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What do you think of the word "F***"?

jph139

Member
It's alright. A bit generic really, sort of a default? I usually go for "goddamn" or "cunt" if I'm in need of profanity.
 

HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Some of the funniest TV watching moments are watching movies or shows that frequently use fuck on a station where that doesn't fly and the censorship that goes on. Some of the replacement "epitaphs" are fucking hilarious. I think it was Me, Myself and Irene where it was replaced with mamma jamma and the Sopranos? Haha "Forget you!"
 

Shadybiz

Member
I tend to use it. If used properly, can be very effective and/or funny. I don't really use it in the sex sense though, like I don't say to my wife "Hey, let's go fuck," because that's kinda crass.

id rather say firetruck

I enjoyed this reference to a very funny joke.

Another funny joke involving that word:

A teacher is in class with her 3rd grade students, and she says "Okay kids, I want some of you to use the word 'beautiful' twice in one sentence, and for it to make sense."

Little Sally raises her hand and says "After a beautiful Saturday, my family and I got to see a beautiful sunset."

Little Edward raises his hand, and says "My mom got a beautiful dress last week, and wore it at my cousin's beautiful wedding."

....And then little Johnny raises his hand, and says "My 16 year old sister told us she was pregnant last night, and my dad said "Beautiful....just fuckin' beautiful."
 
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Powerful word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lElf7D-An8
 
Some of the funniest TV watching moments are watching movies or shows that frequently use fuck on a station where that doesn't fly and the censorship that goes on. Some of the replacement "epitaphs" are fucking hilarious. I think it was Me, Myself and Irene where it was replaced with mamma jamma and the Sopranos? Haha "Forget you!"

"This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the alps!"
"I've had it with these Monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"
 

NandoGip

Member
Cunt is definitely sooooo much more satisfying but i get really wrong looks when i say it. Not acceptable yet i guess.

Fuck though really is great. Fick, feck, fack, fock, none as satisfying. It has the be the exact combo of f u c k
 
Thread title reminds of that weird year when we couldnt curse on gaf. Not sure if it was really a year but it felt a lot fucking longer than a year.
 

Switch Back 9

a lot of my threads involve me fucking up somehow. Perhaps I'm a moron?
Apparently, from what I've been told by foreigners and West Coasters, East Coast Canadians swear a lot and "fuck" is one of the most commonly used. Meeting my sister's boyfriend's parents next month, and we (my immediate family) have all gotten the speech about toning it down. Luckily I've worked with kids most of my life so it's pretty easy to turn off.
 

DOWN

Banned
Overused. It needs to be used sparingly to have meaning and few people get that, so they overuse
 

MilkLizard

Member
Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!
And the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!

Get the fuck up!
Yeah!
Check, one, two

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked up world
We're a fucked up place

Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid

With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked up dads
It's a fucked up cop

With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay
And a fucked up boss

Is a fucked up pain
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires

Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk

With a fucked up mouth
A nine inch nail
I'll get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up aids

From fucked up sex
Fake ass titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up

So what you want to do?
We fucked up me
And fucked up you

You want to fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Ain't life a bitch?
A fucked up bitch
A fucked up soul with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head

Is a fucked up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind

It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck" two more times
That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme

Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song

You want to fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Hooo-aaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You... can't... bring... me... (bring me)... down
I... don't... think... so

I don't want some
You... better... check... your... (check it)... self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish

My... choco... late.. Star... fish.. punk
Kiss... my... star... fish
My... choco... late... Star... fish

You want to fuck me like an animal
You want to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me
 
I use it all the time, yet I hate when people use it specifically in an argument with someone when angry. Then it's just a red flag that someone can't handle their emotions.
 
I use it frequently, but I've got a friend who over uses it to a rediculous degree. He uses "fuck/fucking" the way most people use "umm..." when they're thinking out loud or trying to remember something.
 
My all time favorite fucking word in the fucking English language. Fuck yeah.

Ass is corny, I don't use shit very much, I dislike using bitch, and I hate the C-word, but fuck I fucking love.
 
Maybe I'm desensitized by the word but I don't understand why the word has so much negative connotations to it. I don't use it daily and only do so when I'm pissed off or super happy, however I don't understand why I used to be scolded for using it as a kid.

Do well in school? Check.
Don't have unprotected sex? Got it.
Eat well and try to stay fit? Sure thing.
Get a job and save money? Understood.
Don't swear? ... Why?

I understand being polite, but will never get why it's so looked down upon when you say "fuck".

Best wishes.
 
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