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billy beane · Oct 18, 2017

MechaX said:
Like

If someone joked that I was some serial killer in unresolved murders, I sure as hell would never make a joke on a professional social media account where I am a nationally known politician.

So maybe he was hacked and maybe an intern went rogue

But why and how would this happen a second time in just a few months and it's not like the reference is even funny, insightful, or even comical.

Maybe he really was the zodiac killer all along

Anyone with half a brain knows Ted Cruz is definitely not the Zodiac Killer. Like its impossible.

But its still hilarious.

ctfg23 · Oct 18, 2017

Vincent Alexander said:
I don't get it

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1431773&page=1

cryptosporidium · Oct 18, 2017

xxracerxx said:

Wait is this the one he reposted? I uh know of the actress..

Diprosalic · Oct 18, 2017

Drkirby said:
Ted Cruz was born in 1970.

that will never cease to amaze me.
how is he 47

billy beane · Oct 18, 2017

cryptosporidium said:
Wait is this the one he reposted? I uh know of the actress..

Its a solid film.

SliceSabre · Oct 18, 2017

Why would I believe that LYIN' TED ISN"T the Zodiac Killer?

A Serious Man · Oct 18, 2017

Imagine if a rumor that you were the Zodiac killer was the most likable thing about you.

Malreyn · Oct 18, 2017

Drkirby said:
The Zodiac Killer first showed up in 1968. Ted Cruz was born in 1970. I think its fairly safe to embrace the meme a bit.

I thought the meme was that his "Father" was the zodiac killer?

Drkirby · Oct 18, 2017

Malreyn said:
I thought the meme was that his "Father" was the zodiac killer?

Oh no, his father killed JFK. You got to get your facts straight.

Nightbird · Oct 18, 2017

Drkirby said:
The Zodiac Killer first showed up in 1968. Ted Cruz was born in 1970. I think its fairly safe to embrace the meme a bit.

See, the title of "Zodiac Killer" has been passed down in the Cruz family for Generations. It wasn't until 1968 that the name became public knowledge.

Ted is just the current holder of the title 💁🏾

Dreams-Visions · Oct 18, 2017

LiK said:
google *Ted Cruz tweeted porn video*

i was just going to ask. okay then.

CaviarMeths · Oct 18, 2017

Nightbird said:
See, the title of "Zodiac Killer" has been passed down in the Cruz family for Generations. It wasn't until 1968 that the name became public knowledge.

Ted is just the current holder of the title 💁🏾

Ah, the codename theory.

dallow_bg · Oct 18, 2017

whitemex88 said:
https://pics.onsizzle.com/Instagram-What-kind-of-apps-you-got-308fc0.png[IMG][/QUOTE]

Jeeze! haha

Anung · Oct 18, 2017

xxracerxx said:

The Zodiac Thriller.

Flux · Oct 18, 2017

The Onion really is struggling to keep the lights on at the moment.

The Last Wizard · Oct 18, 2017

xxracerxx said:

Stop it you foul beast, I shant go back down that road again.

Chezzymann · Oct 18, 2017

Damnit I already watched that video 3 times guys

Acorn · Oct 18, 2017

Curious to see how the true believers react to this.

paperboywriter · Oct 18, 2017

Life immitating art once again

Messofanego · Oct 18, 2017

DogDude said:
Teddys social media team is masterful

Well memed, Ted, well memed. Now we need Big Salvia on the case.

StarVigil · Oct 18, 2017

Drkirby said:
The Zodiac Killer first showed up in 1968. Ted Cruz was born in 1970. I think its fairly safe to embrace the meme a bit.

Yeah, but hes also supposed to be from Canada and still ran for president.

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