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Borys
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(06-02-2006, 09:07 AM)
In this thread we post Tokio Hotel pics. Tokio Hotel is the hottest shit from Germany since Die Toten Hosen and Oliver Kahn.

Bill and Tom are so SEXY!





























MORE HERE

Last one (Britney Spears lookalike FTW!):



AND YES HE IS A MAN :O
Jive Turkey
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(06-02-2006, 09:11 AM)
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Wie sagt man "Gackt" auf Deutsch?
Funky Papa
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(06-02-2006, 09:12 AM)
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Rayman 4: The band?
Anamoly
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(06-02-2006, 09:41 AM)
are these boys or girls?
jarosh
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(06-02-2006, 09:46 AM)
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Originally Posted by Anamoly

are these boys or girls?

yes
Wafflecopter
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(06-02-2006, 09:46 AM)
Is that.....is that a girl?


WTF IT'S A MAN????
Jonnyram
(06-02-2006, 09:47 AM)
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Is their music as good as Die Toten Hosen?
McFly
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(06-02-2006, 09:48 AM)

Originally Posted by Jonnyram

Is their music as good as Die Toten Hosen?

Not even close. :lol :lol :lol

Bill from Tokio Hotel: "Unberührte Natur zum Beispiel! Das ist ja ekelhaft, wo alles so verwachsen ist und so. Das können wir gar nicht ab."

Fredi

PS: I really hate these damn kids. :lol :lol :lol
Bloodwake
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(06-02-2006, 09:50 AM)
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Originally Posted by Wafflecopter

Is that.....is that a girl?


WTF IT'S A MAN????

Oh my god.

SO thought it was a girl.
RSP
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(06-02-2006, 09:51 AM)
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Borys
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(06-02-2006, 09:55 AM)

Originally Posted by Jonnyram

Is their music as good as Die Toten Hosen?

Some retarded music critic in Poland said they are the new Nirvana.

Keyword: retarded.
Borys
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(06-02-2006, 09:58 AM)
More pics for all you US Tokio Hotel fans!













RSP
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(06-02-2006, 09:59 AM)
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are those guys 13 or something?
Funky Papa
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(06-02-2006, 10:00 AM)
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That looks like... like... an European emo Gackt.

*shudders*
kIdMuScLe
(06-02-2006, 10:00 AM)
ok he looks kinda hot. am i gay for sayin that?
Funky Papa
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(06-02-2006, 10:01 AM)
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ok he looks kinda hot. am i gay for sayin that?

Totally homosexual, dude.
Borys
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(06-02-2006, 10:16 AM)

Originally Posted by RSP

are those guys 13 or something?

15, 15, 16, 19

Beats me who has which age though.
kIdMuScLe
(06-02-2006, 10:16 AM)
=_(
jarosh
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(06-02-2006, 10:21 AM)
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my sister saw them live :(
J2 Cool
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(06-02-2006, 10:36 AM)
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Hey check it out Eminem, he's a Sox fan!
Jive Turkey
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(06-02-2006, 11:13 AM)
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Originally Posted by J2 Cool

Hey check it out Eminem, he's a Sox fan!

:lol

He always has a cap with dreads coming out the back...$10 says he just has a bunch of those novelty caps with the dreadlocks sewn in.
Koshiba
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(06-02-2006, 11:43 AM)
I usually have a thing for guys in eyeliner but uhm.. I don't find any of them attractive at all. ^^; I'll see that as a good thing though. Doesn't help that they all look about 13.. and I was never one for young males..
catfish
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(06-02-2006, 11:59 AM)
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one of them is confusing my sexuality maaaan I'm glad I'm not drunk right now.

*watches hetero porn to reassure self*
jarosh
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(06-02-2006, 12:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by catfish

one of them is confusing my sexuality maaaan I'm glad I'm not drunk right now.

*watches hetero porn to reassure self*

do you think she's cute
G-Fex
(06-02-2006, 12:12 PM)
dear god he's more girlish looking than gackt even.
Wafflecopter
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(06-02-2006, 12:12 PM)
.....Are they all men?
G-Fex
(06-02-2006, 12:20 PM)
It looks like Metrosexualism is going global?
MomoPufflet
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(06-02-2006, 12:29 PM)
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Oh my god-- that's just... horrible. I can already hear the fat animu goth girls spanking their clits to their music videos.
MomoPufflet
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(06-02-2006, 12:39 PM)
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P.S. The guy on the right looks like the bassist from La'Cryma Christi :lol



segasonic
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(06-02-2006, 01:13 PM)

Originally Posted by RSP

are those guys 13 or something?

yes
the-iek
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(06-02-2006, 01:24 PM)
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actually they are all 16 and the one boygirl is 17/18. they're all over the news in germany, number 1 in album charts etc, i hate them -.-
Wafflecopter
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(06-02-2006, 01:26 PM)

Originally Posted by MomoPufflet

Oh my god-- that's just... horrible. I can already hear the fat animu goth girls spanking their clits to their music videos.


:lol :lol .......








:lol
Funky Papa
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(06-02-2006, 01:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by MomoPufflet

Oh my god-- that's just... horrible. I can already hear the fat animu goth girls spanking their clits to their music videos.

Too much detail :lol
the-iek
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(06-02-2006, 01:28 PM)
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tokio hotel fans:



i like this "whau wuha wahu omg i wanna suck your cock"-ish look
Wafflecopter
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(06-02-2006, 01:30 PM)
They have names like Tom and Bill?
Jacobi
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(06-02-2006, 01:59 PM)
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Originally Posted by the-iek

tokio hotel fans:

I once saw like 200 of them waiting at a hotel.
"Is something happening here ? What are you waiting for ?"
"Well...Tokyo Hotel, of course !"
Then I waited like 2 hours with them, they didn't come. Well I saw TATU and some other guys, but that was it.
Murasame
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(06-02-2006, 02:49 PM)
I saw this band playing on TV while I was in Germany last Christmas. Imo among the worst music i've ever heard, though I only heard one song. At that time at least I didn't see them looking QUITE so damn "Gackt" as they are now. Blöd.
JayDubya
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(06-02-2006, 02:52 PM)
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Originally Posted by Borys



That lead singer's almost as cute as that chick that sings in Hanson.

EDIT: OH WAI...

Seriously though... The first time I heard Hanson I thought they were a trio of African American girls. Then I saw their video and my first impression was that they were a trio of caucasian girls. Many "mmmbops" later I started to think the oldest one was a particularly ugly girl, and might even be male.

Cue the Aerosmith music for this dude though, seriously. In that picture he looks like a moderately cute AA-cup that wears too much makeup. Not my type ^_^. Of course knowing there's a penis there somewhere cements the not my type part. :lol
shuri
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(06-02-2006, 02:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by the-iek

tokio hotel fans:



i like this "whau wuha wahu omg i wanna suck your cock"-ish look

haha the one with the digital camera on the left is a frigging younger clone of her :lol and she's completly into metal music
Kabuki Quantum Lover
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(06-02-2006, 04:17 PM)
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That's it... I've had it. **** the music industry... Genderless bastards!
Snaku
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(06-02-2006, 04:19 PM)
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OMG, these guys are the next BEATLES! :o
Jacobi
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(06-02-2006, 04:23 PM)
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Originally Posted by Borys

Some retarded music critic in Poland said they are the new Nirvana.

Keyword: retarded.

I can cope with their success in germany but I don't get their success in other countries.
Ogni-XR21
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(06-02-2006, 04:24 PM)
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And I thought GAF was my save haven where I would not have to deal with these 'things'.
RaymondCarver
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(06-02-2006, 05:59 PM)
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(I'd photoshop a little mic or guitar on the spider, but I'm going back to bed. Summertime for the win!







Last year near the Texas State campus I saw some joker all in black--baggy pants, shirt, robe or trench coat, and it was the dead of summer. Hot. Very hot. I said to myself and then to my friends: "I know why all the goth kids are unhappy. It's summertime, they're wearing black, and it's freaking hot. That's why they look so sad and upset."
White Man
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(06-02-2006, 06:01 PM)
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I see the Axis is now 2/3rds reunited. Next week: Italy unveils tentacle technology.
karasu
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(06-02-2006, 06:02 PM)
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Gackt is actually good looking. These are just ugly dudes in makeup.
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(06-02-2006, 06:08 PM)

Originally Posted by karasu

Gackt is actually good looking. These are just ugly dudes in makeup.

Indeed.
Oldschoolgamer
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(06-02-2006, 06:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by White Man

I see the Axis is now 2/3rds reunited. Next week: Italy unveils tentacle technology.

:lol

Originally Posted by karasu

Gackt is actually good looking. These are just ugly dudes in makeup.

Que?

Edit: I still can't believe they are trying so hard to look like females.
Days like these...
Poonani should have a ph balance of 0
(06-02-2006, 06:20 PM)
Robert Smith called.... Ah nevermind.

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