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One will protect you, the other nine are coming to kill you...
- Thread starter SpaceWolf
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Suck it Flash
just the words "before he can react" are complete bullshit as it comes to the Flash
Current versions of all previous Robins....Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown and Damien Wayne have all teamed up to protect you. For the sake of stylistic continuity, they're all wearing their old Robin outfits. Alfred is making them all sandwiches, and Damien is acting like an even whinier version of Scrappy Doo, as per usual.
CrunchyFrog
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Wait so Alfred isn't making me a sandwich?
Probably the Flash.
Supes could be good, but with that whole "Batman is there and Kryptonite exists" thing it'd be impossible to last long.
Bats could be good, but the entire league trying to take me down would be overwhelming.
GL could take me into space/to another planet, but Supes still has the speed/power advantage, and Supes can also go in space. Not to mention WW, Iron man, etc can also do space.
Wolverine and Spidey are too grounded and their abilities don't exactly compensate for that.
If the goal is just survival? The Flash is Optimal for this. He can move faster than anyone else, hop dimensions, and time travel. All things that the rest can't exactly do IIRC. You'd be safest with him.
Supes could be good, but with that whole "Batman is there and Kryptonite exists" thing it'd be impossible to last long.
Bats could be good, but the entire league trying to take me down would be overwhelming.
GL could take me into space/to another planet, but Supes still has the speed/power advantage, and Supes can also go in space. Not to mention WW, Iron man, etc can also do space.
Wolverine and Spidey are too grounded and their abilities don't exactly compensate for that.
If the goal is just survival? The Flash is Optimal for this. He can move faster than anyone else, hop dimensions, and time travel. All things that the rest can't exactly do IIRC. You'd be safest with him.
Steph will only help you for three issues before playing dead to teach you a lesson though.
CrunchyFrog
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But really I make no comic-related decisions without first consulting with the good dr. Slayven
jufonuk
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This
BladeoftheImmortal
Member
Depends on which GL. If it's Kyle and he's Ion. He's probably best. Otherwise it's Flash (any incarnation besides Jay Garrick will finish it easily. Wally being the most OP.
Yoshimitsu126
Member
My childhood intuition says Spiderman.
My current says just don't pick kyrptonite weakness Superman.
Guess I'm going with Spidey.
My current says just don't pick kyrptonite weakness Superman.
Guess I'm going with Spidey.
the_firewithin
Member
Batman to protect
IISANDERII
Member
It just depends on what the writer's mood is that day
Choose wisely.
Secret Character
Member
Pretty much this. That single word bubble is such an ass-pull. I don't buy a single contingency that Batman has for the Flash, save for incapacitating him during a friendly conversation.
Ignatz Mouse
Banned
Green Lantern. Boom, I'm in space, that protects me from everyone but Superman.
Space is big, GL would know how to hide in space better than anyone.
Space is big, GL would know how to hide in space better than anyone.
QuantumZebra
Member
Wonder Woman because she never seems to lose and I doubt Batman has a plan for her.
Or Batman because he has a plan for everyone (except for WW).
It makes me physically ill to reference BvS ... but prep-time didn't do shit for him when Doomsday was about to have roasted bat. WW saved his ass.
Or Batman because he has a plan for everyone (except for WW).
It makes me physically ill to reference BvS ... but prep-time didn't do shit for him when Doomsday was about to have roasted bat. WW saved his ass.
I like Spidey, but he would get bodied by Supes, Flash, Wonder Woman, and probably Green Lantern.
None of Batman's plans can work in an attosecond.
Considering how often I see comic nerds having arguments over power levels, I'm surprised this dumb 'Batman with prep time' shit is so popular. Just admit that you think Batman's the coolest and you hope he'll be your friend if you pick him. You don't need to justify your crush.
BronsonLee
Member
If WW goes bad, we're all fucked because Batman has nothing for her accept Supes and Supes is a loser
Nester99
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Wandering Robot
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Batman wouldn't fail me
Especially not with prep time + Alfred
If not him, I guess Wonder Woman.
Especially not with prep time + Alfred
If not him, I guess Wonder Woman.
Traditionally, Alfred never grills his sandwiches, serving them instead in the traditional afternoon style. As the thinness of the bread is a point of pride in his kitchen, a dense-textured white Pullman loaf is cut with a wide-bladed knife, which guides the cut; daylight passing through the resulting fine pores. The peel of a single cucumber is then either removed or scored lengthwise with a fork before the cucumber is sliced. The slices of bread are carefully buttered all the way to the edges in the thinnest coating, which is only to prevent the bread from becoming damp with cucumber juice, and the slices of cucumber, which have been dashed with salt and lemon juice, are placed in the sandwich just before serving in order to prevent the sandwich from becoming damp enough to moisten the eater's fingers. The crusts of the bread are cut away cleanly, creating the sandwiches themselves, before presented by the dedicated butler to his ravenous guests.
Barry.
Sgt. Kabukiman
Banned
Almost every villain?
Yep, he's pretty good at saving the Joker over and over again, lol.
QuantumZebra
Member
Yea, especially new DCEU Supes. He'd be off sulking in a corner while Nega-Wonder-Woman goes on an abject rampage on everyone.
Supes it is
Think about how Batman neutralised Superman in Hush. He didn't fight him to a standstill. He offered Clark a choice. Powers are great and all but they're not an automatic win button against someone who knows literally everything about you.
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