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imBask
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(04-13-2017, 10:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by Angry Grimace

I mean, I don't know how Strowman isn't a freak. He's 100 pounds bigger than Lesnar is.

He is but in a different way, he's huge... but Brock is a total package, he's strong as fuck and moves fast as fuck for someone his size
Caderfix
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(04-13-2017, 10:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by Menome

The bet is on with yourself and Heroman.

I hope you both enjoy your Drifter avatars in January.

Now I wonder how Heroman and I will reach a consensus in case we win.
Sephzilla
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(04-13-2017, 10:08 PM)
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In a hypothetical MMA fight between Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar, I think Braun having a 100 pound weight advantage would trump Brock's genetic freak abilities. The moment Braun turns it into a ground game, Brock is pretty much fucked.
Bronx-Man
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(04-13-2017, 10:09 PM)
Fuck this, it's up to me to save this thread. ECW style.

Sephzilla
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(04-13-2017, 10:09 PM)
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OT2 should have been about the people who are still undefeated in GWF
Heroman
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(04-13-2017, 10:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

In a hypothetical MMA fight between Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar, I think Braun having a 100 pound weight advantage would trump Brock's genetic freak abilities. The moment Braun turns it into a ground game, Brock is pretty much fucked.

Braun doesn't know how to fight.
imBask
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(04-13-2017, 10:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

In a hypothetical MMA fight between Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar, I think Braun having a 100 pound weight advantage would trump Brock's genetic freak abilities. The moment Braun turns it into a ground game, Brock is pretty much fucked.

if he trained TWICE AS LONG as CM Punk, i'd agree

otherwise no way dawg you're not putting Brock on the ground even with 100 pound on him
Sephzilla
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(04-13-2017, 10:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by Heroman

Braun doesn't know how to fight.

Neither did Rhonda Rousey and look how far that got her.

Counterpoint to my own argument = Neither did CM Punk
Beefy
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(04-13-2017, 10:11 PM)
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Braun needs to win a champ belt.
Caderfix
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(04-13-2017, 10:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

OT2 should have been about the people who are still undefeated in GWF

It's fake, Seph.
Sephzilla
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(04-13-2017, 10:11 PM)
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I'm disappointed in the lack of GWF3 hype in the OP

Originally Posted by Sephzilla



GWF 3: Sports-Entertainia
Date: Friday, April 28th, 2017
Time: 7:00PM Eastern/6:00PM Central
Where: Live from the Z-Pak Zone on www.twitch.tv/sephzilla



Upon the examination of the galaxies of space, images begin to appear -- images of strange and powerful forces. But of all the forces in the universe, the two most powerful -- Zach Hogan! And the Ultimate Menome! -- prepare to explode!

Filth Champion versus Purity Champion. Nickname versus no nickname.

It's the ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!! IT'S GWF THREEEEEEEE!!!


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Singles Match
FlammableD vs ShadowSwordmaster

FlammableD and ShadowSwordmaster kickoff the Sports Entertainiest event in Sports Entertainment with a high powered singles match! Who will gain footing and make a statement in the bigger GWF standings?!
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Singles Match
SomewhatGroovy vs Mahonay

Will Earthworm Jim be able to stop the young buck of GWF, Mahonay?
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GWF B+ Championship
Tall4Life vs Korly

After stumbling attempting to contend for the GWF World Championship, Tall4Life sets his aspirations and Super Bowl Punch towards the undefeated Korly and the GWF B+ Championship. Who's betta than Korly? Tall4Life hopes it's him.
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GWF B+ Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal
BewareTheBatsie vs OwensIsNow vs Caderfix vs The Strokes vs BronsonLee vs RBH

Six men compete in an over the top rope Battle Royal to decide who will contend for the GWF B+ Championship at GWF4!
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Singles Match
Sephzilla vs imBask

The boss is back and looking to pick up his second win in GWF. The ultimate upper case B player, imBask, hopes to stop the law in its tracks.
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GWF Tag Team Championship
klonere & Heroman (The New Japan Express) vs Bronx-Man & Ithil (The Just Friends)

The New Japan Express is back on track and is hoping to claim the GWF Tag Titles. The Just Friends are looking to remain undefeated tag team champions in their first defense of their titles!
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Singles Match
Hasney vs DMczaf

After demanding a match at GWF3, they got it! Will WrassleGAF's #1 Shooter be able to stop BROKEN Hasney!?
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20 Minute "Loser Loses Slogan" Iron Man Match - Winner's tag team becomes GWF Tag #1 Contenders
Menome (w/ Browny) vs Zach (w/ Biggest-Geek-Ever)

A grudge match will huge implications. Menome is looking to reclaim his honor after being defeated by Zach at GWF2. This time the stakes are high as "Filth" and "BJ" are on the line!
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Extreme Rules Match
Syder vs Kornflayx

After the controversial finish at GWF1's Pre-Show, Syder and Kornflayx square off one more time to settle the score. This time there will be no controversy as the rule book has been thrown out the window for this match.
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GWF World Championship
FallingEdge vs Beefy

The match everyone has been waiting for! Beefy defends his GWF World Heavyweight Championship against #1 Contender FallingEdge! Who will walk out of the biggest event in GWF history as the champion of the world!?

avengers23
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(04-13-2017, 10:11 PM)
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CHAMPION CARNIVAL~!

From OT1:

This airing schedule. Yikes.


It's especially annoying because Champion Carnival Day 1 (takes place 4/16, airs 4/24):
() B BLOCK: Naoya Nomura vs. Daichi Hashimoto
() B BLOCK: The Bodyguard vs. Kengo Mashimo
() B BLOCK: Suwama vs. Shuji Ishikawa
() A BLOCK: Zeus vs. KAI
() A BLOCK: Joe Doering vs. Daisuke Sekimoto
() A BLOCK: Kento Miyahara vs. Jake Lee

Day 2 (occurs 4/18, airs 4/20):
() B BLOCK: The Bodyguard vs. Daichi Hashimoto
() B BLOCK: Takao Omori vs. Kengo Mashimo
() A BLOCK: Ryoji Sai vs. KAI
() A BLOCK: Zeus vs. Joe Doering

Day 3 (occurs 4/19, airs 4/21):
() B BLOCK: Kengo Mashimo vs. Daichi Hashimoto
() B BLOCK: Takao Omori vs. The Bodyguard
() A BLOCK: Jake Lee vs. KAI
() A BLOCK: Daisuke Sekimoto vs. Ryoji Sai

Day 4 (occurs 4/20, airs 4/22):
() B BLOCK: Takao Omori vs. Daichi Hashimoto
() B BLOCK: The Bodyguard vs. Shuji Ishikawa
() B BLOCK: Suwama vs. Naoya Nomura
() A BLOCK: Daisuke Sekimoto vs. Jake Lee

Day 5 (occurs 4/22, airs 4/27):
() B BLOCK: Naoya Nomura vs. Shuji Ishikawa
() B BLOCK: Suwama vs. Kengo Mashimo
() A BLOCK: Zeus vs. Jake Lee
() A BLOCK: Kento Miyahara vs. Joe Doering

Day 6 (occurs 4/23, airs 4/25):
() B BLOCK: Suwama vs. Takao Omori
() A BLOCK: Joe Doering vs. Jake Lee
() A BLOCK: Zeus vs. Ryoji Sai
() A BLOCK: Kento Miyahara vs. KAI

Day 7 (occurs 4/25, airs 4/27):
() B BLOCK: Takao Omori vs. Naoya Nomura
() B BLOCK: Shuji Ishikawa vs. Daichi Hashimoto
() A BLOCK: Jake Lee vs. Ryoji Sai
() A BLOCK: Kento Miyahara vs. Daisuke Sekimoto

Day 8 (occurs 4/26, airs 5/21, JEEZUS):
() B BLOCK: Shuji Ishikawa vs. Kengo Mashimo
() B BLOCK: Suwama vs. The Bodyguard
() A BLOCK: Daisuke Sekimoto vs. KAI
() A BLOCK: Kento Miyahara vs. Zeus

Day 9 (occurs 4/28, airs 4/30):
() B BLOCK: Naoya Nomura vs. The Bodyguard
() A BLOCK: Joe Doering vs. KAI
() A BLOCK: Kento Miyahara vs. Ryoji Sai

Day 10 (occurs 4/29, airs 4/31):
() B BLOCK: Naoya Nomura vs. Kengo Mashimo
() B BLOCK: Suwama vs. Daichi Hashimoto
() B BLOCK: Takao Omori vs. Shuji Ishikawa
() A BLOCK: Joe Doering vs. Ryoji Sai
() A BLOCK: Zeus vs. Daisuke Sekimoto

Finals (occurs 4/30, airs 5/7, JEEZUS)
Heroman
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(04-13-2017, 10:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

Neither did Rhonda Rousey and look how far that got her

Ronda Rousey was a fantastic fighting who thought she was a good striker.
excelsiorlef
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(04-13-2017, 10:11 PM)
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https://youtu.be/Rm2H59dO3Zo


Dat moment when you're Alex Riley and you're the only one who doesn't get to do a finisher on CM Punk at a House Show and in fact don't even get to celebrate with all the faces afterwards
Toki767
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(04-13-2017, 10:13 PM)
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Originally Posted by Beefy

Braun needs to win a champ belt.

They should just give him the IC title for a year or more.

Let him be the one to break Honky Tonk Man's record.
blackaroni
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(04-13-2017, 10:13 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

In a hypothetical MMA fight between Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar, I think Braun having a 100 pound weight advantage would trump Brock's genetic freak abilities. The moment Braun turns it into a ground game, Brock is pretty much fucked.

No.

Originally Posted by Sephzilla

Neither did Rhonda Rousey and look how far that got her.

Counterpoint to my own argument = Neither did CM Punk

She throws awful punches....She can still fuck someone up.
Angry Grimace
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(04-13-2017, 10:13 PM)
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Originally Posted by Heroman

Braun doesn't know how to fight.

I mean, we're assuming Braun had some level of training in this scenario. I just think at some level of skill, there's no way Brock could overcome the size and strength advantage.
Sir_Crocodile
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(04-13-2017, 10:14 PM)
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Blue where are all the wrasslin promotion links for new gaffers?
imBask
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(04-13-2017, 10:15 PM)
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god I can't wait for my match with Seph, what an opportunity
jurgen
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(04-13-2017, 10:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by imBask

He is but in a different way, he's huge... but Brock is a total package, he's strong as fuck and moves fast as fuck for someone his size

Strowman's agile as hell for someone his size, too.
Sephzilla
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(04-13-2017, 10:16 PM)
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Rhonda Rousey was an extremely one dimensional fighter who got exposed hard.

Originally Posted by imBask

god I can't wait for my match with Seph, what an opportunity

imBask
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(04-13-2017, 10:16 PM)
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i'm glad it makes you happy boss i'm just happy to be here
Bronx-Man
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(04-13-2017, 10:17 PM)


E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!
OwensIsNow
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(04-13-2017, 10:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

In a hypothetical MMA fight between Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar, I think Braun having a 100 pound weight advantage would trump Brock's genetic freak abilities. The moment Braun turns it into a ground game, Brock is pretty much fucked.

Sephzilla
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(04-13-2017, 10:19 PM)
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ITT: People who don't understand how big of a difference weight advantage makes in a combat sport that involves takedowns and ground grappling.

Ya'll are getting worked by the fact that Brock can F5 some 500 pounder who isn't fighting back at all
imBask
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(04-13-2017, 10:20 PM)
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HE WON A UFC CHAMPIONSHIP

he's a TRAINED fighter, the other isn't

Kimbo Slice was dog shit eventhough he was bigger and badder than everyone else
Sephzilla
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(04-13-2017, 10:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by imBask

HE WON A UFC CHAMPIONSHIP

Against people in the same weight class as him
OwensIsNow
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(04-13-2017, 10:21 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

ITT: People who don't understand how big of a difference weight advantage makes in a combat sport that involves takedowns and ground grappling.

Ya'll are getting worked by the fact that Brock can F5 some 500 pounder who isn't fighting back at all

Originally Posted by imBask

HE WON A UFC CHAMPIONSHIP

he's a TRAINED fighter, the other isn't

Kimbo Slice was dog shit eventhough he was bigger and badder than everyone else

Are you jabronies just trying to add heat to your match?!
imBask
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(04-13-2017, 10:21 PM)
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you're outta your damn mind Big Dave
Cagey
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(04-13-2017, 10:21 PM)
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All this glorious Strowman talk has me wanting a Mark Henry-managed crew of powerlifting monster hosses called the 2K Club.

Only qualifying members on the roster are Henry, Strow, and Big E.

Big E is the club's cruiserweight member.
Bronx-Man
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(04-13-2017, 10:21 PM)
You know who could choke out Lesnar?

The Human Suplex Machine, Taz.
XenoRaven
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(04-13-2017, 10:22 PM)
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Are there any yearbook photos of Braun out there? I can't imagine him being a real person who was once a kid and went to school and stuff.
Toki767
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(04-13-2017, 10:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

ITT: People who don't understand how big of a difference weight advantage makes in a combat sport that involves takedowns and ground grappling.

Ya'll are getting worked by the fact that Brock can F5 some 500 pounder who isn't fighting back at all

The weight/height difference between Strowman and Lesnar is about the same difference between Lesnar and Angle.

And Angle won that based purely on skill.
imBask
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(04-13-2017, 10:22 PM)
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Mark Henry can fuck right off and keep lifting hotdogs at home, while getting paid money that could be used on actual talent
Caderfix
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(04-13-2017, 10:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

ITT: People who don't understand how big of a difference weight advantage makes in a combat sport that involves takedowns and ground grappling.

Ya'll are getting worked by the fact that Brock can F5 some 500 pounder who isn't fighting back at all

If both had comparable experience and training time, Braun would go through Lesnar, right now and for anything less than at least 3 years of SERIOUS (And I mean something RIDICULOUS) training, Lesnar would be too much for Braun, even with Braun's weight advantage.
Sephzilla
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(04-13-2017, 10:23 PM)
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Friend imBask, I think we need to add some spice to our GWF3 match now.

If I win, you wear a Braun avatar. If you win, I wear a Brock avatar. We can negotiate time length.
imBask
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(04-13-2017, 10:24 PM)
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nah no avatar bet

how about a LOSER LEAVES THE THREAD FOR A DAY match?
OwensIsNow
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(04-13-2017, 10:25 PM)
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Loser has to be imbask match
Sephzilla
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(04-13-2017, 10:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by imBask

nah no avatar bet

how about a LOSER LEAVES THE THREAD FOR A DAY match?

:O
blackaroni
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(04-13-2017, 10:25 PM)
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These bandwagon Braun fans are being ridiculous. I can't wait for the Braun is berried posts after he loses to Brock.
Pikma
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(04-13-2017, 10:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

Friend imBask, I think we need to add some spice to our GWF3 match now.

If I win, you wear a Braun avatar. If you win, I wear a Brock avatar. We can negotiate time length.

Make him wear a robocop avatar, that'd be more humiliating
OwensIsNow
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(04-13-2017, 10:27 PM)
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Loser is friends with Zach match
RecRoulette
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(04-13-2017, 10:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by blackaroni

These bandwagon Braun fans are being ridiculous. I can't wait for the Braun is berried posts after he loses to Brock.


He was born to be a star
DMczaf
(04-13-2017, 10:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by OwensIsNow

Loser is friends with Zach match

Too harsh
Data West
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(04-13-2017, 10:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by blackaroni

These bandwagon Braun fans are being ridiculous. I can't wait for the Braun is berried posts after he loses to Brock.

i was on the braun train from day 0 friend
Bluekaveli
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(04-13-2017, 10:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by sf2fanatic

Juicy Jinder should use his forearm as his finisher...

The concusional forearm.
Kaladin
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(04-13-2017, 10:34 PM)
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#dead
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(04-13-2017, 10:35 PM)
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The Best Dieter in the Business just used the Concussion Blast, Maggle!
Last edited by DMczaf; 04-13-2017 at 10:43 PM.
Kaladin
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(04-13-2017, 10:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by DMczaf

The Beat Dieter in the Business just used the Concussion Blast, Maggle!

Only one guy in all of wrestling is on the beat diet?
blackaroni
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(04-13-2017, 10:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by Data West

i was on the braun train from day 0 friend

I can't say the same because I don't fuck with the Wyatt's. Post brand split he's been good.

Originally Posted by Kaladin



#dead

He really should have moved those monitors out of the way.

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