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mattwhite924
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(04-20-2017, 11:10 PM)
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In all seriousness, just keep the cut clean and covered and you should be fine. If it gets really hot and gets really red then go see a doctor about it.
commedieu
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(04-20-2017, 11:12 PM)
Holy shit.
brawly
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(04-20-2017, 11:12 PM)
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Two weeks? It can barely chew at that age.
Syriel
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(04-20-2017, 11:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Trojita

Now you too will turn into a Were-Corgi.

BobNewbert31
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(04-20-2017, 11:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Zoe

OP doesn't write like a native English speaker, so I assumed South East Asia.

Oh yea, I didn't mean to imply he was from Seattle. I think he clarified he was from South East Asia. I was just responding to the one guy about the Seattle abbreviation.
Einchy
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(04-20-2017, 11:13 PM)
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Originally Posted by mattwhite924

In all seriousness, just keep the cut clean and covered and you should be fine. If it gets really hot and gets really red then go see a doctor about it.

In all seriousness, it's a puppy bite, you ain't gotta do anything to it.
BobNewbert31
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(04-20-2017, 11:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by televator

The OP will undergo a gruesome transformation into a puppy?

mattwhite924
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(04-20-2017, 11:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by Einchy

In all seriousness, it's a puppy bite, you ain't gotta do anything to it.

I know, I know, but if he wants to feel like he's doing something.

I've been bitten by tons of puppies, they love to chew. Never had a problem.
xxracerxx
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(04-20-2017, 11:15 PM)
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Good bye puppy.

Syrus
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(04-20-2017, 11:16 PM)
Well played OP
Dreadnought
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(04-20-2017, 11:16 PM)
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Sorry OP we'll have to take the arm
cakely
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(04-20-2017, 11:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by DeathoftheEndless

My next-door neighbor just got a nine-week old bulldog puppy. She's seriously cute.
norm9
(04-20-2017, 11:18 PM)

Originally Posted by Moppeh


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RulkezX
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(04-20-2017, 11:18 PM)
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I think the dog bit you for revenge for your last dog thread
psynergylover
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(04-20-2017, 11:18 PM)
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Bitten by a two week old puppy? LOL!!!

Pour some alcohol on it(or for you case a guess hydrogen peroxide) and go to bed.
PeakPointMatrix
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(04-20-2017, 11:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by televator

The OP will undergo a gruesome transformation into a puppy?

aBarreras
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(04-20-2017, 11:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by LordKasual

nope

German Shepards.

I fucking hate those cunts with a passion. I have literally never met one that hasn't wanted to eat me, and i have met more than i've ever wanted to

get out with this stuff, german shepards are pure love,

but well yeah, they are very defensive of their owners and homes, so they can be really agressive towards strangers, but once they get to know you they are just fur balls of love
killatopak
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(04-20-2017, 11:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by Randam

Which country is SEA?

South East Asia. Philippines to be specific.

Originally Posted by UnemployedVillain

You honestly think your friends have a rabies infested puppy?

Well, he also got it from another friend. He's just crashing on my house so he has the dog with him.

Here's the dog in question. Don't be harsh.

aBarreras
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(04-20-2017, 11:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by killatopak

South East Asia. Philippines to be specific.


Well, he also got it from another friend. He's just crashing on my house so he has the dog with him.

Here's the dog in question. Don't be harsh.

the true face of a killer
skullmuffins
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(04-20-2017, 11:21 PM)
fixed img:


he's adorable (also more than 2 weeks old, but still)
Zoe
(04-20-2017, 11:21 PM)
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Originally Posted by killatopak

That's not a two week old puppy.
Jasoneyu
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(04-20-2017, 11:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by killatopak

South East Asia. Philippines to be specific.


Well, he also got it from another friend. He's just crashing on my house so he has the dog with him.

Here's the dog in question. Don't be harsh.

Philippines eh.. yeah i would go to the doctor to at least get a tentous shot/check for infection. Probably doesn't have rabies though. Cute puppy however!
CopperPuppy
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(04-20-2017, 11:22 PM)
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This thread is GAF as fuck.

"GAF, I stubbed my toe and now it's red and swollen. Is this a tumor?"
Chocolate & Vanilla
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(04-20-2017, 11:23 PM)
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Puppy teeth fall out. It's probably already buried deep in your skin. Eventually it will go septic and you'll have to amputate. My condolences OP.
msdstc
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(04-20-2017, 11:23 PM)
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Not to be a dick, but if any of my friends after reacted like this to a puppy bite, I'd likely remove them from my life.
iRAWRasaurus
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(04-20-2017, 11:23 PM)

Originally Posted by killatopak

South East Asia. Philippines to be specific.


Well, he also got it from another friend. He's just crashing on my house so he has the dog with him.

Here's the dog in question. Don't be harsh.

I wanna pet it.
Einchy
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(04-20-2017, 11:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by killatopak

South East Asia. Philippines to be specific.


Well, he also got it from another friend. He's just crashing on my house so he has the dog with him.

Here's the dog in question. Don't be harsh.

Yo, look at that killer.
Pestilence11
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(04-20-2017, 11:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by CopperPuppy

This thread is GAF as fuck.

"GAF, I stubbed my toe and now it's red and swollen. Is this a tumor?"

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Jaeger
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(04-20-2017, 11:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by Zoe

That's not a two week old puppy.

Definitely not. Still no older than 3-4 months. Maybe older. Still very young and not a probable carrier of an infection that strong. Rabies is not a secret thing. It shows itself visibly on the infected animal. Foaming at the mouth. Molting fur and a thin, skeletal appearance.
Beautiful Ninja
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(04-20-2017, 11:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by CopperPuppy

This thread is GAF as fuck.

"GAF, I stubbed my toe and now it's red and swollen. Is this a tumor?"

No, if this was a GAF as fuck thread, it would be like this.

""GAF, I stubbed my toe and now it's red and swollen. I really wish Sega and Atlus would port Persona 5 to PC."
msdstc
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(04-20-2017, 11:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by skullmuffins

fixed img:


he's adorable (also more than 2 weeks old, but still)

Holy fuck kill it quick! It looks diseased and ferocious.
Zen_Arcade
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(04-20-2017, 11:25 PM)
There's nothing you can do OP. Just welcome the sweet embrace of death.

Originally Posted by skullmuffins

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he's adorable (also more than 2 weeks old, but still)

That dog could bite me a thousand times and I'd still pet it.
xxracerxx
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(04-20-2017, 11:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by killatopak


strafer
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(04-20-2017, 11:25 PM)
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That's Cujo right there.
killatopak
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(04-20-2017, 11:25 PM)
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Sigh. I don't want to get laughed and humiliated but here's the wound. Sigh. Gaf sometimes makes me believe I'm ignorant to the world. Well at least I'm not that paranoid anymore. I will still go see the vet though since it's just a few steps away.

Angry Grimace
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(04-20-2017, 11:26 PM)
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I can't help but wonder if this is a tag fishing thread.
iRAWRasaurus
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(04-20-2017, 11:26 PM)

Originally Posted by killatopak

Sigh. I don't want to get laughed and humiliated but here's the wound. Sigh. Gaf sometimes makes me believe I'm ignorant to the world. Well at least I'm not that paranoid anymore. I will still go see the vet though since it's just a few steps away.

Go to sleep 😴
LionPride
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(04-20-2017, 11:27 PM)

Originally Posted by killatopak

Sigh. I don't want to get laughed and humiliated but here's the wound. Sigh. Gaf sometimes makes me believe I'm ignorant to the world. Well at least I'm not that paranoid anymore. I will still go see the vet though since it's just a few steps away.

......

Do fucking better mate
jack_package_200
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(04-20-2017, 11:27 PM)

Originally Posted by xxracerxx

Tell me about the rabbits, George.
FallingEdge
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(04-20-2017, 11:28 PM)
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how you gonna waste all that space for that wound

op is a confirmed mark
Einchy
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(04-20-2017, 11:28 PM)
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I love this thread.
Trouble
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(04-20-2017, 11:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by killatopak

Sigh. I don't want to get laughed and humiliated but here's the wound. Sigh. Gaf sometimes makes me believe I'm ignorant to the world. Well at least I'm not that paranoid anymore. I will still go see the vet though since it's just a few steps away.

LowSignal
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(04-20-2017, 11:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by killatopak

Sigh. I don't want to get laughed and humiliated but here's the wound. Sigh. Gaf sometimes makes me believe I'm ignorant to the world. Well at least I'm not that paranoid anymore. I will still go see the vet though since it's just a few steps away.

So this is a joke?
heckmanimation
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(04-20-2017, 11:29 PM)
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you're not on shabu are you OP?
msdstc
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(04-20-2017, 11:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by killatopak

Sigh. I don't want to get laughed and humiliated but here's the wound. Sigh. Gaf sometimes makes me believe I'm ignorant to the world. Well at least I'm not that paranoid anymore. I will still go see the vet though since it's just a few steps away.

Lmfao, I'm sorry I'm not buying this anymore.
norm9
(04-20-2017, 11:29 PM)

Originally Posted by killatopak

Sigh. I don't want to get laughed and humiliated but here's the wound. Sigh. Gaf sometimes makes me believe I'm ignorant to the world. Well at least I'm not that paranoid anymore. I will still go see the vet though since it's just a few steps away.

Lol op
Intheflorsh
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(04-20-2017, 11:30 PM)

Originally Posted by killatopak

Sigh. I don't want to get laughed and humiliated but here's the wound. Sigh. Gaf sometimes makes me believe I'm ignorant to the world. Well at least I'm not that paranoid anymore. I will still go see the vet though since it's just a few steps away.

:\
teruterubozu
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(04-20-2017, 11:30 PM)
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How do some of you survive out there?
Jasoneyu
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(04-20-2017, 11:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by LowSignal

So this is a joke?

dude that looks like a paper cut 0_o.

I would go to the doc if you are worried about an infection (espically since your in the phils) but come on!
LookAtMeGo
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(04-20-2017, 11:31 PM)
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Not sure if hilarious or adorable.

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