a good run

SlowRevolution · May 19, 2014

I don't know I think it's kind of cute

The Technomancer · May 19, 2014

Ferrio said:

oh my god

Disagree Guy · May 19, 2014

Their company is run by a clown...........what the fuck did we expect?

NinjaBoiX · May 19, 2014

Design process:

Plain red box
Inane grin
Googley eyes
McD's Arches

Done.

They didn't need to pull out all the stops, but this character just lazily flopped out of some ad exec's head like soggy brown teabag.

HUELEN10 · May 19, 2014

SlowRevolution said:
I don't know I think it's kind of cute

Yep, especially since they are just blank slates for their promos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poNbx8_fhzU

Here is Mario and Green Mario!

jediyoshi · May 19, 2014

SlowRevolution said:
I don't know I think it's kind of cute

The gaping void that makes up the inside of his mouth is giving me pause.

Where does it all go, who does he answer to.

RumblingRosco · May 19, 2014

Ferrio said:

I feel like a meme could come from this stupid mascot.

Some interesting promos of it though.

Salsa · May 19, 2014

They've been using this guy in South America for a while. Has much more of a presence than Ronald in the last few years.

The only good thing about it is that some of the ads look like claymation

Timedog · May 19, 2014

It's like a new version of crazyfrog that forces you to eat mcnuggets until you puke

illmatic22 · May 19, 2014

LiK said:
.

"How about I eat the delicious things inside YOUR body kids?"

D4Danger · May 19, 2014

mrhej · May 19, 2014

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Malreyn · May 19, 2014

Did they NOT focus test this thing before unleashing this on the public? Who actually thought this was a good idea to unleash onto unsuspecting children?

gutter_trash · May 19, 2014

you will be forced to poke Happy in the eyes to pick him up

rtcn63 · May 19, 2014

D4Danger said:

Mason Verger

?

Diprosalic · May 19, 2014

Is that thing new for the US? They've used "Happy" for YEARS now internationally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyf20Vwr0cQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvawu25NSMc

Mr. Smiley · May 19, 2014

Why the teeth.

Why?

LiK · May 19, 2014

Diprosalic said:
Is that thing new for the US? They use "Happy" for YEARS now internationally.

Yea, new for us.

Shahadan · May 19, 2014

It's been terrorizing our kids on TV for years now. Never realized America was so free

dekline · May 19, 2014

Fuck?

Disagree Guy · May 19, 2014

Mr. Smiley said:
Why the teeth.

Why?

All the better to eat you with

RedNumberFive · May 19, 2014

Why is he a box? Happy Meals switched to bags years ago.

diggmcbadass · May 19, 2014

Chuckl3s said:
It looks like its going to bite my dick off.

Don't play with your food.

Septimus Prime · May 19, 2014

Notrollious said:
what the fuck

My thoughts exactly.

Daria Morgendorffer · May 19, 2014

Didn't know this wasn't an american thing, I always see this guy here on tv during the commercial breaks when my little sisters are watching disney channel and other shitty channels.

GDGF · May 19, 2014

Soviet Russian happy meal?

HUELEN10 · May 19, 2014

RedNumberFive said:
Why is he a box? Happy Meals switched to bags years ago.

No,they've had boxes for years. Hell, I picked up all of this years's Lego Movie and My Little Pony promos, and they're all in a happy meal box.

Trouble · May 19, 2014

LiK said:

Diprosalic · May 19, 2014

LiK said:
Yea, new for us.

Weird, I've never noticed this. I wonder why they used him everywhere but the US and why they introduce him now.

OminoMichelin · May 19, 2014

HUELEN10 said:
Come on guys, no need to freak out. It's not that scary, and other countries have has it for years. Observe...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irDgKfiio3s

Yeah, was gonna say, we had that mascot for a couple of years at least in Italy.
It kind of does look like a mimic tho, lol

andycapps · May 19, 2014

That's disturbing.

The Boat · May 19, 2014

We've had him in Portugal for years.
Here's the drunk Smurfs version:

daviyoung · May 19, 2014

GDGF said:
Soviet Russian happy meal?

because it's red?

RedNumberFive · May 19, 2014

HUELEN10 said:
No,they've had boxes for years. Hell, I picked up all of this years's Lego Movie and My Little Pony promos, and they're all in a happy meal box.

Huh? Maybe it's a regional thing. I haven't seen a proper box in years.

BizzyBum · May 19, 2014

Diprosalic said:
Is that thing new for the US? They use "Happy" for YEARS now internationally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyf20Vwr0cQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvawu25NSMc

Reminds me of these dudes...

stufte · May 19, 2014

Serpentine · May 19, 2014

what the fucking shit?!?!

Messypandas · May 19, 2014

Phoenix · May 19, 2014

That's going to be nightmare fuel for young children. Imagine seeing that at your McDonalds birthday party as a young child.

Can't sleep clown will eat me...

True Underdog · May 19, 2014

Well it doesn't look as bad in motion (the linked videos above) but it still looks pretty terrible.

Messypandas said:

Oh god nevermind.

Valkyr Junkie · May 19, 2014

Messypandas said:

Happiness intensifies.

Ferrio · May 19, 2014

Messypandas said:

Happy intensifies.

Piggus · May 19, 2014

Messypandas said:

[Happying intensifies]

EDIT: well fuck you guys.

Pacbois · May 19, 2014

Most of the "Happy" ads we had in France for a few years now are actually quite funny and charming, animated, he's a good mascot.

robot · May 19, 2014

edit: fixed

muteki · May 19, 2014

Chuckl3s said:
It looks like its going to bite my dick off.

UrokeJoe · May 19, 2014

I expected Pharrell Williams

HUELEN10 · May 19, 2014

RedNumberFive said:
Huh? Maybe it's a regional thing. I haven't seen a proper box in years.

Yep. Pulled this one from a post in the MLP thread.

Same size that I remember as a kid too. Had no idea they switched to bags in some regions.

Snaku · May 19, 2014

Holy shit, its creepy Woody's cousin.

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