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The Technomancer · May 13, 2010

Prosecutors amended the charge when it was admitted it could have been an octopus in the picture.

:lol :lol

How About No · May 13, 2010

ronito said:
Oh yes! I love it when you ink all over my face!

Let's make some black 'n white, baby!

wizword · May 13, 2010

Takes bestiality to a new low

Vic · May 13, 2010

wizword said:
Takes bestiality to a new low

Blackace · May 13, 2010

So having sex with cars is still ok?

Red Scarlet · May 13, 2010

I don't think that's how tentacle porn works.

How About No · May 13, 2010

wizword said:
Takes bestiality to a new low

10,000 leagues under!

Tarazet · May 13, 2010

Note to self: do not move to Wales.

AkuMifune · May 13, 2010

How About No said:
10,000 leagues under!

Bravo.

Darlin its better
Down where its wetter,
Take it from me.

G-Fex · May 13, 2010

Black ink everywhere.

Sea creatures ..no MONSTERS are horrible things, I can't see how anyone likes them.

I even hate the octopus from super mario bros.

Terrell · May 13, 2010

dejay said:
No sharp knees = I'd hit it.

Why.... why does it look like it has a set of teeth?

Lionel Mandrake · May 13, 2010

JumpJeff84 · May 13, 2010

C'mon mates, take 'er easy. I had the pic for research purposes. I'm writing a book and I needed to flesh out a scene by consulting some reference material. I've never actually brought myself all the way to climax while looking at the picture.

Tarazet · May 13, 2010

I have love/hate relationships with these kinds of threads. If I tried to make the same joke that whoompthereitis just made, people would shudder because they'd think I could be serious.

Gospel · May 13, 2010

Terrell said:
Why.... why does it look like it has a set of teeth?

Vagina dentata, yo

â Narayan · May 13, 2010

SapientWolf said:

Holy Hell. Almost two years ago. Time flies.

Maximus. · May 13, 2010

my eyes went too wide when I read the title.

I NEED SCISSORS · May 13, 2010

The thought of slimy tentacles slipping in and out of every orifice is disgusting.

Pandaman · May 13, 2010

Terrell said:
Why.... why does it look like it has a set of teeth?

they're just lips covering the beak, but that is its mouth after all.

Freeza Under The Shower · May 13, 2010

1) bestiality and its fetish equivalent zoofilia exist (as disgusting as I think it is, there are still some decent documentaries on the subject)

2) a certain Japanese fetish is no different. I mean: you never connected tentacle rape with a (by origin) fisherman society?

the more you (think you) know...

sometimes, ignorance really is bliss

BitchTits · May 13, 2010

sky said:
Scrolling with caution...

Too late

RadioHeadAche · May 13, 2010

Blackace said:
So having sex with cars is still ok?

Honk if you're horny!

Veidt · May 13, 2010

dejay said:
No sharp knees = I'd hit it.

what in the fuck

Binabik15 · May 13, 2010

Prosecutor: Let him who hasn´t fapped to Octopussy cast the first stone!

Crowd: ...

Trickster · May 13, 2010

lawblob said:
If the squid was dead, what's the problem? Isn't it just like fucking a fence at that point? How is it still illegal? In any event, a slimy situation.

Do you think it would be okay if I went into a morgue and had sex with a dead woman? I mean, isnt like fucking a fence at that point?

Nikashi · May 13, 2010

Trickster said:
Do you think it would be okay if I went into a morgue and had sex with a dead woman? I mean, isnt like fucking a fence at that point?

You can't get deep fried dead women at most TGI Fridays either.

OMG Aero · May 13, 2010

icarus-daedelus said:
It was dead, so...

A dead octopus can't say no.

Trickster · May 13, 2010

Nikashi said:
You can't get deep fried dead women at most TGI Fridays either.

So any animal that you can buy as food, is also okay to fuck if they are dead? Really?

Animal Necrophilia Defense Force, that's gotta be a new one on gaf?

squidhands · May 13, 2010

Jintor · May 13, 2010

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife

Host Samurai · May 13, 2010

As sick and gross as it is. Who should give a shit? Let the dude get off to it, its not bothering anyone.

StylusX · May 13, 2010

Host Samurai said:
As sick and gross as it is. Who should give a shit? Let the dude get off to it, its not bothering anyone.

Tell that to the squid.

Shanadeus · May 13, 2010

Host Samurai said:
As sick and gross as it is. Who should give a shit? Let the dude get off to it, its not bothering anyone.

I doubt that particular charge will be what puts him behind bars, more like the indecent images of kids.

Neoriceisgood · May 13, 2010

How does one have sexual intercourse with cephalopods?

I'm trying to work it out but knowing their anatomy doesn't help much.

Thunder Monkey · May 13, 2010

StylusX said:
Tell that to the squid.

The squid was dead before the sexual assault took place.

besada · May 13, 2010

Neoriceisgood said:
How does one have sexual intercourse with cephalopods?

I'm trying to work it out but knowing their anatomy doesn't help much.

I'd go in through the siphon, I think. I guess that would be oral.

Varjet · May 13, 2010

Close enough

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