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zsynqx · Jul 27, 2017

Rottentomatoes: 7% (3 Fresh / 42 Rotten) Average Score: 2.3/10

Metacritic: 10/100

Metro 1/5

The Poochie of movies.

http://www.metro.us/entertainment/movies/the-emoji-movie-review-tj-miller-anna-faris

A.V Club

The Emoji Movie is Inside Out crossed with a Sony commercial and dunked in toxic ooze

http://www.avclub.com/review/emoji-movie-inside-out-crossed-sony-commercial-and-258649

The Wrap

Lacks humor, wit, ideas, visual style, compelling performances, a point of view or any other distinguishing characteristic that would make it anything but a complete waste of your time.

http://www.thewrap.com/the-emoji-movie-review/

ScreenCrush 1/10

Crappy. (If you prefer the poop emoji, that works too.)

http://screencrush.com/the-emoji-movie-review/

IndieWIre D

‘The Emoji Movie' Is Almost as Bad and Brutally Depressing as Everything Else in 2017

http://www.indiewire.com/2017/07/th...rt-tj-miller-anna-faris-spotify-1201860781/2/

Vulture

It is one of the darkest, most dismaying films I have ever seen, much less one ostensibly made for children.

http://www.vulture.com/2017/07/the-emoji-movie-will-send-you-into-a-spiral-emoji-of-despair.html

New York Daily News 0/5

The Emoji Movie. shows how low Hollywood will sink for easy �� .

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...oji-movie-big-steaming-pile-article-1.3361271

SocksAndShoes · Jul 27, 2017

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Dalek · Jul 27, 2017

💩

thekonamicode · Jul 27, 2017

I for one am shocked ...

kulapik · Jul 27, 2017

Shocking

Ferrio · Jul 27, 2017

The Emoji Movie Is Almost as Bad and Brutally Depressing as Everything Else in 2017

It hurts because it's so true.

BoogieWoogie · Jul 27, 2017

shingi70 · Jul 27, 2017

🤷*♂️ 😨😫👿🤢💀

SatoAilDarko · Jul 27, 2017

Who could have seen this coming?

Fermbiz · Jul 27, 2017

💩

El Topo · Jul 27, 2017

The Poochie of movies? Jesus Christ.

The Elite · Jul 27, 2017

The Emoji Movie Is Almost as Bad and Brutally Depressing as Everything Else in 2017

This person just hates everything.

sixteen-bit · Jul 27, 2017

Dalek said:
💩

played by Patrick Stewart

Frozenprince · Jul 27, 2017

Oh yes.

I'mma need to hear Korey and Martin and ESPECIALLY Girtz on this garbage fire right here tonight.

Glorious.

I'll be seeing it soon 😥

vypek · Jul 27, 2017

El Topo said:
The Poochie of movies? Jesus Christ.

Lol. Absolutely the best snippet

Biggest-Geek-Ever · Jul 27, 2017

Bumblebeetuna · Jul 27, 2017

Yikes. I just bought some 3D tickets for a showing tonight, gonna take one of my sons.

Kinsei · Jul 27, 2017

Absolutely no one saw this coming.

/s

Kayhan · Jul 27, 2017

May the Lord open.

kurahador · Jul 27, 2017

Ahahahahahah...RIP Sony Pictures.

DecoReturns · Jul 27, 2017

Guess Dunkirk isn't going to have much competition.

Dash_Riprock · Jul 27, 2017

The Poochie of movies.

Holy Shit.

George Oscar Bluth II · Jul 27, 2017

Anth0ny · Jul 27, 2017

poop emoji out of 10

Platy · Jul 27, 2017

I am actually shocked.

I expected bad ... not total dumpster fire

Shanlei91 · Jul 27, 2017

The Poochie of movies.

Love it.

Frozenprince · Jul 27, 2017

Can y'all imagine if this was Sir Patrick Stewart last role?

Wag · Jul 27, 2017

Dalek said:
💩

awesome_pants · Jul 27, 2017

Haloid1177 · Jul 27, 2017

So Sony Pictures is gonna fold after this and Marvel gets Spidey back right?

Cause frankly that's all the interest I have in this movie.

ReAxion · Jul 27, 2017

kids won't care.

yanipheonu · Jul 27, 2017

This bodes poorly for the Alphabet Movie.

KeyBladerXIII · Jul 27, 2017

😂

😐

Ros8105 · Jul 27, 2017

Kthulhu · Jul 27, 2017

Not surprised. This movie had cash grab written all over it since it was announced.

Absoludacrous · Jul 27, 2017

Can't wait for my daughter to drag me to see it

kulapik · Jul 27, 2017

Wasn't Sony Pictures basically betting everything on this movie?

RIP

Glix · Jul 27, 2017

Weren't they banking on this piece of garbage?

Dice// · Jul 27, 2017

The trailer looked "fun enough" to what sounded like a terrible premise.

Shame it couldn't work it across its 90-ish minute runtime and just proved to be a terrible premise afterall.

Meadows · Jul 27, 2017

Man reviewers are so out of touch, they don't know what they're talking about.

MAGA

SpaceWolf · Jul 27, 2017

Patrick Stewart deserved better than this.

QuantumBro · Jul 27, 2017

Well on the bright side, at least this movie is going to allow some people to buy their third beach home!!! Those homes don't buy themselves.

SpaceWolf said:
Patrick Stewart deserved better than this.

It's a real shame Sony Pictures blackmailed Patrick Stewart and forced him to appear in this film.

George Oscar Bluth II · Jul 27, 2017

kulapik said:
Wasn't Sony Pictures basically betting everything on this movie?

RIP

Were they? LOL.

Leafhopper · Jul 27, 2017

I am actually kinda shocked. As in, it's lower than I thought it would be.

inky · Jul 27, 2017

Welp, there goes the Emoji Cinematic Universe.

Mass Effect · Jul 27, 2017

Sony Pictures stay winning I see.

TimeEffect · Jul 27, 2017

It will be a hit with the kids and thats all that matters to Sony

RangerX · Jul 27, 2017

They made an emoji movie? What in the absolute fuck. What was the plot supposed to be?

Trouble · Jul 27, 2017

I'll wait for Armond White's review.

Frozenprince · Jul 27, 2017

It's a kids movie, I'd bet on it still getting a good return. Despite being a fucking abomination.

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