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gaiages
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(07-17-2017, 07:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by Messofanego

WTF is going on, is it cuffing season for GAF bachelors?! Zackie, artsi, and now you?

vern, you will never settle down, right?

vern caught major feels for a girl a while back, around the same time as Zackie actually.
Kurtofan
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(07-17-2017, 07:49 PM)
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last week i slept with a girl i used to date a year ago, she's a friend but it's nothing serious...

thing is, i feel like i have no motivation to date at all now, online dating feels utterly pointless right now. this plus I had a date with a girl online a month ago but it led to nowhere, she said she'd meet me again in a text, I've said yes but no news since. I feel like shit, i really don't want to go through the whole grueling process of finding someone online all over again.

I'm just in the shits even though i had sex last week, can you believe it? maybe i have feelings for my friends (a long term relationship seems out of the question)

edit: okcupid really is depressing to me, none of those profiles interest me, like at all.
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War Peaceman
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(07-17-2017, 07:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kurtofan

last week i slept with a girl i used to date a year ago, she's a friend but it's nothing serious...

thing is, i feel like i have no motivation to date at all now, online dating feels utterly pointless right now. this plus I had a date with a girl online a month ago but it led to nowhere, she said she'd meet me again in a text, I've said yes but no news since. I feel like shit, i really don't want to go through the whole grueling process of finding someone online all over again.

I'm just in the shits even though i had sex last week, can you believe it? maybe i have feelings for my friends (a long term relationship seems out of the question)

I can believe the shits part, not the sex part.

I don't think you even know what you think. Which is something you should resolve.
Kurtofan
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(07-17-2017, 07:52 PM)
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Originally Posted by War Peaceman

I can believe the shits part, not the sex part.

I don't think you even know what you think. Which is something you should resolve.

oh the sex was real

real good

i just wish i had a real relationship, something tangible
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gaiages
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(07-17-2017, 07:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kurtofan

oh the sex was real

real good

The second line was the more important one in that post.
Gotdatmoney
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(07-17-2017, 07:55 PM)

Originally Posted by Pattycakes

Don't put a lot of effort into first replies imo. Honestly, a simple hi or hey suffices with maybe a question. "Hey, I saw X do you like Y?" gets my interest in like 95% of opening messages.

Relating to the profile does work but just hey or hi I find is not a great plan. I wouldn't suggest that. You don't need to be very clever or witty more so than just say something that stands out. I was reading a dude who makes a weak ass acrostic poem out of the persons name. Gets a lot of success. My friend got mileage out of "what's your third fav reptile".

Like it's not exceptionally hard. Once you get into a groove of the type of messages that work for you it's not an issue.
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(07-17-2017, 07:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by Gotdatmoney

Relating to the profile does work but just hey or hi I find is not a great plan. I wouldn't suggest that. You don't need to be very clever or witty more so than just say something that stands out. I was reading a dude who makes a weak ass acrostic poem out of the persons name. Gets a lot of success. My friend got mileage out of "what's your third fav reptile".

Like it's not exceptionally hard. Once you get into a groove of the type of messages that work for you it's not an issue.

I was just saying what generally (as a girl) gets my interest. I'm not looking for a literary essay, just some first message. (Lesbian/bisexual girls absolutely suck at sending first messages.)
Messofanego
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(07-17-2017, 07:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by gaiages

vern caught major feels for a girl a while back, around the same time as Zackie actually.

Oh yeah the LDR!

Originally Posted by vern

Just spent the weekend in Beijing again with my girl. Shits hard. Long distance. Don't know if I can handle it much longer. I'll be in HK for the next few weeks she said she'll come down for at least a few days. Hope so. I know LDRs don't work, especially for a guy like me, but man I'm trying.

End of an era.
Kurtofan
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(07-17-2017, 08:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by gaiages

The second line was the more important one in that post.

i thought you meant my post and i was like "hell yeah" then i got sad.
Gotdatmoney
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(07-17-2017, 08:09 PM)

Originally Posted by Pattycakes

I was just saying what generally (as a girl) gets my interest. I'm not looking for a literary essay, just some first message. (Lesbian/bisexual girls absolutely suck at sending first messages.)

Fair enough. Personally hi is enough to get me to respond but I'm a guy lol. In general girls just suck at sending first messages. The ratio on dating apps makes it so they dont have to.

It's kinda dumb though but looking through some of my women friends phones it's just a sea of hey and hi and it became obvious you gotta do something different to stand out
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(07-17-2017, 08:13 PM)
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Originally Posted by Messofanego

WTF is going on, is it cuffing season for GAF bachelors?! Zackie, artsi, and now you?

vern, you will never settle down, right?

Hey...I'll always be here single...
Messofanego
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(07-17-2017, 08:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by Pattycakes

I was just saying what generally (as a girl) gets my interest. I'm not looking for a literary essay, just some first message. (Lesbian/bisexual girls absolutely suck at sending first messages.)

I would say based on personal experience, straight girls really suck at first messages too :P

So many hey and hi messages. Incredibly rare for the first message to be about the profile. But if they're good looking and got something interesting in their profile, I still pursue it instead of dismissing them out of sight lol.
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(07-17-2017, 08:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Gotdatmoney

Fair enough. Personally hi is enough to get me to respond but I'm a guy lol. In general girls just suck at sending first messages. The ratio on dating apps makes it so they dont have to.

It's kinda dumb though but looking through some of my women friends phones it's just a sea of hey and hi and it became obvious you gotta do something different to stand out

Have you tired bumble? I'm trying that out now. I have been using OKC and HER in the past.

Originally Posted by Messofanego

I would say based on personal experience, straight girls really suck at first messages too :P

So many hey and hi messages. Incredibly rare for the first message to be about the profile. But if they're good looking and got something interesting in their profile, I still pursue it instead of dismissing them out of sight lol.

Yeah, I send longer messages on OKC, short messages on HER., 50/50 on other sites for me whether I send long or short messages. For myself, I figure I got enough working against me I need to do whatever I can to make myself stand out.
gaiages
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(07-17-2017, 08:28 PM)
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All women suck at first messages because they never have to do them :p
Mediking
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(07-17-2017, 08:39 PM)
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Originally Posted by Advocatus Diaboli

Okay, cool. I vaguely remember you. But, you're now crowned: this thread is about you now.

How can we elder statesmen help you?

Originally Posted by Peltz

23 is young as hell dude. What are you looking for exactly?

Might hafta PM you guys. Kinda embarrassed... because I think I finally figured out what my problem is.
LordKasual
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(07-17-2017, 08:44 PM)

Originally Posted by Gotdatmoney

Eeeek. Tbh all I had to do was work on my profile and try out a variety of types of responses and when one worked consistently it just gets stashed in the box of usables. I imagine "you must give good head" leads to many convos

Well admittedly i've never used one quite so brazen

But if you do, the key is to make her laugh harder than she cringes. :D

I do not waste energy with first replies, women on dating websites are far too fickle.
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(07-17-2017, 08:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Messofanego

End of an era.

I'm pretty sure if we just hooked up the girls in this thread with the guys or whatever your sexuality is, we could cut GAFs single population significantly. Has there ever been two GAFers who met on this site and ended up together?
Gotdatmoney
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(07-17-2017, 08:47 PM)

Originally Posted by Pattycakes

Have you tired bumble? I'm trying that out now. I have been using OKC and HER in the past.

Yeah. I have much more luck on Tinder. It's a volume thing in part. Tinder is just much more populated in my area.

Originally Posted by LordKasual

Well admittedly i've never used one quite so brazen

But if you do, the key is to make her laugh harder than she cringes. :D

I do not waste energy with first replies, women on dating websites are far too fickle.

I dunno. Like I said, I have like 3 standard lines that generally get a response (like 80% success rate). I just had to try a bunch of different things before I got to this point. But now I dont really have an issue keeping interest of the other party. I found the only real issue with communication is when you let it go on for too long without setting up the date.
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LordKasual
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(07-17-2017, 08:49 PM)

Originally Posted by Pattycakes

I'm pretty sure if we just hooked up the girls in this thread with the guys or whatever your sexuality is, we could cut GAFs single population significantly. Has there ever been two GAFers who met on this site and ended up together?

a/s/l???
Peltz
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(07-17-2017, 08:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Mediking

Might hafta PM you guys. Kinda embarrassed... because I think I finally figured out what my problem is.

Go for it.
Krauser Kat
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(07-17-2017, 08:52 PM)
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im not gone yet!

Also trolling works surprisingly well.
How gross can i be and still get a date. "we should fuck" then "lol just kidding but maybe coffee" actually worked. I was pretty disappointed it did.
gaiages
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(07-17-2017, 08:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by Mediking

Might hafta PM you guys. Kinda embarrassed... because I think I finally figured out what my problem is.

I'm guessing 80% likelihood is that you PMed them saying you're a virgin because everyone thinks that's way more embarrassing than it is :p

I'll bet a whole jar of cookies on it and everything
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(07-17-2017, 08:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by LordKasual

a/s/l???

It should be age/gender/location

This is 2017 people we need to update asl
gaiages
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(07-17-2017, 08:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by Pattycakes

I'm pretty sure if we just hooked up the girls in this thread with the guys or whatever your sexuality is, we could cut GAFs single population significantly. Has there ever been two GAFers who met on this site and ended up together?

InfiniteBento and Horse Detective, I'm pretty sure.

There's more examples but I don't know them.
Jzero
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(07-17-2017, 08:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by Pattycakes

I'm pretty sure if we just hooked up the girls in this thread with the guys or whatever your sexuality is, we could cut GAFs single population significantly. Has there ever been two GAFers who met on this site and ended up together?

Uh yeah a couple, where have you been

Originally Posted by gaiages

All women suck at first messages because they never have to do them :p

No wonder I get so many "Hi 😻" on OKC
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Pattycakes
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(07-17-2017, 09:02 PM)
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Originally Posted by gaiages

InfiniteBento and Horse Detective, I'm pretty sure.

There's more examples but I don't know them.

Interesting.

Originally Posted by Jzero

Uh yeah a couple, where have you been


No wonder I get so many "Hi 😻" on OKC

I'm new to datingGAF. Had to get some personal stuff (aka dealing with being trans and coming to terms with myself + giving time to transition). Still not 100% there yet, but close enough I feel like I can potentially find some people to date.
Leeness
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(07-17-2017, 09:05 PM)
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Originally Posted by Krauser Kat

im not gone yet!

Also trolling works surprisingly well.
How gross can i be and still get a date. "we should fuck" then "lol just kidding but maybe coffee" actually worked. I was pretty disappointed it did.

I'm just going to start messaging the most disgusting ones back and see how long I can carry out a shitty conversation with them.
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(07-17-2017, 09:09 PM)
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Originally Posted by Advocatus Diaboli

And all at once too. This is unparalleled. Who do we turn this thread over to? What longtime regulars are still single and looking? Lulubop? Jason's Ultimatum?

Still single here too. Haven't been in a good head space recently - I'm completely unable to accept compliments about my appearance. Friday night, I had a friend all too willing to jump my bone, calling me cute constantly....and I straight up didn't believe them. (I have no desire to sleep with this friend, for so many reasons)
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(07-17-2017, 09:25 PM)
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Since becoming single recently, I'm in this thread a lot more often. I'll probably be here for a while. I'm enjoying the freedom but that enjoyment will be short lived. Currently seeing what's out there, but not actively trying.
Mediking
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(07-17-2017, 09:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by gaiages

I'm guessing 80% likelihood is that you PMed them saying you're a virgin because everyone thinks that's way more embarrassing than it is :p

I'll bet a whole jar of cookies on it and everything

Make sure they're... uhhhh... chocolate cookies...

Edit: I meant like... what's your favorite kinda cookie then.... Man, I'm lame. Lol can't even dodge that.
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(07-17-2017, 10:04 PM)
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Originally Posted by Leeness

I'm just going to start messaging the most disgusting ones back and see how long I can carry out a shitty conversation with them.

I bet they sit back with a smug look on their face like "yeeeeah my smooth shit is working"
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(07-17-2017, 10:06 PM)
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Originally Posted by Messofanego

WTF is going on, is it cuffing season for GAF bachelors?! Zackie, artsi, and now you?

vern, you will never settle down, right?

Clearly jelly of me and trying their best to match up.
gaiages
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(07-17-2017, 10:39 PM)
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Originally Posted by Mediking

Make sure they're... uhhhh... chocolate cookies...

Edit: I meant like... what's your favorite kinda cookie then.... Man, I'm lame. Lol can't even dodge that.

I'll make them snickerdoodle, thanks ;D

If that seriously is what it is, don't worry about it! Sex isn't the one defining thing in a relationship, and if a woman is more experienced that you are, they usually aren't going to mind. Plenty of virgins at your age even if society likes making it like "if you haven't boned by 18 you're a failure". It's dumb and leads to men in particular having serious self-confidence issues when it really isn't a huge deal.
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(07-17-2017, 10:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by gaiages

I'll make them snickerdoodle, thanks ;D

Good decision. Snickerdoodle is the one true cookie.
Gotdatmoney
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(07-17-2017, 10:45 PM)

Originally Posted by Mediking

Make sure they're... uhhhh... chocolate cookies...

Edit: I meant like... what's your favorite kinda cookie then.... Man, I'm lame. Lol can't even dodge that.

It's just being a virgin? Bruh, that shit is irrelevant.
Mediking
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(07-17-2017, 10:52 PM)
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Originally Posted by gaiages

I'll make them snickerdoodle, thanks ;D

If that seriously is what it is, don't worry about it! Sex isn't the one defining thing in a relationship, and if a woman is more experienced that you are, they usually aren't going to mind. Plenty of virgins at your age even if society likes making it like "if you haven't boned by 18 you're a failure". It's dumb and leads to men in particular having serious self-confidence issues when it really isn't a huge deal.

Snickerdoodle cookies coming right uppppppppppp!

It's... just... sex sounds amazing. Haven't experienced it yet. Wanna make sure my 1st time is special and that's playing a huge hand (no pun intended) into trying to date.

Originally Posted by Gotdatmoney

It's just being a virgin? Bruh, that shit is irrelevant.

Yeah... but....
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Originally Posted by Mediking

Snickerdoodle cookies coming right uppppppppppp!

It's... just... sex sounds amazing. Haven't experienced it yet. Wanna make sure my 1st time is special and that's playing a huge hand (no pun intended) into trying to date.



Yeah... but....

It isn't and it won't be special.

Not saying you should or shouldn't wait but buddy it aint going to be great.
Advocatus Diaboli
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Originally Posted by Mediking

Snickerdoodle cookies coming right uppppppppppp!

It's... just... sex sounds amazing. Haven't experienced it yet. Wanna make sure my 1st time is special and that's playing a huge hand (no pun intended) into trying to date.



Yeah... but....

It's not special. It probably won't be great. Learn to love eating pussy. Be confident enough to ask her what she likes: everyone's different. Don't get confused or psyched out by porn. Practice safe sex. Realize it takes time to learn a partner. Understand after care.

Literally every animal fucks.

You'll be fine.

And guess what? It's not that amazing. It's damn fun, and I love taking care of my girl, but it's absolutely not an earthshattering experience like some kind of spiritual revelation.

You've bought into the hype, so stop that.
LookAtMeGo
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I couldnt even cum the first time I had sex. Those pesky condoms. But yeah. Wasnt nothin special. I did become addicted to the sex though.
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Mediking
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Originally Posted by War Peaceman

It isn't and it won't be special.

Not saying you should or shouldn't wait but buddy it aint going to be great.

Originally Posted by Advocatus Diaboli

It's not special. It probably won't be great. Learn to love eating pussy. Be confident enough to ask her what she likes: everyone's different. Don't get confused or psyched out by porn. Practice safe sex. Realize it takes time to learn a partner. Understand after care.

Literally every animal fucks.

You'll be fine.

And guess what? It's not that amazing. It's damn fun, and I love taking care of my girl, but it's absolutely not an earthshattering experience like some kind of spiritual revelation.

You've bought into the hype, so stop that.

Originally Posted by LookAtMeGo

I couldnt even cum the first time I had sex. Those pesky condoms. But yeah. Wasnt nothin special. I did become addicted to the sex though.

I see.... so 1st time isn't gonna be as amazing as I think... but I thought doing it with someone you really care for would heighten the experience. Lmao what do I know?
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(07-17-2017, 11:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by Mediking

I see.... so 1st time isn't gonna be as amazing as I think... but I thought doing it with someone you really care for would heighten the experience. Lmao what do I know?

Sure, being with someone you care about will heighten the experience. But it's more the intimacy of the act imo not the act itself that makes it great
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Originally Posted by LookAtMeGo

I couldnt even cum the first time I had sex. Those pesky condoms. But yeah. Wasnt nothin special. I did become addicted to the sex though.

Fuck condoms. Fuck them straight to hell. I relate bro.

Mediking. You're putting way too pressure on sex. It's cool, but it's not the coolest thing in the world.

Even better than sex is the post-coital stuff. The shower. The holding each other closely while looking into her eyes. Watching her sleep.

A relationship is about a lot of things more than sex.
Mediking
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(07-17-2017, 11:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by Pattycakes

Sure, being with someone you care about will heighten the experience. But it's more the intimacy of the act imo not the act itself that makes it great

Originally Posted by Megalosaro

Fuck condoms. Fuck them straight to hell. I relate bro.

Mediking. You're putting way too pressure on sex. It's cool, but it's not the coolest thing in the world.

Even better than sex is the post-coital stuff. The shower. The holding each other closely while looking into her eyes. Watching her sleep.

A relationship is about a lot of things more than sex.

Hmmm. Hahah you guys really got me thinking. Like seriously.
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Originally Posted by Mediking

I see.... so 1st time isn't gonna be as amazing as I think... but I thought doing it with someone you really care for would heighten the experience. Lmao what do I know?

You've been watching too many teen romantic comedies.

That said, doing certain things really is better with someone you care about. Intimacy isn't just about sex. In fact, I'd honestly argue that sex is a small part of intimacy.

Just that I guarantee you you're going to be focusing on shit like - where do I move my hands? Wow, my mattress is making noises. Okay, I'm getting a leg cramp now. Do I switch positions? Is she enjoying herself? Oh fuck, what position do I try? Stay hard, stay hard -- not too hard!

I'd use a sports analogy, but this is GAF and you have an anime avatar we still love you, so: you're going to need to really fucking level up before it feels effortless.

The real bonus about doing it with someone you care about is that they'll let you make multiple attempts.

Oh, and it goes both ways. The last thing you need is someone staring lovingly into your eyes while she starfishes and gets impatient.
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Originally Posted by Megalosaro

Even better than sex is the post-coital stuff. The shower. The holding each other closely while looking into her eyes. Watching her sleep.

A relationship is about a lot of things more than sex.

100% agree. Hell, for me, cuddles are even better than sex.
Gotdatmoney
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(07-17-2017, 11:45 PM)

Originally Posted by Mediking

Yeah... but....

It's a great feeling but eh, it's not the end all be all that your self worth gotta be based on man. And you're gonna suck at it your first time too. Like everyone.

I dunno man, once you do it you're not gon understand why you put this much value in it. It being great isn't the same as it being super defining.

Originally Posted by Mediking

Was raised that my 1st time should be special which is really a big reason why I'm in this situation.

Yeah this is dumb. Your first time should just be the first situation in which the natural conclusion is sex. It's not better if it's someone you care about on your first attempt. It doesn't matter. You get better with practice, not with "I love you". Doing it with someone you care about is more about the intimacy of the total experience which is also something that you probably wont have the very first time either.

Gotta purge this from your mind man. You're like 2 years younger than me, I get that people in our age bracket like to hype this shit up but it's not important.
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Mediking
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Originally Posted by Advocatus Diaboli

You've been watching too many teen romantic comedies.

That said, doing certain things really is better with someone you care about. Intimacy isn't just about sex. In fact, I'd honestly argue that sex is a small part of intimacy.

Just that I guarantee you you're going to be focusing on shit like - where do I move my hands? Wow, my mattress is making noises. Okay, I'm getting a leg cramp now. Do I switch positions? Is she enjoying herself? Oh fuck, what position do I try? Stay hard, stay hard -- not too hard!

I'd use a sports analogy, but this is GAF and you have an anime avatar we still love you, so: you're going to need to really fucking level up before it feels effortless.

The real bonus about doing it with someone you care about is that they'll let you make multiple attempts.

Oh, and it goes both ways. The last thing you need is someone staring lovingly into your eyes while she starfishes and gets impatient.

You're actually totally right.

I have seen/read too many teen romance comedies. Was raised that my 1st time should be special which is really a big reason why I'm in this situation.

And yeah... got an anime avatar... NOT ASHAMED!!!! Lol
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Pretty sure writer Mark O'Brien, after losing his virginity in his late 30s to a sex surrogate, said he enjoyed the foreplay and the simple act of touching more than the actual penetration, and that afterward he was still depressed and lonely.

You (and everyone) should read his article "On Seeing a Sex Surrogate." It's a good read.
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Originally Posted by Puck Beaverton

Pretty sure writer Mark O'Brien, after losing his virginity in his late 30s to a sex surrogate, said he enjoyed the foreplay and the simple act of touching more than the actual penetration, and that afterward he was still depressed and lonely.

You (and everyone) should read his article "On Seeing a Sex Surrogate." It's a good read.

We should make a list of mandatory DatingGAF read/watches. I'd add the Lobster to that list.
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Originally Posted by Mediking

You're actually totally right.

I have seen/read too many teen romance comedies. Was raised that my 1st time should be special which is really a big reason why I'm in this situation.

And yeah... got an anime avatar... NOT ASHAMED!!!! Lol

If it makes you feel any better im older and virgin without anything interesting happening soon. It sucks but eventually you realize it happens when it happens and thats it, there are many good things in life to enjoy anyways and horrible people to piss off. 😆

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