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amaron11 · Jan 21, 2013

BlackGoku03 said:
I knew she was black or hispanic before I opened the thread.

Which makes the Kool-Aid picture even more inappropriate. (Funny?)

LogicStep · Jan 21, 2013

Would, so hard.

I guess I'm the only one.

Takuya said:
Don't know if it has the same effect though... D:

omg lmao

RM8 · Jan 21, 2013

Rofl at the Kool-aid 'shops. Thread of the day.

amaron11 · Jan 21, 2013

zazrx said:
Would, so hard.

I guess I'm the only one.

omg lmao

I'm 5'-6"... I don't think I COULD get on her. If she lays on her side she's taller than me.

Baconsaurus Rex · Jan 21, 2013

Takuya said:
Don't know if it has the same effect though... D:

WinFonda · Jan 21, 2013

Randolph Freelander said:
Baby got back.

Baby get back.

sappyday · Jan 21, 2013

Bomber Bob said:
she should do porn

BTW total butterface

That's implying she has a great body.

tapedeck · Jan 21, 2013

Baconsaurus said:

Good God...its perfect...

hey_it's_that_dog · Jan 21, 2013

sappyday said:
That's implying she has a great body.

great

adjective
1. unusually or comparatively large in size or dimensions: A great ass destroyed nearly half the city.

Trin · Jan 21, 2013

Baconsaurus said:

Every time I look, this picture gets more hilarious.

Kaizer · Jan 21, 2013

Baconsaurus said:

Amazing, oh my god I'm dying!

See You Next Wednesday · Jan 21, 2013

zero_suit · Jan 21, 2013

Baconsaurus said:

Lmao

Davey Cakes · Jan 21, 2013

Trojita said:
First half okay..... the fuck are you eating 6 potatoes for?

I love to eat, but I'm good with just one potato (if that). People enjoy their potatoes too much. It's a filler food.

hoos30 · Jan 21, 2013

Sadly, I have a friend with nearly identical dimensions as this woman. Sweetest person in the world, great mom and wife but grossly, sickeningly overweight. Just sad.

bishoptl · Jan 21, 2013

Xenon said:
^LOL

The question I have is, how does her shit not come out like too much ketchup on a hamburger bun?

*dead*

Deified Data · Jan 21, 2013

Who does she get to wipe her ass? The logistics of it...

El'Kharn · Jan 21, 2013

GK86 said:
How do you even begin to make love to that estate?

Start by lodging a travel plan and carry a GPS in case you need search and rescue

PS3GamerKyle · Jan 21, 2013

hahahahaahahahaahahah

GAF, you crack me up. It's been awhile since a thread had so much photoshop potential

PhoenixDark · Jan 21, 2013

Dreams-Visions said:
The real question:

How does she wipe her ass? Surely her arms are too short to reach around all those saddlebags.

deejay8595 · Jan 21, 2013

Takuya said:
Ok.

LOLOL!!!!

evil solrac v3.0 · Jan 21, 2013

TUSR said:
Fuck is a stone again?

14lbs.

Dreams-Visions said:
The real question:

How does she wipe her ass? Surely her arms are too short to reach around all those saddlebags.

she probably showers after every event horizon or.... has a bidet. an industrial strength one.
and it looks like her kids are heading in the same direction.

alr1ght · Jan 21, 2013

NullPointer · Jan 21, 2013

Dear God, the chafing.

HylianTom · Jan 21, 2013

amaron11 said:
I'm 5'-6"... I don't think I COULD get on her. If she lays on her side she's taller than me.

I think if you were to climb up to the top of her, your ears would start popping. Wow..

PrimaNocta · Jan 21, 2013

Burger said:
Didn't really need that makeup to be honest.

Looks like her sides about to give birth to Ridley.

FalsettoVibe · Jan 21, 2013

Takuya said:
Ok.

hahahaha

Alligatorjandro · Jan 21, 2013

I bet she does porn soon.

Moral Panic · Jan 21, 2013

this thread, legendary

Trin · Jan 21, 2013

NullPointer said:
Dear God, the chafing.

The abscesses

Professor Beef · Jan 21, 2013

fuck, my entire midsection hurts from laughing so much at the koolaid photoshops

gaf i love you

Tacitus_ · Jan 21, 2013

alr1ght said:

Oh fucking hell :lol :lol :lol

S.Dedalus · Jan 21, 2013

How do you even get to her vagina to keep impregnating her? How does it happen? I must know!

User Name Here · Jan 21, 2013

alr1ght said:

this got me..... lolololololololololololololol

Broder Salsa · Jan 21, 2013

If that was my wife I would travel on her ass.

Baconsaurus Rex · Jan 21, 2013

WoodenLung said:
If that was my wife I would travel on her ass.

Sit on it and ride her?

Hystzen · Jan 21, 2013

Perhaps NSFW no idea

Pretty sure she would be able to do this

Vermillion · Jan 21, 2013

alr1ght said:

Hex · Jan 21, 2013

This just in, Juvenile has had a change of heart...
Please do NOT back that ass up.
I repeat, please do NOT back that ass up.

alr1ght said:

ROFL

Insaniac · Jan 21, 2013

model thin may not be necessary to be beautiful but Jesus Christ that is not healthy

Devolution · Jan 21, 2013

polyh3dron · Jan 21, 2013

it's his duty to please that booty

-COOLIO- · Jan 21, 2013

Dreams-Visions said:
The real question:

How does she wipe her ass? Surely her arms are too short to reach around all those saddlebags.

you truly dream visions.

good question

KillGore · Jan 21, 2013

How does she sit on a toilet? does it require having two chairs on each side of the toilet??

How can her knees withstand such pressure?

Does she sleep alone? I doubt two can fit in her bed.

Who cleans her?

So many questions

aj1467 · Jan 21, 2013

DoomGyver · Jan 21, 2013

Dreams-Visions said:
The real question:

How does she wipe her ass? Surely her arms are too short to reach around all those saddlebags.

A previous coworker has an Aunt like in the OP who is large and keeps a toilet bowl brush in her purse, wraps it in toilet paper and wipes away.

The more you know..

aj1467 · Jan 21, 2013

Full Recovery said:
A previous coworker has an Aunt like in the OP who is large and keeps a toilet bowl brush in her purse, wraps it in toilet paper and wipes away.

The more you know..

No. Dude... just. *shoots self*

Broder Salsa · Jan 21, 2013

Baconsaurus said:
Sit on it and ride her?

Fuck that sitting down bullshit, stand up and control the movement.

tapedeck · Jan 21, 2013

alr1ght said:

Oh man...thread is on a roll.

Full Recovery said:
A previous coworker has an Aunt like in the OP who is large and keeps a toilet bowl brush in her purse, wraps it in toilet paper and wipes away.

The more you know..

Cipherr · Jan 21, 2013

Burger said:

Takuya said:
Ok.

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