carve it out with a spoon




then eat it

Did everything come out okay????

Is Timedog still around?

After I had ankle surgery I was on percocet, taking them every 2 hours and I forgot to take stool softener and I paid dearly.

I had to poop, but nothing would come out and it hurt. It turtle headed and then wouldn't go any further. I sat on the toilet for over an hour. I finally had to pull my pants up with the turtle head goin on and wait. I chugged three glasses of water, sat back down on the toilet and about blew my eyeballs out but it came out and yeah, your butthole is going to rip like soft toilet paper. LUBE IT UP, DUDE!