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bjork
(07-02-2006, 05:55 AM)
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CajoleJuice
(07-02-2006, 05:56 AM)
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You just blew my mind.

And now I'm not going to be able to fall asleep because I'm going to imagine ghosts sleeping around me.
White Man
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(07-02-2006, 05:57 AM)
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They like, only appears at certain times of the day, so I'd imagine they do a lot of sleeping in their downtime. Crossing the spheres is probably pretty tiring work.
Tamanon
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(07-02-2006, 05:58 AM)
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Only Mexican ones do.
Christopher
(07-02-2006, 05:59 AM)
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If a ghosts pass through you...did you have sex with it.

If a male ghost past through you...are you gay?
AtomicShroom
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(07-02-2006, 05:59 AM)
Not to blow your bubble or anything but... ghosts don't actually exist. Neither does Santa Claus. Nor the tooth fairy.

Sorry. :/
White Man
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(07-02-2006, 05:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by EGM92

No, ever heard of the term "restless souls"? there's your answer

/thread

No the "restless" in "restless souls" is referring to them not getting their eternal rest, like being Kennedy dead. That don't got anything to do with sleeping.
Dynamite Shikoku
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(07-02-2006, 06:00 AM)
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Maybe they sleep in our beds, with us
CajoleJuice
(07-02-2006, 06:00 AM)
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Originally Posted by Tamanon

Only Mexican ones do.

They only come out at night...


to do landscaping work.

Originally Posted by metdroid

Maybe they sleep in our beds, with us

I hate you.
Tamanon
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(07-02-2006, 06:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by AtomicShroom

Not to blow your bubble or anything but... ghosts don't actually exist. Neither does Santa Claus. Nor the tooth fairy.

Sorry. :/

**** YOU!

Spoiler that shit!
Donono
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(07-02-2006, 06:02 AM)
ghosts hibernate, they don't sleep.
bjork
(07-02-2006, 06:02 AM)
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Well I was just thinking like, suppose there is an afterlife, but you don't sleep because you don't get tired... because you don't need to eat, etc. What if ghosts don't have the ability to sleep, like those Nam vets on X-Files? If you went to heaven and they said you can't sleep but your idea of heaven is taking naps, what the ****, you know?

Originally Posted by White Man

No the "restless" in "restless souls" is referring to them not getting their eternal rest, like being Kennedy dead. That don't got anything to do with sleeping.

...or does it???? It depends on how you interpret the phrase.
Angels of a Wing
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(07-02-2006, 06:03 AM)
If the Spirits from Bleach and Shaman King are of any indication then yes They DO sleep when they get tired or Koed.

*hears someone whisper something from off stage* What! What do you mean that works of fiction can't prove weither or not ghosts sleep in real life let alone wither they actually excist or not.!!!

*clears throat* Ahem. Anyhow I'd say it depends on the ghost in question.
White Man
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(07-02-2006, 06:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by bjork

Well I was just thinking like, suppose there is an afterlife, but you don't sleep because you don't get tired... because you don't need to eat, etc. What if ghosts don't have the ability to sleep, like those Nam vets on X-Files? If you went to heaven and they said you can't sleep but your idea of heaven is taking naps, what the ****, you know?

I'd be goddamned pissed and I'd hate god and jesus more than I already do. There's nothing I like more than sleepin' in.

Originally Posted by EGM92

...or does it???? It depends on how you interpret the phrase.

What if it means "restless" as in "The Young and the Restless?" Does that mean ghosts are slutty horndog skanks?
Last edited by White Man; 07-02-2006 at 06:09 AM.
MadraptorMan
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(07-02-2006, 06:07 AM)
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Ghosts don't exist?

Originally Posted by White Man

I'd be goddamned pissed and I'd hate god and jesus more than I already do. There's nothing I like more than sleepin' in.



Waht if it means "restless" as in "The Young and the Restless?" Does that mean ghosts are slutty horndog skanks?


Restless in that title doesn't mean they're all slutty horndogs skanks, ghosts have standards too, you know? They won't just screw Brenda because Miguel is sleeps with Sofia's dead step sister that was brought back to life....


I don't know where I was going with that...
Jado
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(07-02-2006, 06:09 AM)
Do goths sleep?

That's what I thought the thread title said.
bjork
(07-02-2006, 06:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jado

Do goths sleep?

That's what I thought the thread title said.

That's easy.

They sleep hanging upside down. :lol
Tamanon
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(07-02-2006, 06:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jado

Do goths sleep?

That's what I thought the thread title said.

Only conformists sleep.
White Man
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(07-02-2006, 06:12 AM)
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I would watch a ghost porno titled "The Restless Dead." I want to see Abe Lincoln take it to the hole.
BlackMage
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(07-02-2006, 06:16 AM)
the real question is: do ghosts masterbate? I mean, what's the point in being a ghost if you can't?
Tamanon
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(07-02-2006, 06:18 AM)
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Um, of course they masturbate. You think those are actually cobwebs you feel on your face every now and again?
Christopher
(07-02-2006, 06:19 AM)
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Originally Posted by BlackMage

the real question is: do ghosts masterbate? I mean, what's the point in being a ghost if you can't?

To have sex with the living, see my first post in this thread for a insightful comment on this theory.
Beezy
in the heezy fo sheezy
(07-02-2006, 06:21 AM)

Originally Posted by AtomicShroom

Not to blow your bubble or anything but... ghosts don't actually exist.

I say they do exist.
White Man
You can keep your rewards, I'd just as soon stay sick
(07-02-2006, 06:28 AM)
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oh god, oh abe, ABE, TAKE IT TO THE HOLE
Last edited by White Man; 07-02-2006 at 06:30 AM. Reason: erg

Originally Posted by White Man

oh god, oh abe, ABE, TAKE IT TO THE WHOLE

....and NeoGaf has offically sank to a new low...
Tamanon
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(07-02-2006, 06:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by White Man

oh god, oh abe, ABE, TAKE IT TO THE HOLE

You.....don't watch a lot of straight porn do ya?

I think ONCE AGAIN you're confusing porn with basketball announcers.
bjork
(07-02-2006, 06:39 AM)
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The ghost of Marv Albert approves of basketball ghost porn.
White Man
You can keep your rewards, I'd just as soon stay sick
(07-02-2006, 06:40 AM)
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I just inaugurated all over my boxers.
MrToughPants
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(07-02-2006, 06:41 AM)
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I seen a ghost with my father and brother. We were walking across town to the library and always passed through the cemetery near the old museum so I stopped to take a piss and on a grave stone then some ghost women appeared for a few seconds and disappeared.

It looked a little like this.

Christopher
(07-02-2006, 06:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by MrToughPants

I seen a ghost with my father and brother. We were walking across town to the and always passed through the cemetery near the old museum so I stopped to take a piss and on a grave stone then some ghost women appeared for a few seconds and disappeared.

It looked a little like this.

Why would a ghost look like a human being...wouldn't a ghost have a formless entity?
Cerebral Palsy
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(07-02-2006, 06:42 AM)
I sleep with ghosts
MrToughPants
Brian Burke punched my mom
(07-02-2006, 06:43 AM)
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Originally Posted by Christopher

Why would a ghost look like a human being...wouldn't a ghost have a formless entity?


I don't know...I do know that I don't urinate on gravestones anymore.
bjork
(07-02-2006, 06:43 AM)
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I think ghosts should be able to take on their last earthly form. Kinda like jello molds.
Beezy
in the heezy fo sheezy
(07-02-2006, 07:03 AM)

Originally Posted by MrToughPants

I don't know...I do know that I don't urinate on gravestones anymore.

:lol
AntoneM
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(07-02-2006, 07:14 AM)
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sometimes they wake up early and they're all horny... morning wood.
StoOgE
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(07-02-2006, 07:23 AM)
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do pirate ghosts fight ninja ghosts?
Ichirou
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(07-02-2006, 07:29 AM)

Originally Posted by White Man

I'd be goddamned pissed and I'd hate god and jesus more than I already do. There's nothing I like more than sleepin' in.

Well, they might not need to sleep because sleep is a corporeal need, and souls don't have those...they don't need to eat, either.

But, I imagine they might sleep anyway, just out of habit.
Cerebral Palsy
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(07-02-2006, 07:34 AM)

Originally Posted by StoOgE

do pirate ghosts fight ninja ghosts?

For eternity since they can't kill each other
Gearharaden
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(07-02-2006, 07:34 AM)

Originally Posted by EGM92

....and NeoGaf has offically skank to a new low...

That's how I read this post.
Joseph Merrick
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(07-02-2006, 08:11 AM)
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sleep? no..

but they have sex






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