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RustyNails
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(04-21-2017, 02:58 PM)
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Married man sends hijack hoax email to avoid trip with girlfriend

Police in the southern Indian city of Hyderabad arrested 32-year-old Motaparthi Vamshi Krishna on Thursday for allegedly sending a hoax email about an aircraft hijack plot.

According to a statement by Hyderabad police, in the email, which was sent to Mumbai police on Saturday, Krishna claimed to be a woman who had overheard six men plotting to hijack planes in the cities of Hyderabad, Chennai and Mumbai the next day.

Mumbai police then alerted the security agencies, resulting in beefed up security at the concerned airports.

Investigators traced the IP address to an internet cafe called E Netzone in Hyderabad and were able to narrow down the email to eight people.

After examining CCTV footage from the area, police zeroed in on Krishna.

Police said Krishna confessed during questioning. He told them he had an online girlfriend in Chennai who wanted to take their relationship to the next level and had proposed a trip to Mumbai and Goa.

The problem was, he didn't have enough money, and despite mentioning this to her, she really wanted to go.

So, Krishna, a travel agent, came up with a plan. He created a fake ticket from Chennai to Mumbai for his girlfriend.

After sending her the ticket, he created a fake email address and sent the hoax email to the police.

Here's the email

"hi sir am female here am doing this mail frim Hyderabad as i don't want to revel my details couse am a female and scared of issues, and mailing u this couse in the after noon around 2pm while having lunch there were 6 guys talking those guys are musclims, they were talking abt plane hijack tommarrow in Hyderabad chennai and Mumbai airport they were talking very slowly but unfortunately i heard few conversations abt this, they were saying all us 23 people have to split from here and have to board flights in 3 cities and hijack them at a time. They spoke some other things also but i couls not hear them as i heard only these few sentences from them, i dont know do am i doing correct or not and they are true or not but heard this so kindly go through this and as i informed this as a duty and a citizen of india and pls dont make me to get into issues."

Speaking at a press conference, B. Limba Reddy, Deputy Commissioner of Police at the Commissioner's Task Force in Hyderabad, who led the investigation, said, "He didn't have the money, but if he canceled because of that, it would have hurt his pride, and his friendship with the girl would've come to an end. So, his thinking was that if the flight was to be canceled and it was because of the airport, he wouldn't be at fault."

Krishna has been arrested on four charges, including impersonation and providing false information.

The charges could result in five years in prison and a fine of $150.

mcfrank
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(04-21-2017, 03:00 PM)
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Seems like how the Its Always Sunny gang would have handled that situation.
Sgt. Kabukiman
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(04-21-2017, 03:02 PM)
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Well, we've all been there.
ElectricBlanketFire
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(04-21-2017, 03:02 PM)
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"musclims"
ItIsOkBro
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(04-21-2017, 03:03 PM)
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they'll never suspect me if I say I'm female!
hydrophilic attack
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(04-21-2017, 03:04 PM)
tfw you realize that this man has a wife AND an online girlfriend, yet you remain eternally single
Hollycat
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(04-21-2017, 03:04 PM)
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Hi I am female, do not the worry, is truth.

Like whaaat
Maklershed
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(04-21-2017, 03:04 PM)
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Sounds like a real life George Costanza.
Coreda
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(04-21-2017, 03:05 PM)
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Originally Posted by ElectricBlanketFire

"musclims"

I can already imagine a fit hastag coming from this.
Aske
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(04-21-2017, 03:05 PM)
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Five years in jail...and a $150 fine.

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MonorailCat
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(04-21-2017, 03:06 PM)

Originally Posted by hydrophilic attack

tfw you realize that this man has a wife AND an online girlfriend, yet you remain eternally single

just get on his level in onlinedating.

"hi lady am male here am doing this emal to having lunch with u (am no musclim)"

From here on it should be should be really easy.
Baleoce
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(04-21-2017, 03:06 PM)
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Originally Posted by mcfrank

Seems like how the Its Always Sunny gang would have handled that situation.

This is pretty spot on lol. It's definitely a George Costanza thing as well.
IISANDERII
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(04-21-2017, 03:10 PM)
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That was a very well written email.
red731
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(04-21-2017, 03:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by ElectricBlanketFire

"musclims"

am feml! pls no isue!
jayu26
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(04-21-2017, 03:11 PM)
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Well we found the Indian CBOAT.
KingV
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(04-21-2017, 03:14 PM)
Pretty sure Musclim is just a Muslim that hits the gym a lot.
caliph95
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(04-21-2017, 03:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by hydrophilic attack

tfw you realize that this man has a wife AND an online girlfriend, yet you remain eternally single

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a7365926.html
DrForester
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(04-21-2017, 03:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by ElectricBlanketFire

"musclims"

They follow the five pilars of the Musclim faith.

Cardio
Abs
Legs
Arms
Chest

They face Mecca and lift three times a day.
caliph95
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(04-21-2017, 03:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by KingV

Pretty sure Musclim is just a Muslim that hits the gym a lot.

bet they play this while lifting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
Monocle
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(04-21-2017, 03:18 PM)
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greetings sirs i am honest and trustwrtohy female lady who has falen on hard times, if you culd simply wire me 99,000 us dolars or susbcribe to the $4,999 'aid damsel' tier of my patreon i will be able to reuntie with my 38 children that live in 38 difrent countreis by means of epic length backpacking trip, thank bless you pls trsust me, much like your Vim Deesil i care only for family
Takuan
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(04-21-2017, 03:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by KingV

Pretty sure Musclim is just a Muslim that hits the gym a lot.

lmao

Originally Posted by JadedWriter

Wouldn't have just been easier to just ghost the chick?

Probably had his mind set on cheatin', talked a big game and would've felt emasculated if he couldn't back it up.
Last edited by Takuan; 04-21-2017 at 03:24 PM.
JadedWriter
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(04-21-2017, 03:19 PM)
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Wouldn't have just been easier to just ghost the chick?
Stinkles
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(04-21-2017, 03:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by mcfrank

Seems like how the Its Always Sunny gang would have handled that situation.

Shut up bitch. You've ruined it with your goddamned bird noises. And that's not how you spell "fmle"
Lijik
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(04-21-2017, 03:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by JadedWriter

Wouldn't have just been easier to just ghost the chick?

when you get your masters at Sitcom University youre duty bound to convoluted high concept schemes for life.
Master Thespian
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(04-21-2017, 03:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by Maklershed

Sounds like a real life George Costanza.

Agreed. I thought "Ya'know, if not for the internet/married part this sounds like a lost George episode of Seinfeld."
Regiruler
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(04-21-2017, 03:30 PM)

Originally Posted by caliph95

bet they play this while lifting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

Since we're on that tangent

Tagyhag
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(04-21-2017, 03:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by JadedWriter

Wouldn't have just been easier to just ghost the chick?

Well the point was that he still wanted the relationship.
hydrophilic attack
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(04-21-2017, 03:30 PM)

Originally Posted by DrForester

They follow the five pilars of the Musclim faith.

Cardio
Abs
Legs
Arms
Chest

They face Mecca and lift three times a day.

abs and arms over back and shoulders?

you follow false prophets
caliph95
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(04-21-2017, 03:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by DrForester

They follow the five pilars of the Musclim faith.

Cardio
Abs
Legs
Arms
Chest

They face Mecca and lift three times a day.

"Aerobic Ackbar"
Salmonax
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(04-21-2017, 03:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by mcfrank

Seems like how the Its Always Sunny gang would have handled that situation.

He Thundergunned that flight.
Random Painted HIghway
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(04-21-2017, 03:43 PM)
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Pretty good detective work from the police. Good job there.
Poppy
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(04-21-2017, 03:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by hydrophilic attack

abs and arms over back and shoulders?

you follow false prophets

truly the sunni and shi'a split of the musclim faith
IndoAssassin
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(04-21-2017, 03:43 PM)

Originally Posted by caliph95

bet they play this while lifting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

you do know that picture is of a Sikh and not a Muslim right?
capitalCORN
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(04-21-2017, 03:49 PM)
Last week was the Australian dine and dash straight unda' da sea! , now we have the can't pay for sugarbabe so I'll initiate a national security event. Wonder what's in store next week.
Regiruler
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(04-21-2017, 03:50 PM)

Originally Posted by IndoAssassin

you do know that picture is of a Sikh and not a Muslim right?

I don't think the pillar men are religious.
opricnik
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(04-21-2017, 04:06 PM)
Bane?
vio
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(04-21-2017, 04:08 PM)
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Again these eevil musclims.


edit:

"The charges could result in five years in prison and a fine of $150."

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Last edited by vio; 04-21-2017 at 04:11 PM.
CarpeDeezNutz
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(04-21-2017, 04:12 PM)
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He card read good!
Waddle Dee
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(04-26-2017, 11:31 PM)
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Here's my haiku.

hi sir am female

female and scared of issues

get into issues

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