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Zombie James
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(05-31-2006, 05:58 AM)
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Originally Posted by MadraptorMan

With his metal skeleton, it would be nearly impossible to decapitate him.

Well, the Hulk did :lol
Spike Spiegel
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(05-31-2006, 05:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by Macam

Are you referring to the Apocalypse extracting the adamantium from Sabretooth bit? That's what I was trying to pinpoint; I still have all the Onslaught stuff and I vaguely remember the general story to that.

Wolverine #126 - Sabretooth crashes Logan's wedding, showing up with an adamantium skeleton and claws.

Wolverine #145 - Logan agrees to become Apocalypse's new Horseman of Death, regaining his adamantium skeleton in the process.
-Damien-
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(05-31-2006, 05:59 AM)

Despite the extent of his healing factor, Wolverine is not immortal. If the injuries are extensive enough, especially if they result in the loss of vital organs, large amounts of blood, and/or loss of physical form, such as having flesh burned away by fire or acid, Wolverine can die.


Ha! the truth comes out, Wolvie ain't as tough as you all make him out to be, Batman can definitely whoop this pansie's ass
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(05-31-2006, 06:00 AM)
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Originally Posted by -Damien-

Ha! the truth comes out, Wolvie ain't as tough as you all make him out to be, Batman can definitely whoop this pansie's ass

word mothafucka!
JayDubya
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(05-31-2006, 06:02 AM)
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Originally Posted by -Damien-

Ha! the truth comes out, Wolvie ain't as tough as you all make him out to be, Batman can definitely whoop this pansie's ass

lol yeah right. Logan has more and better martial training than Wayne, the unbreakable bones, the healing factor, and claws that cut through anything Wayne owns like butter.
BlueTsunami
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(05-31-2006, 06:04 AM)
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Batman ain't got shit on Wolverine!
FlameOfCallandor
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(05-31-2006, 06:05 AM)

Originally Posted by JayDubya

lol yeah right. Logan has more and better martial training than Wayne, the unbreakable bones, the healing factor, and claws that cut through anything Wayne owns like butter.

When was logan trained?
Teknopathetic
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(05-31-2006, 06:05 AM)
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Deadpool is too awesome to not have his own movie. :(
Ninja Scooter
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(05-31-2006, 06:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by JayDubya

lol yeah right. Logan has more and better martial training than Wayne, the unbreakable bones, the healing factor, and claws that cut through anything Wayne owns like butter.

Batman has a giant penny that is made out of an indestructable material that he would roll over Wolverine crushing even his adamentium laced bones and leaving Logan as a worthless sack of skin and bones.
evil ways
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(05-31-2006, 06:07 AM)
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Originally Posted by -Damien-

Ha! the truth comes out, Wolvie ain't as tough as you all make him out to be, Batman can definitely whoop this pansie's ass

Batman got broken in half by some dumbfuck, roided up cuban.
FlameOfCallandor
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(05-31-2006, 06:07 AM)
Can we ban any postings of homo erotic batman.
WalkMan
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(05-31-2006, 06:08 AM)
What if Gambit spent the time to charge Wolverine up, would he die in the explosion?
BlueTsunami
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(05-31-2006, 06:08 AM)
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Originally Posted by FlameOfCallandor

Can we ban any postings of homo erotic batman.

:lol
Zombie James
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(05-31-2006, 06:08 AM)
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Am i the only one who doesn't like Wolvie's current design?



I much prefer his late 80's/early 90's look, but then again that's when i was hardcore into comics so i love a lot of stuff from back then :D



And here he is in the Age of Apocalypse timeline:

OxtheMidget
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(05-31-2006, 06:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by BlueTsunami






Batman ain't got shit on Wolverine!

What..... The.... Fuck ....
BlueTsunami
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(05-31-2006, 06:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by _leech_

Am i the only one who doesn't like Wolvie's current design?

I don't like it either. It looks way to Boxed. Meaning the lines from his shoulders to his arms (basically his upper body) look square. I don't like it at all
jett
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(05-31-2006, 06:10 AM)
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I'm sure Bruce Wayne could afford a nuclear warhead. lol wolverine pwned.
TheWolf
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(05-31-2006, 06:10 AM)

Originally Posted by FlameOfCallandor

When was logan trained?

Wolverine is trained in a shitload of styles. he's also basically a samurai.
evil ways
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(05-31-2006, 06:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by FlameOfCallandor

When was logan trained?

Probably during the time when Batman's daddy was still sucking milk from a nipple.
Spike Spiegel
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(05-31-2006, 06:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by _leech_

Am i the only one who doesn't like Wolvie's current design?

Yes.

Actually no, you're probably not; but you, like they, are wrong. ;)
Macam
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(05-31-2006, 06:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel

Wolverine #126 - Sabretooth crashes Logan's wedding, showing up with an adamantium skeleton and claws.

Wolverine #145 - Logan agrees to become Apocalypse's new Horseman of Death, regaining his adamantium skeleton in the process.

I should've known that if anyone would know.....it would've been you. Thanks!
Ninja Scooter
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(05-31-2006, 06:12 AM)
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Wolverine doesn't have a penis. It was removed as part of the Weapon X experiment. Spin that, Wolvie fans.
Ristamar
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(05-31-2006, 06:12 AM)

Originally Posted by evil ways

http://vice.parodius.com/stuff/Deadpool%2027-10.jpg

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
BlueTsunami
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(05-31-2006, 06:13 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter

Wolverine doesn't have a penis. It was removed as part of the Weapon X experiment. Spin that, Wolvie fans.

Why would he need a penis? He can impregnate a woman with his awesome aura. Also the size of his balls are enhanced due to the lack of penis.
Zombie James
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(05-31-2006, 06:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by BlueTsunami

Why would he need a penis? He can impregnate a woman with his awesome aura.

Now, now, let's not go nuts. He's not Jack Bauer, you know.
TheWolf
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(05-31-2006, 06:15 AM)

Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter

Wolverine doesn't have a penis. It was removed as part of the Weapon X experiment. Spin that, Wolvie fans.

he fucked Jean in like the second issue in the Ultimate series. :lol
davepoobond
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(05-31-2006, 06:15 AM)
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Dark Claw has to be the worst thing i've seen all week
Phoenix
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(05-31-2006, 06:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by JayDubya

lol yeah right. Logan has more and better martial training than Wayne, the unbreakable bones, the healing factor, and claws that cut through anything Wayne owns like butter.


Yeah, but Batman isn't above dropping an atomic bomb on him :)
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(05-31-2006, 06:16 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheWolf

he fucked Jean in like the second issue in the Ultimate series. :lol

with what?
Phoenix
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(05-31-2006, 06:17 AM)
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Originally Posted by _leech_

Am i the only one who doesn't like Wolvie's current design?


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He looks constipated. Is he sitting on the toilet?
FlameOfCallandor
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(05-31-2006, 06:18 AM)

Originally Posted by Phoenix

He looks constipated. Is he sitting on the toilet?

Captain america is going to wipe his ass.
TheWolf
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(05-31-2006, 06:20 AM)

Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter

with what?

I asume he has a cock (and balls) in the Ultimate universe. Jean seemed content.
Ninja Scooter
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(05-31-2006, 06:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheWolf

I asume he has a cock (and balls) in the Ultimate universe. Jean seemed content.

thats what you think. He probably hid a pocket rocket under the sheets.
-Damien-
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(05-31-2006, 06:26 AM)
Batman >>>>> The entire Marvel Universe. PERIOD!!!
Ninja Scooter
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(05-31-2006, 06:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by -Damien-

Batman >>>>> The entire Marvel Universe. PERIOD!!!

YES! Somebody get this man a Shawn Michaels avatar. You, sir, are Clique-worthy.
BorkBork
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(05-31-2006, 06:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by -Damien-

Batman >>>>> The entire Marvel Universe. PERIOD!!! *

*With prep time.
Spike Spiegel
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(05-31-2006, 06:30 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ninja Scooter

Wolverine doesn't have a penis. It was removed as part of the Weapon X experiment. Spin that, Wolvie fans.

Sullen
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(05-31-2006, 06:30 AM)
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Originally Posted by White Man

Ah, Deadpool. I used to love him. Whatever happened to him?

He's in a series with Cable now, called Cable & Deadpool. It's comedy gold, and well written. You should really check it out.
FrenchMovieTheme
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(05-31-2006, 06:31 AM)
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this dude at work today was telling me about a "new" backstory with wolverine. he said that apparently wolverine grew up with a wealthy family, and the butler was fucking his mom and the butlers son tried to frame him for murdering his family. then he caused wolverine to kill his first love. also that the butlers name was logan, and wolverines real name is like fredrick ginsberg the III or some shit. wtf is up with that! and what comic is this in
shuri
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(05-31-2006, 06:31 AM)
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BlueTsunami
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(05-31-2006, 06:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel

:lol

Scooter am rosebudded!
Spike Spiegel
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(05-31-2006, 06:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by FrenchMovieTheme

this dude at work today was telling me about a "new" backstory with wolverine. he said that apparently wolverine grew up with a wealthy family, and the butler was fucking his mom and the butlers son tried to frame him for murdering his family. then he caused wolverine to kill his first love. also that the butlers name was logan, and wolverines real name is like fredrick ginsberg the III or some shit. wtf is up with that! and what comic is this in

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/078...lance&n=283155
Battersea Power Station
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(05-31-2006, 06:35 AM)
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Originally Posted by Teknopathetic

Deadpool is too awesome to not have his own movie. :(

Word. I hope when the time comes, someone makes this the first comic book movie that's actually a good movie in and of itself. You know... good acting, good writing, NO CORNINESS, pacing, subtlety, action, themes, the works.
FlameOfCallandor
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(05-31-2006, 06:36 AM)

Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel

How does that prove wolverine has no ding-dong
BlueTsunami
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(05-31-2006, 06:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/078...lance&n=283155

Is that book canon? It sounds like he gets his abilities in a different way we all thought (if the comments on the page are true)
TheWolf
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(05-31-2006, 06:40 AM)

Originally Posted by FrenchMovieTheme

this dude at work today was telling me about a "new" backstory with wolverine. he said that apparently wolverine grew up with a wealthy family, and the butler was fucking his mom and the butlers son tried to frame him for murdering his family. then he caused wolverine to kill his first love. also that the butlers name was logan, and wolverines real name is like fredrick ginsberg the III or some shit. wtf is up with that! and what comic is this in

not very acurate.

his real name is James Howlett.
Quadrophenic
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(05-31-2006, 06:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sullen

He's in a series with Cable now, called Cable & Deadpool. It's comedy gold, and well written. You should really check it out.


Deadpool has been nothing but a cheap imitation of himself since Joe Kelly's run ended in the Deadpool comics (I think issues 1-36?). The Cable/Deadpool stuff has been an improvement over the later issues (36+) of the Deadpool comic, but still nowhere near as good as that Kelly run.

(I might be a tad jaded though, as Deadpool was constantly in danger of being cancelled for the first 36 issues, and since then has become more and more popular =( )
Oldschoolgamer
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(05-31-2006, 06:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by Battersea Power Station

Word. I hope when the time comes, someone makes this the first comic book movie that's actually a good movie in and of itself. You know... good acting, good writing, NO CORNINESS, pacing, subtlety, action, themes, the works.

Spideman was a bad movie?
TheWolf
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(05-31-2006, 06:41 AM)

Originally Posted by BlueTsunami

Is that book canon? It sounds like he gets his abilities in a different way we all thought (if the comments on the page are true)

his abilities are still a mutation. the only difference is he was a sickly child, and his powers (bone claws) pop out during a dramatic event one night at the mansion.
BlueTsunami
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(05-31-2006, 06:43 AM)
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Originally Posted by TheWolf

his abilities are still a mutation. the only difference is he was a sickly child, and his powers (bone claws) pop out during a dramatic event one night at the mansion.

Ahhh ok

If the cover of the book is any indication of what the artwork looks like inside..i'll be picking it up

Found this pic off of Google. Looks like the cover artwork

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