VendettaRed07
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No baseball and he doesn't even have a fucking Dog.
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Pres. Trump declines Nationals' invite to throw first pitch
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I read the quote in your post just assuming it was a parody. I can't believe it's real, my god.
Triggerhappytel
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Bet he throws like a twat.
MonkeyKing
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Yep.
And there's no way Trump would have been able to dodge a shoe like ole Dubya, thats for sure.
Dubya was a dick... But he handled that situation like a goddamn boss.
Wag
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That's what she said.
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America needs to stop letting those boring fat guys play baseball. Get in on this comicbook shit. This would make me watch baseball.
Of course, George W Bush is the GOAT president when it comes to pitches
Bush was charismatic in his own buffoonish way.
Frozenprince
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Had some break on it too. Not a half bad pitch.Of course, George W Bush is the GOAT president when it comes to pitches
Slayer-33
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FallingEdge
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Meus Renaissance
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I think a bigger concern to him would be being surrounded by a large crowd that may not be Trump voters. He doesn't want to be jeered.
ratcliffja
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King of strong pitching?
talisayNon
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real reason is hes afraid to look awkward throwing the ball
Frozenprince
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Fucked up thing is he would probably have been a pretty great commissioner.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
You'd stop watching anyway when you realize none of that spinning flippy shit doesn't result in any additional speed or break or consistency and the pitchers either walk everyone or get hammered because they end up focusing on just trying to get the ball over the plate.
If we are doing throw gifs, let's do this shit proper. Thread was missing this one.
That looks fucking terrible, there's a very clear beat between her spinning around, and actually throwing the ball.
At least in the previous gifs they tried to make it seem like a single continous action.
Legit pitching distraction technique.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
New exercise aside from the thread poll...where on this chart would Trump's pitch end up at if he were to throw out the first pitch?
Clinton had the best pitch - right on the edge. Bush threw a meatball down the plate, that would have been crushed.
Clinton had the best pitch - right on the edge. Bush threw a meatball down the plate, that would have been crushed.
Frozenprince
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Fat guys pitching is what makes baseball great.
I don't wanna live on a planet where Bartolo Colon isn't pitching with jiggle and awkwardly trying to find seating arrangements for his other family.
Frozenprince
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Fifteen feet before the plate.New exercise aside from the thread poll...where on this chart would Trump's pitch end up at if he were to throw out the first pitch?
I honestly don't believe he could throw it the 45 or so feet from where they have the ceremonial pitch thrown.
Correct.
Mineshaft_Gap
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I can do that I just don't wanna
inside lobOf course, George W Bush is the GOAT president when it comes to pitches
How is it possible to throw underhand but show an overhand throw. Too much arc.
New exercise aside from the thread poll...where on this chart would Trump's pitch end up at if he were to throw out the first pitch?
Clinton had the best pitch - right on the edge. Bush threw a meatball down the plate, that would have been crushed.
Unlessed it bounced, Avril Lavigne was dusting the plate.
LookAtMeGo
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Lol Michael Jordan. Didnt he play AA? Was he drunk or something?New exercise aside from the thread poll...where on this chart would Trump's pitch end up at if he were to throw out the first pitch?
Clinton had the best pitch - right on the edge. Bush threw a meatball down the plate, that would have been crushed.
I guess Nolan Ryan is the most embarassing one.
If we are doing throw gifs, let's do this shit proper. Thread was missing this one.
It has the potential to be awesome, but the lost momentum drives me mad ><
He's just afraid of velociraptor attacks. Who can blame him? Those guys are mean.
Beren the Empty-Handed
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I voted for the last option as that's where the Thor 2 option would have been.
New exercise aside from the thread poll...where on this chart would Trump's pitch end up at if he were to throw out the first pitch?
Clinton had the best pitch - right on the edge. Bush threw a meatball down the plate, that would have been crushed.
Clinton is such a boss.
nuttyevans
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Just throw the goddamn ball Donny
Trick questionNew exercise aside from the thread poll...where on this chart would Trump's pitch end up at if he were to throw out the first pitch?
Clinton had the best pitch - right on the edge. Bush threw a meatball down the plate, that would have been crushed.
He`d drop it cuz he`s never held such gigantic ball
Of course, George W Bush is the GOAT president when it comes to pitches
How far we've fallen that I now miss this motherfucker so much.
theignoramus
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That was inside the strike zone too.Of course, George W Bush is the GOAT president when it comes to pitches
I could have sworn I was reading a parody until I got to the link.
Jesus F. Christ.
Forerunner
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Come on Obama!
CaviarMeths
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New exercise aside from the thread poll...where on this chart would Trump's pitch end up at if he were to throw out the first pitch?
Clinton had the best pitch - right on the edge. Bush threw a meatball down the plate, that would have been crushed.
Damn, Verne Troyer's arms are like 12 inches long and he's still schooling half the people in this pic.
this thread became a good thread.
some of those flippy gifs are straight out of anime, in fact, what was that Baseball anime, not new, this would be old because I saw it as a kid (like in the late 80s), where they had all sorts of special moves?
One guy hit the ball with the bottom of the bat for example.
some of those flippy gifs are straight out of anime, in fact, what was that Baseball anime, not new, this would be old because I saw it as a kid (like in the late 80s), where they had all sorts of special moves?
One guy hit the ball with the bottom of the bat for example.
Skinny Pete
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Would of been glorious to see him fail at the pitch then get mocked followed by a chorus of boos. Sad!
Boos probably would have started the minute he would have stepped on the field.
PhoncipleBone
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Wtf at Nolan Ryan?New exercise aside from the thread poll...where on this chart would Trump's pitch end up at if he were to throw out the first pitch?
Clinton had the best pitch - right on the edge. Bush threw a meatball down the plate, that would have been crushed.
Bruce Springsteen
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Come on Obama!
Bush the GOAT
I doubt anyone in this thread could got throw a nicer pitch than that
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