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Archer
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(04-17-2015, 09:08 PM)
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http://www.theverge.com/2015/4/17/84...ancing-90s-wow

Before Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Before Snatch. Before the Transporter series. Before the Crank series. Before Furious 7... Jason Statham was a scantily-clad go-go dancer. Here, in the video for EDM sensation (because they were obviously a sensation) The Shamen's "Comin' On," Deckard Shaw himself sways to the rhythm of the cosmos. The '90s were great. Have a good day, everybody.

The video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu3JqLMImY



I guess you gotta pay the bills somehow.
inki
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(04-17-2015, 09:11 PM)
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He's so... oily
RS4-
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(04-17-2015, 09:12 PM)
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...lol Jesus.
spookyfish
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(04-17-2015, 09:12 PM)
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Gif PO-tential, right there.
mclem
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(04-17-2015, 09:12 PM)
Jason Statham with The Shamen in leopardprint pants?

E's are indeed good.
kurahador
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(04-17-2015, 09:13 PM)
lmao
Bobby Roberts
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(04-17-2015, 09:14 PM)
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This shit is MAGNIFICENT.
Akiyama_AE
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(04-17-2015, 09:15 PM)
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LMFAO Everyone has a darkpast
forrest
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(04-17-2015, 09:15 PM)
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Gotta start somewhere
Retrocide
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(04-17-2015, 09:15 PM)
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Further proof that nothings stays hidden forever.
Zvonimir Boban
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(04-17-2015, 09:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by inki

He's so... oily

gdt
blow in her face and
she'll follow you anywhere
(04-17-2015, 09:16 PM)
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Oh man that buildup then that sheen.

This is fantastic.
Effnine
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(04-17-2015, 09:16 PM)
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We are blessed ...
DirtyManos
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(04-17-2015, 09:17 PM)
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I didn't think it was going to be anything special....



but there's Statham and it was absolutely amazing
Sheroking
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(04-17-2015, 09:17 PM)
Oh god.

1:48 needs to be a gif.
statham
be hot
be naughty
be Xbox
(04-17-2015, 09:17 PM)
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Hey now!
Rafa=FedKilla
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(04-17-2015, 09:17 PM)
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Damn. That's some good music.
ItIsOkBro
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(04-17-2015, 09:17 PM)
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i think the moves at 0:43 is just the best
xxracerxx
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(04-17-2015, 09:18 PM)
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Best thing I have seen today.
TheAbsolution
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(04-17-2015, 09:18 PM)
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That's amazing.
Pete Rock
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(04-17-2015, 09:18 PM)
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everyone should be a go-go dancer at least once in their life
Syriel
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(04-17-2015, 09:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by statham

Hey now!

So THIS is why you chose that username.

A mod needs to update your tag to link to the video. ;)
Proteus
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(04-17-2015, 09:20 PM)
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That whole video makes me want to play God Hand.
EulaCapra
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(04-17-2015, 09:20 PM)
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Well shit.

Get the lube!
DirtyManos
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(04-17-2015, 09:20 PM)
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Holy crap DEAD at 2:34
Loxley
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(04-17-2015, 09:21 PM)
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Holy crap lol
shira
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(04-17-2015, 09:21 PM)
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Archer
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(04-17-2015, 09:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by DirtyManos

Holy crap DEAD at 2:34

Oh yes.
fenners
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(04-17-2015, 09:22 PM)
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The Shamen were awesome.
...Scatter...
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(04-17-2015, 09:23 PM)
It's 90s white brittish alt reggae and its mesmerizing...
studyguy
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(04-17-2015, 09:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by shira

This will get some use.
jmdajr
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(04-17-2015, 09:23 PM)
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Jesus Christ
TimorousPanda
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(04-17-2015, 09:23 PM)

Originally Posted by shira

Phenomenal.
140.85
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(04-17-2015, 09:24 PM)
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Yep, that's a 90's music video alright.
You Know Nothing
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(04-17-2015, 09:25 PM)
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I approve.



Originally Posted by EulaCapra

Well shit.

Get the lube!

He's already covered in it.
Prompto
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(04-17-2015, 09:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by shira

This is my new favorite gif.
FourMyle
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(04-17-2015, 09:25 PM)
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loool

he's still da boss
DOWN
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(04-17-2015, 09:26 PM)
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This thread is a real treat.
spookyfish
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(04-17-2015, 09:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by shira

*Salute*
dankir
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(04-17-2015, 09:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by shira

Amazing.
jesu
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(04-17-2015, 09:27 PM)
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LOL excellent.
I love The Shamen, hadn't seen that before though.
LycanXIII
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(04-17-2015, 09:28 PM)
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He could have been in Cho Aniki.
roytheone
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(04-17-2015, 09:28 PM)
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Didn't he also went to the Olympic games as a swimmer? Dude has a......... Very diverse career to say the least.
Broken Joystick
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(04-17-2015, 09:28 PM)
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Statham just turned me into an Expandable.
Lilalaunebaer
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(04-17-2015, 09:29 PM)
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Well, that was unexpected. And one of the best things i have seen in a long time. Dude´s glistening lol.
moggio
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(04-17-2015, 09:29 PM)
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This is hardly a revelation. If you didn't know about this already you can't call yourself a fan of Statham (or The Shamen).
jesu
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(04-17-2015, 09:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by Rafa=FedKilla

Damn. That's some good music.

You should check out the album

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss_Drum

Comin' On is pretty cheesy though.
Bloodrage
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(04-17-2015, 09:30 PM)

Originally Posted by shira

It looks like the girl gropes his dick and rubs it in her hair.
Sephzilla
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(04-17-2015, 09:30 PM)
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Ganzlinger
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(04-17-2015, 09:30 PM)
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The whole video is the best reaction gif ever LOL

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