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Ottaro

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #1

These foods made it to the final round of the Texas state fair food competition, which will conclude in a couple of weeks when they declare a pair of winners. I thought yall would get a kick out of seeing what is competing:

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(Popcorn topped with pinot noir wine powder)

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(Mini cream puffs dipped in Cafe du Monde beignet batter and fried)

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(Alcoholic blue punch with candy nerds)

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(Pork tamale, fried, with creamy jalapeno salsa)

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Alexander DeLarge

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #2

Deep Fried Fruit Loops and the wine popcorn sound pretty neat tbh

 

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Kayhan

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #3

These JRPG boss monsters get sillier and sillier.

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Nicolada

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #4

God bless Texas.

 

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h1nch

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #5

Funnel cake is fucking disgusting. And I'm someone who loves deep-fried fatty foods.

 

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shaneo632

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #6

Fajita fries actually look pretty dope.

 

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itwasTuesday

He wasn't alone.

• Aug 17, 2017

• #7

pinot powder?
Deep fried soup?

gimmie

 

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Pastry

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #8

The popcorn and the donut sound interesting.

Despite being Texan and having lived here essentially my whole life I have still never been to the State Fair.

 

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TTG

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #9

Someone call Michelin.

 

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Skatterd

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #10

This is art.

 

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Primus

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #11

In for Fajita Fries, Funnel Cake burger, and that potato stuffed with steak & lobster.

 

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Golden Slumbers

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #12

i'd try any of those

 

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Stinkles

Clothed, sober, cooperative

• Aug 17, 2017

• #13

I agree that Surfin Turfin gator Boat is the zenith of human endeavor.

Space was a mistake.

 

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itwasTuesday

He wasn't alone.

• Aug 17, 2017

• #14

Tator boat isn't out there enough

I said, it's too normal

 

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Tagyhag

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #15

That all seems terrible tbh.

I'd try the fish bowl tho.

 

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Kthulhu

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #16

This is pre-pot legalization Texas people. Just imagine how nuts it'll get when weed is finally legal.

 

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UpDownLeftRight

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #17

Lots of that stuff looks way to sugary for my tastes but the fajita fries and surf and turf look pretty good.

 

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Coolluck

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #18

Step up your game, Minnesota.

 

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Lightning_Roller

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #19

State fair food.....Not even once. Well maybe that Mac and cheese with brisket and those bucket of cookies they have.

 

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SodiumBenzoate

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #20

Texas Fajita Fries is clearly the winner here

Kayhan said:

Are state fairs just an excuse to eat even worse junk food than usual?

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Nailed it.

 

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Kayhan

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #21

Are state fairs just an excuse to eat even worse junk food than usual?

 

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Admiral Woofington

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #22

Maybe it's because I'm on a strict fucking diet that has me eat very limited shit. But everything in there looks delicious and I would kill a motherfucker for one.

 

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mugurumakensei

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #23

Fajita fries and surf and turf tator boat are the pinnacle of human ingenuity.

 

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Fat4all

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #24

state fairs are always the best






and by best i mean im gonna die oh god

 

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jph139

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #25

I would absolutely kill some Deep Fried Froot Loops right now.

 

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aly

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #26

I want some Fajita Fries.

 

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Hubbl3

Unconfirmed Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #27

I need this in my veins

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FUME5

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #28

Everything except the Fat Smooth is an affront to nature.

 

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Fenderputty

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #29

Kthulhu said:

This is pre-pot legalization Texas people. Just imagine how nuts it'll get when weed is finally legal.

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/ded

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Also stoned and thinking it's all worth trying

 

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RootCause

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #30

😩Now I want to try it out.

 

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Nowise10

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #31

Kind of unrelated by every year when I go to the Minnesota State Fair, some of the food stands and kiosks are absolutely disgusting and gross looking on the inside. I remember some Asian food stand the workers have like zero ventalation and were like dripping sweat.

It kind of turned me off from the food but not enough

 

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aeolist

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #32

Pastry said:

The popcorn and the donut sound interesting.

Despite being Texan and having lived here essentially my whole life I have still never been to the State Fair.

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it's not that great

 

Ascenion

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #33

I'd eat all of that and take my heart attack/diabetes with pride like a true American.

 

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Affeinvasion

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #34

That pork tamale "donut" looks great.

 

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ghostofsparta

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #35

Fish bowls aren't new, I had one like 4 years ago

 

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yuoke

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #36

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

 

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Mahonay

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #37

 

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Neith

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #38

Looks interesting.

 

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djplaeskool

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #39

The fajita fries look amazing...

 

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Tarydax

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #40

I would eat the fuck out of those deep fried froot loops.

 

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Forerunner

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #41

Texas Fajita Fries looks good as fuck.

 

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Pinko Marx

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #42

Fat Smooth sounds amazing. Cafe Du Monde is the stuff of legends.

 

molnizzle

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #43

Only reason to go to the state fair.

 

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Meffer

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #44

Kayhan said:

These JRPG boss monsters get sillier and sillier.

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Nah man, that's food from a JRPG.

 

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PlayALLtheGames

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #45

Hit me with that Fat Smooth fam.

 

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norm9

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #46

Only one that wasn't disgusting was the tamale donut.

 

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Aquavelvaman

Banned

• Aug 17, 2017

• #47

I can't figure out exactly what fajita fries are, but I'd probably fuck with that.

 

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charpunk

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #48

Is it bad that I want all of that?

 

C

chubigans

y'all should be ashamed

• Aug 17, 2017

• #49

oh my gawd

 

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jongkookie

Member

• Aug 17, 2017

• #50

That funnel cake queso burger...

lawd jesus.

Pastry said:

The popcorn and the donut sound interesting.

Despite being Texan and having lived here essentially my whole life I have still never been to the State Fair.

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Lmao.

I've spent the last 13 years of my life in Dallas, got free tickets to the state fair back in middle and high school... yet I've only been there once lol.

Also, I've only been to Six Flags Over Texas once(despite it being 10 mins away from my house)... though like a lot of DFW kids, I did spend a summer working there... I manned the Dippin Dots booth by Superman lol.