Informed that his request had been sanctioned, he was genuinely puzzled by the response. Rather than being promptly escorted to a nearby prison, he received a communication from Microsoft the very next day mandating that he test an early prototype of Kinect 2.0.
LOLOLZORZ!! Rampant and institutional sexual assault is the funniest thing ever! I bet there is a penis being forced up his anus against his consent right now! That's sooooo funny.