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Himynameischris
(04-21-2017, 04:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by wienke

Bullshit extravagant weddings ruin everything

A small and very quick ceremony and a bitching party with food after is always the way to go and worth cancelling plans to attend!

Yup...and this is a huge wedding, 300+ guests or some crazy BS number. It's an all day thing starting with a wedding brunch or some nonsense.

The last wedding I attended had the right idea, it was at a winery, got married at 6:30, we ate right after and partied till 11, then back to her house for after party with family/close friends. There was like 50 people max.


Edit: DM is too old to remember who he roots for.
Ninja Scooter
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(04-21-2017, 04:18 AM)
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Originally Posted by manfestival

Why do you have to spread lies like that?!

Originally Posted by FloydtheFathead

He's not lying..

He really did flip

Pepiope
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(04-21-2017, 04:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sanjuro

The Galaxy S8+ is a great phone, people.

Also, this pizza is delicious.

The screen. The screen on it. OMG. Watched HDR video. OMG.
Alligatorjandro
(04-21-2017, 04:25 AM)
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DM is Paul Heyman and Scooter is ecw. DM told scooter he'd be bros for life but went on raw the next night.
wienke
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(04-21-2017, 04:47 AM)
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Originally Posted by Himynameischris

Yup...and this is a huge wedding, 300+ guests or some crazy BS number. It's an all day thing starting with a wedding brunch or some nonsense.

The last wedding I attended had the right idea, it was at a winery, got married at 6:30, we ate right after and partied till 11, then back to her house for after party with family/close friends. There was like 50 people max.


Edit: DM is too old to remember who he roots for.

That's exactly what my wedding is in a month except it starts at 730 and just has an open bar at the neighborhood golf clubhouse. I'm not even wearing a tux and we're having a friend officiate it.

It's literally going to be within a short 5 minute walk of our house too so the after party will be easy.

It's gonna be the best wedding ever!
Hindl
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(04-21-2017, 04:48 AM)
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Too early prediction: Eagles enter bye either 6-3 or 5-4
8 X 11 Printer Paper
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(04-21-2017, 04:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by wienke

That's exactly what my wedding is in a month except it starts at 730 and just has an open bar at the neighborhood golf clubhouse. I'm not even wearing a tux and we're having a friend officiate it.

It's literally going to be within a short 5 minute walk of our house too so the after party will be easy.

It's gonna be the best wedding ever!

Congrats on marrying your one true love Leafa!
Himynameischris
(04-21-2017, 04:56 AM)
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Originally Posted by wienke

That's exactly what my wedding is in a month except it starts at 730 and just has an open bar at the neighborhood golf clubhouse. I'm not even wearing a tux and we're having a friend officiate it.

It's literally going to be within a short 5 minute walk of our house too so the after party will be easy.

It's gonna be the best wedding ever!

See that's awesome and should I ever get married It'd have to be something similar and simple,
Greg
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(04-21-2017, 05:30 AM)
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I don't know what is real life right now

I love you all
Pepiope
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(04-21-2017, 05:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by Hindl

Too early prediction: Eagles enter bye either 6-3 or 5-4

Way too early. I need to see Wentz in the preseason, and a healthy roster.
Sweeney Tom
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(04-21-2017, 05:38 AM)
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So let's see

2017 Ravens
Bengals, Browns, Jags, Steelers, Raiders, Bears, Vikings, Dolphins, Titans, Packers, Texans, Lions, Steelers, Browns, Colts, Bengals

Now this is going to be tricky BUT not only can I do it, but we can do it!

WEDIDIT! = 8 characters
8 Ways To See 8-8 Happening:

1!
W: Bengals x2, Browns x2, Jags, Bears, Texans, Lions
L: Steelers x2, Raiders, Vikings, Dolphins, Titans, Packers, Colts

2!
W: Bengals x2, Browns x2, Steelers x2, Jags, Bears
L: Texans, Lions, Raiders, Vikings, Dolphins, Titans, Packers, Colts

3!
W: Bengals x2, Browns x2, Steelers x2, Colts, Bears
L: Texans, Lions, Raiders, Vikings, Dolphins, Titans, Packers, Jags

4!
W: Bengals x2, Browns x2, Steelers x2, Colts, Jags
L: Texans, Lions, Raiders, Vikings, Dolphins, Titans, Packers, Bears

5!
W: Bengals x2, Browns x2, Steelers x2, Texans, Lions
L: Jags, Bears, Raiders, Vikings, Dolphins, Titans, Packers, Colts

6!
W: Bengals x2, Browns x2, Steelers x2, Texans, Titans
L: Jags, Lions, Raiders, Vikings, Dolphins, Bears, Packers, Colts

7!
W: Bengals x2, Browns x2, Steelers x2, Titans, Lions
L: Texans, Bears, Raiders, Vikings, Dolphins, Jags, Packers, Colts

8!
W: Bengals x2, Browns x2, Steelers, Titans, Texans, Lions
L: Steelers, Jags, Raiders, Vikings, Dolphins, Bears, Packers, Colts
Himynameischris
(04-21-2017, 05:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by Greg

I don't know what is real life right now

I love you all

Guys...I think this is it...


RIP Greg.
Tall4Life
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(04-21-2017, 05:40 AM)

Originally Posted by Greg

I don't know what is real life right now

I love you all

are you ok
Eleuin
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(04-21-2017, 05:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by Greg

I don't know what is real life right now

I love you all

how big was the brownie
Greg
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(04-21-2017, 05:44 AM)
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craft beer night was too real
Himynameischris
(04-21-2017, 05:49 AM)
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I hate to be the one to do this but...I can confirm that Greg has in fact...RIP in Peace...


;_;
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(04-21-2017, 05:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by Himynameischris

I hate the one to do this but...I can confirm that Greg has in fact...RIP in Peace...


;_;

He died doing what he loved, flying a kite while watching animu.
Ninja Scooter
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(04-21-2017, 06:02 AM)
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Greg dunk it one last time!
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unknownstranger
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(04-21-2017, 06:28 AM)
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We have only 1 early game this year. That has to be a record for us.
Nemesis121
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(04-21-2017, 06:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by cdyhybrid

Holyshit Dez know defense? all he does is run go routes i thought he didn't know defenses...
Bitanator
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(04-21-2017, 06:58 AM)
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Originally Posted by cdyhybrid

Striker
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(04-21-2017, 08:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by cdyhybrid

2 games

2 catches, 18 yards

also fumbled and let Jenkins INT a pass. lul
Rorschach
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(04-21-2017, 08:50 AM)
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Your job as a #1 receiver is to be open whenever you're 1v1. That should always favor you.
Hindl
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(04-21-2017, 12:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by Pepiope

Way too early. I need to see Wentz in the preseason, and a healthy roster.

Yeah obviously. Even if there are no injuries/Alshon suspension, there are so many things that can go wrong. But a quick look at the schedule shows 9-7/10-6 and competing for the wild card assuming the offseason goes well
BigAT
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(04-21-2017, 12:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by Rorschach

Your job as a #1 receiver is to be open whenever you're 1v1. That should always favor you.

Basically this.

The idea of a #1 receiver complaining about a defense using their safeties in coverage is kind of insane to me. Does he expect them to only play with 9 on defense or something? Just take your L and keep your mouth shut, you're embarrassing yourself.
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(04-21-2017, 12:53 PM)
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Gobias
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(04-21-2017, 12:55 PM)

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Bread has made it big time :')
Vyer
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(04-21-2017, 12:56 PM)
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when did the patriots open a film production wing
BigAT
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(04-21-2017, 01:03 PM)
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Originally Posted by Vyer

when did the patriots open a film production wing

I don't know the exact date, you should ask the Rams though.
Jarnet87
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(04-21-2017, 01:12 PM)
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Warcraft premiering on one of the movie channels tonight!
hanspampel
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(04-21-2017, 01:43 PM)
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yeah i'm back after 2 weeks vacation for making fun in a jokepost about people calling eurogamer biased.

mods should understand posts fist, before the're allowed to take action :/
but glad this is the NFL topic, where you can make the worst jokes without any problem

NFL topics on Neogaf: the only safe space where JCB and Trumpet supporter live in harmony side by side.


everyone hates the NFL schedule for their team?


Originally Posted by bionic77

People still care about 5" screens?

Phones are mostly good enough these days.

The things i care about are speed (unless you have a garbo phone pretty much all phones are fast these days) and battery life (which has not really improved much since the iPhone 4 came out). I like to have a slightly nicer camera but man we are probably at a point of diminishing returns.

Apple has a big enough base that they can people to upgrade on minor improvements and the camera but the other high end guys are getting killed because there is usually not a huge reason to upgrade. Going to catch up to Apple eventually too unless we get some new tech.

ever heard about the Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 Global Edition?
4000mAh battery. Snapdragon 625 (energy efficient, but still powerful). only Full HD display.
got 5 days battery life with moderate use
2 days with heavy use
Last edited by hanspampel; 04-21-2017 at 01:58 PM.
bionic77
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(04-21-2017, 01:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by Pepiope

The screen. The screen on it. OMG. Watched HDR video. OMG.

People still care about 5" screens?

Phones are mostly good enough these days.

The things i care about are speed (unless you have a garbo phone pretty much all phones are fast these days) and battery life (which has not really improved much since the iPhone 4 came out). I like to have a slightly nicer camera but man we are probably at a point of diminishing returns.

Apple has a big enough base that they can people to upgrade on minor improvements and the camera but the other high end guys are getting killed because there is usually not a huge reason to upgrade. Going to catch up to Apple eventually too unless we get some new tech.
yankeehater
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(04-21-2017, 02:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by Hindl

Yeah obviously. Even if there are no injuries/Alshon suspension, there are so many things that can go wrong. But a quick look at the schedule shows 9-7/10-6 and competing for the wild card assuming the offseason goes well

Eagles go 7-9 and in the offseason Lurie hires a cap expert to teach Howie how to manage the cap.
Last edited by yankeehater; 04-21-2017 at 02:20 PM.
Sanjuro
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(04-21-2017, 02:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Pepiope

The screen. The screen on it. OMG. Watched HDR video. OMG.

It's magnificent.
BigPapi
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(04-21-2017, 02:25 PM)
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Eagles going 16-0 and win the superbowl calling it now.
Tall4Life
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(04-21-2017, 02:25 PM)

Originally Posted by BigPapi

Eagles going 16-0 and win the superbowl calling it now.

If this doesn't happen you must become a Pats fan for ETERNITY
Sanjuro
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(04-21-2017, 02:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by BigPapi

Eagles going 16-0 and win the superbowl calling it now.

Tebow plays beisbol now though.
hanspampel
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(04-21-2017, 02:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by Tall4Life

If this doesn't happen you must become a Pats fan for ETERNITY

as much as i dislike Eagles fans, we don't need more pat fans
the eagles will never finish a season 16-0 and the egales will never win a superbowl
Alligatorjandro
(04-21-2017, 02:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by BigPapi

Eagles going 16-0 and win the superbowl calling it now.

No
ShaneB
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(04-21-2017, 02:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by Grover Cleveland

Maybe tomorrow!

I'm currently down a driver though so I'll be playing pretty much any course long :(

Was thinking of playing today but rainy weather yesterday means the course will again be pretty soggy. So I'll wait until tomorrow.

You can just play it safe off the tee and probably shoot just as well!
MechDX
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(04-21-2017, 02:39 PM)
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Texans 14-2
Baexton becomes the new Welkah
Watt and Clowney are co DPOY
Tom Savage da MVP using Greg's secret sauce

Jarnet87
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(04-21-2017, 02:50 PM)
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HBO Hard Knocks Tampa Bay Buccaneers go 10-6 and win the NFC South
BigAT
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(04-21-2017, 02:57 PM)
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Pretty good article on how terrible the 2013 draft was.

https://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2017/04/20/...ge-confounding

I already thought the extension the Rams signed him to was terrible, but I had no idea Tavon Austin has had just a single game with over 100 yards receiving in his career. How do you throw over $10M/year at that?

Lots of other interesting reflections in there. Oddly enough the Lions (Kas will probably be too lazy to click this) had one of the few good picks in the first round.
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(04-21-2017, 02:58 PM)
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Yesterday was the 15th anniversary of the Texans drafting David Carr. Did Mech throw a party and not invite us?
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(04-21-2017, 03:03 PM)
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Who wants to be the head of officiating for the National Football League?

Originally Posted by ShaneB

Was thinking of playing today but rainy weather yesterday means the course will again be pretty soggy. So I'll wait until tomorrow.

You can just play it safe off the tee and probably shoot just as well!

I hit my 5 wood MUCH better than I was hitting my driver anyway. I can Zach Johnson my way around to better scores!
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Hindl
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(04-21-2017, 03:04 PM)
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Originally Posted by BigAT

Pretty good article on how terrible the 2013 draft was.

https://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2017/04/20/...ge-confounding

I already thought the extension the Rams signed him to was terrible, but I had no idea Tavon Austin has had just a single game with over 100 yards receiving in his career. How do you throw over $10M/year at that?

Lots of other interesting reflections in there. Oddly enough the Lions (Kas will probably be too lazy to click this) had one of the few good picks in the first round.

Eagles dodged such a fucking bullet. The Dolphins saved us from Chip drafting Dion Jordan. Lane's suspensions have been shitty but I think he finally figured it out, and he's one of the top RTs in the league when he's playing

Originally Posted by yankeehater

Eagles go 7-9 and in the offseason Lurie hires a cap expert to teach Howie how to manage the cap.

Even with how bad the cap was this year, the Eagles were able to get the top FA WR, a WR to stretch the field, another DE to add to the rotation, and an up-and-coming DT who's frankly better than Bennie Logan. And next year there are going to be a bunch of retirements to free up space
MechDX
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Originally Posted by BigAT

Pretty good article on how terrible the 2013 draft was.

https://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2017/04/20/...ge-confounding

I already thought the extension the Rams signed him to was terrible, but I had no idea Tavon Austin has had just a single game with over 100 yards receiving in his career. How do you throw over $10M/year at that?

Lots of other interesting reflections in there. Oddly enough the Lions (Kas will probably be too lazy to click this) had one of the few good picks in the first round.

Terrible draft, Texans got Hopkins out of it though and well that was it. Oddly enough most texans fans were clamoring for Patterson. Hindsight is almost always funny that way

Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter

Yesterday was the 15th anniversary of the Texans drafting David Carr. Did Mech throw a party and not invite us?

We did! There are pictures of it on Watt's instgram account so Im surprised you did not see them since you follow him so closely
MechDX
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I liked this response from Jayson braddock on Twitter when asked if the Bears would take a QB at pick 3:

Jayson Braddock‏Verified account @JaysonBraddock 10h10 hours ago
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Possibly but would be hard for me to leave all of that talent on the board at other positions. (Warnings from the 2011 NFL Draft)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_NFL_Draft

Locker, Gabbert and Ponder sandwiched in between all that talent.
Alligatorjandro
(04-21-2017, 03:10 PM)
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Patriots gonna win the super bowl.

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