I always loved chair head shots. I hate that they are banned now, because they were always devastating and getting poked in the ribs with one is just dumb. Now, obviously I understand they are too dangerous to do for real anymore, but the question is why not just 'fake' it? All of wrestling is fake. 'Steel" ladders are made from wood, sledgehammer shots never connect, garbage cans are made of 2mm thick aluminum so they dent if you cough on them.. why not just make prop chairs that look real and have people believe it's as devastating as getting hit with a real steel chair?
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February Wrasslin' |OT| Observe THIS, Brother!
- Thread starter Bronx-Man
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Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Because everyone knows wrestling is fake
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
Since Cena's going on vacation again maybe they'll give Dean another title run. After all he still needs his win back from Wyatt
avengers23
Banned
Well, we'll always have Zandig taking out that fraud Cena.
Rockandrollclown
lookwhatyou'vedone
The belt is going home to AJ. Even Vince can't hate on AJ. He's the one guy everyone agrees on. Shit, look at Smackdown's roster. AJ carried that shit. My only fear is he goes to Raw.
The Strokes
Banned
Wait, TBAMania? Are we not getting the GWF this weekend? 
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
"AJ you were the man on smackdown but RAW is the big leagues and this is MY YARD Oooouuuahhh"
Wait, TBAMania? Are we not getting the GWF this weekend?
I haven't had that much time to work on CAWs since Tuesday. And I don't want to run an official show with an incomplete roster
Rockandrollclown
lookwhatyou'vedone
Yes, that is exactly how it will go down. On the upside, AJ gets good matches out of everyone. His Reigns matches were good. Hell, I almost want to see AJ vs Shane just to see if AJ can carry Shane to a good match.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
slightconfuse
Banned
Because Cena always gets his heat back, brother.
That Austin/Bret feud was so good
Bluekaveli
Member
Extreme Expose pt. 2 brotherSo Kelly Kelly might be coming back to the E?
slightconfuse
Banned
I ain't no boy Toy
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
"AJ we're putting you in another program with Roman. You know that Pele kick and 450 splash you do? Get rid of that and just focus on more headlocks"
The sad thing is that, it's inevitable.
They're marks for thinking that Rock was going to cancel all of his movie deals to come back and wrestle as an independent contractor for chump change compared to what he was offered elsewhere.
Rockandrollclown
lookwhatyou'vedone
yeah, i expect they will start shuffling the best parts of Smackdown to Raw and the worst parts of Raw to Smackdown and they'll still be shocked when Smackdown is better.
slightconfuse
Banned
Is Canadian Stampede the only time someone went over in their home town?
I mean you're right but he could have left out the "I'm never leaving" part in his promo
BFIB
Member
Wasn't she the locker room bicycle?So Kelly Kelly might be coming back to the E?
wild wild rice
Member
Naito WOTY 2K17
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
That seems fair.
SallyIsNow
Banned
I really wouldn't say that at all. WWE is markedly better than it was last year, and SD is some of the best TV in a long while. Programming on the Network has greatly improved. New Japan is killing it even more and put out a 6 star match this year. CMLL is becoming good again. NOAH is becoming good again. Broken Hardy is a thing. British wrestling is in another renaissance with a ton of young talent.
Wrestling is really good right now.
No it's not, you have no idea what you're talking about
Off topic: Goddamn, first Sony puts out a PS4 discount and now Microsoft is basically doing the same with the Xbox One. Nintendo is fucked.
Also, if I didn't just drop $2k on a new TV plus TV stand, I'd probably get an Xbox One S. One of the bundles on sale is $250 bucks, plus Gamestop will give you $150 back right now if you trade in an old Xbox One for an S.
Also, if I didn't just drop $2k on a new TV plus TV stand, I'd probably get an Xbox One S. One of the bundles on sale is $250 bucks, plus Gamestop will give you $150 back right now if you trade in an old Xbox One for an S.
Bluekaveli
Member
Of course not
Tom Nook
Member
So Kelly Kelly might be coming back to the E?
To play the cancelled Emmalina character.
SallyIsNow
Banned
WWE is bad. But wrestling as a whole is good.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Isn't that what people are doing with Cena now
Like I said, that feud gets funnier every day
You'll be back, Bask. Everyone will.
Even during that Rock/Cena feud, Cena was a hypocrite because he at that point in time was already trying to bust into Hollywood. That whole feud basically made Cena look jealous of Rock.
Rockandrollclown
lookwhatyou'vedone
Wrestling is good right now. WWE is so frustrating because with the talent they have it should be a lot better. They just seem to get in their own way in terms of putting out a good product.
avengers23
Banned
basky boy, start grading the B-pluses.
sf2fanatic
Member
It's time for
Bobby Rooooooooode to enter the title scene
Bluekaveli
Member
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Damn