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Your lifelong browsing history is suddenly available online. How are you affected?

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TheOMan

Tagged as I see fit
The fuck are you sickos looking at to end up in jail?

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As for me, welcome to shrugsville if that shit gets out, guess everyone knows I like booty eating oh no

Oh and I illegally downloaded Evanescence back in like 1650 or whatever. That may be a bit more embarrassing.

So...jail then?
 

DavidDesu

Member
I've been on Ogrish back in the day, and then you regret being that curious about horrible shit. If there was an amnesty on your first few years of internet browsing when you're young then I think I'd be fine, lol. Porn yeah but then I imagine a hell of a lot of people you'd never think would watch porn, watch porn. I cannot possibly imagine the stuff young kids must be seeing online, especially a group of kids egging each other on. I didn't know what female genitalia really looked like til I was in my mid to late teens (oh god bless the Dreamcadt, my first internet machine!). Ten year olds probably watching bukkake videos and all sorts these days... :S
 

Macka

Member
I don't even care about the porn history. Everyone looks at porn.

The worst thing would be having it known just how much time I waste browsing random shit online.
 
I get bored of looking at my history beyond a day. There'd be too much to sift through for any one person so I wouldn't worry too much.
 
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Facts.

Might be getting a visit from the Feds.....
 
The fuck are you sickos looking at to end up in jail?

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As for me, welcome to shrugsville if that shit gets out, guess everyone knows I like booty eating oh no

Oh and I illegally downloaded Evanescence back in like 1650 or whatever. That may be a bit more embarrassing.

Count me as another who downloaded Wake Me Up Inside by Evannessence (feat. Lincoln Park) on Limewire. I'd never tell anyone this in real life.
 

Nekofrog

Banned
Does this count the time in 1997 when I was 13 and tried to Yahoo search naked pictures of my 13 year old girl class mates by typing their name and "naked" not fully understanding that the internet doesn't work that way?

Because that'd be embarrassing
 

Zubz

Banned
I would just be reminded of how much I used to play Neopets despite never getting anywhere in-game.

Might feel embarassed about my frequent GAF usage, too.
 
Does this count the time in 1997 when I was 13 and tried to Yahoo search naked pictures of my 13 year old girl class mates by typing their name and "naked" not fully understanding that the internet doesn't work that way?

Because that'd be embarrassing

lmaoooooooooooooo

guilty
 

Hydrus

Member
Eh probably nothing out of the ordinary for any other person, but I did visit rotten.com alot as a kid lol. That site was like the ultimate taboo back in the 90's lol. That stuff isnt any worse then the shit that gets posted on Facebook by old people so I think I would be ok.
 

jtb

Banned
Most damning thing in my history would be my GAF posts, I guess.

Only been banned once, I think? I forget. So can't be that bad. The profanity would be the worst part.
 

Micael

Member
Meh if we exclude all the piracy stuff I would be ok, I guess I would no longer be able to pretend that I have no idea who Malena Morgan and Aurielee summers are at 0:54 on the video below, oh wait.


Had never seen that, thanks for posting, the kind of stuff future politicians will have to deal in the future is going to be "fun", then again you have current politicians talking about grabbing women by the pussy even when they don't want to and still get elected president of the united states, so it probably won't be too much of an issue.
 

BibiMaghoo

Member
A long time ago I uploaded some torrents with material belonging to a notoriously vengeful company in terms of litigation.

I would be completely fucked. I'm glad this cannot happen.
 

Shinypogs

Member
I want to see the faces of the people who have to go through my teenage history of reading really really bad fanfic porn, wanting to be an irl vampire and doing endless hours of pokemon roleplay.

On the flipside I don't want my family knowing how frequently I visit mental health help sites or how often I google painless ways to kill myself so that's not so great. It's been bad enough since my last hospital admittance I do not need people hovering over my browser history ready to phone me when I'm only in a mildly distressed state.

Then again the added paranoaia to my already anxious state of being would probably kill me.
 

boxoctosis

Member
What's the point of the internet if you can't use it to look at all that shit you might be curious about, for instance what exactly is going on with ISIS, or some filth or whatever. I'd be fine. Everyone else's​ history will be similarly personal.
 

NandoGip

Member
My girl would find out I beat off often. Prob get fired for working only maybe 20% of the time. My extreme nerdery would be revealed to the world
 

Media

Member
Other than the frankly appalling amount fanfiction and its erm...content that I read, some of the writing research I've done will raise some brows.
 
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