This stuff old? Surprised it wasn't linked here. Pretty funny and accurate stuff. It's like the guy is conveying me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4we8iFk-fY
Castlevania II
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M_4Yqk65f8
Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DfdRdOM_B0
The Karate Kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6WakV0kWM
Roger Rabbit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg
TMNT1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=r-0GRPCi9dI
Back to the Future 1 (and 2 and 3) (latest)
Last edited by demi; 07-19-2006 at 11:44 AM.
:lol
You know whats wierd, when i was younger i played the hell out of Castlevania II (beat it), Roger Rabbit (almost beat it), The Karate Kid (beat it), and TMNT (DAMN THIS GAME!)
and i absolutely loved them... so its kinda wierd when peopel recall these with.... less than fond memories to say the least :D
oh and as for Roger Rabbit and its logn ass password, i think its clear this dude has never played Battle Of Olympus... now THAT was a long ass password!!
if you want to talk abotu bad games.. talk about Hydlide .. ugh..
and i absolutely loved them... so its kinda wierd when peopel recall these with.... less than fond memories to say the least :D
oh and as for Roger Rabbit and its logn ass password, i think its clear this dude has never played Battle Of Olympus... now THAT was a long ass password!!
if you want to talk abotu bad games.. talk about Hydlide .. ugh..
:lol :lol :lol
I totally agree with him on Ninja Turtles. Especially on those hard-to-reach pizzas (is it even possible to get to the closing wall one?)
I totally agree with him on Ninja Turtles. Especially on those hard-to-reach pizzas (is it even possible to get to the closing wall one?)
Last edited by TheTurtleTitan; 07-05-2006 at 03:13 AM.
:lol :lol :lol :lol Holy shit, the TMNT one ****ing rocked.
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(07-05-2006, 03:19 AM)
God, I totally agree with TMNT. That game was way too ****ing hard, and it had nothing to do with TMNT at all...
that reminds me how pissed off I'd get with all those hard ass games on the NES. Why all the randomness and impossible jumps konami??
Here's how they probably designed most stages in TMNT:
guy 1: "Hey this jump is way too easy, anyone can just press a button and jump, how about I move the other side of the pitfall a few pixels so the player can barely get jump over it if he's lucky"
guy 2: "That's a great idea, in the meantime I'll lower the ceiling just so it gets a little bit harder"
guy 1: "Thanks, I'll also put an enemy here that will hit the player 9 out of 10 times and if he's hit he'll fall and have to do it all again and the enemies will all respawn"
guy 2: "You're a genius!"
Here's how they probably designed most stages in TMNT:
guy 1: "Hey this jump is way too easy, anyone can just press a button and jump, how about I move the other side of the pitfall a few pixels so the player can barely get jump over it if he's lucky"
guy 2: "That's a great idea, in the meantime I'll lower the ceiling just so it gets a little bit harder"
guy 1: "Thanks, I'll also put an enemy here that will hit the player 9 out of 10 times and if he's hit he'll fall and have to do it all again and the enemies will all respawn"
guy 2: "You're a genius!"
Last edited by ..pakbeka..; 07-05-2006 at 03:25 AM.
"You can just walk over it?"
:lol :lol
:lol :lol
oh man, the only one i actually even have is TMNT...i have to agree its so ****ing hard
He didn't even get to the Technodrome or Unkillable Shredder.Originally Posted by TheTurtleTitan
:lol :lol :lol
I totally agree with him on Ninja Turtles. Especially on those hard-to-reach pizzas (is it even possible to get to the closing wall one?)
I mean, I'm with the guy above me, I played all of these and have fond memories, but mostly only because the other games out at the time were so much ****ing worse. That's why I find nostalgia for the "good old days" so incredibly laughable; 95% of the old games were shit, and of the remaining 5%, 4% of those were pretty ****ing bad, too, but at least they weren't as bad as the 95%, so I thought I was having a good time.
I hope this guy makes more
Angry Nintendo Nerd >>>>> GameLife
Every single thing he said in those games I wholeheartedly agree with, it's like demi factor personified
Angry Nintendo Nerd >>>>> GameLife
Every single thing he said in those games I wholeheartedly agree with, it's like demi factor personified
Good lord the string of insults at the end of the TMNT one. :lol
:lol That TMNT one was gold. I remember getting so bloody angry at that underwater part, my controller had many, many teeth marks. Some would throw their controllers, I'd just bite the damn thing.
The TMNT video is the only one that I watched but I completely agree with it. :D
I still loved the game back in the day, but only because it was ****ing TMNT.
I still loved the game back in the day, but only because it was ****ing TMNT.
Pens in top pocket = nice nerdy touch
I liked where he blew in the cart and swabbed it with a q-tip, not to mention the Rolling Rock, that's right up there with Zima :lolOriginally Posted by marvelharvey
Pens in top pocket = nice nerdy touch
Oh my god TMNT! :lol Christ almighty when I finally made it past the stupid water level I though I had it made then I realised there was more levels I ****ing flung that shit across my room!
:lol "It sucks. It sucks ass from a straw."
that tmnt music still gives me nightmares
oh my word...
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
(07-05-2006, 03:46 AM)
I want to see him play battletoads...
:lol :lol :lol :lol That was effin hilarious. TMNT rocked hard.
:lol "...stupid banana rain coat wearing bitch.."
*HIGHFIVE*
*HIGHFIVE*
The review of Castlevania 2 is not acceptable.
Edit: His reviews other reivews are pretty funny though.
Edit: His reviews other reivews are pretty funny though.
Last edited by jjasper; 07-05-2006 at 04:00 AM.
Yeah ffuucckk tmnt.
I haven't watched the TMNT one yet, but I have to say I agree 100% with his Castlevania II review... :lol
I was wondering why he didn't just walk over it. I never tried to jump over it when I first played it.Originally Posted by SolidSnakex
"You can just walk over it?"
:lol :lol
I liked the Castlevania one, especially since some people here want a new one like it. :P
TMNT was definitely one of the hardest NES games, right up there with Blaster Master for me.
I think I got to Krang (was he before Shredder?) at the game's end a time or two, but never did finish it.
I think I got to Krang (was he before Shredder?) at the game's end a time or two, but never did finish it.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF ****"Originally Posted by demi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg
TMNT1 (latest)
:lol :lol :lol
That is what I was thinking. It should just be him playing that bike level, not saying a word, for a half hour straight, then hanging himself from the ceiling fan.Originally Posted by TheTrin
I want to see him play battletoads...
The TMNT one is awesome. Just wondering has anyone ever actually beaten the game?
Did anyone notice the sticker on the NES controller at the beginning of the Karate Kid video? Those were given away in Nintendo Power along with other ones. Those were cool. :)
Originally Posted by jjasper
The TMNT one is awesome. Just wondering has anyone ever actually beaten the game?
I made it past the water level a couple of times, and the next level was even more irritating.
I like the start of the Karate Kid one. That's so how it feels when you have some crazy situation in a game you've tried 20 times and keep dying.:lol
He should review Dragon's Lair for NES. I remember renting that game when I was little and just getting so mad and sweaty and my dad kept telling me to take a break and I just had to keep playing because I wanted to win. **** I remember getting pretty goddamn far for how impossible that game was.
i went straight for the TMNT review and i knew that was all i needed :lol
great stuff!:lol :D
great stuff!:lol :D
I beat it. You need mad skillz :lolOriginally Posted by jjasper
The TMNT one is awesome. Just wondering has anyone ever actually beaten the game?
You are a God among men!Originally Posted by Gantz
I beat it. You need mad skillz :lol
Only watched the TMNT one. Have it, never beat it. **** that game. Awesome review. :lol
hhaa, he hates entering codes.
anyone remember the Phantom 2040 for the SNES? the codes you had to enter for that were no less than 30 characters :lol
and the game was impossible to beat since there was a single correct ending and like 25 wrong ones.
gah, i could make an entire episode about that game.
anyone remember the Phantom 2040 for the SNES? the codes you had to enter for that were no less than 30 characters :lol
and the game was impossible to beat since there was a single correct ending and like 25 wrong ones.
gah, i could make an entire episode about that game.
Why am I reminded of Good Eats?
What's hilarious is that I know exactly which jump you are talking about. You are talking about the mini jump right next to the door that leads you to the top of the dam, before you have to jump in the water.Originally Posted by ..pakbeka..
that reminds me how pissed off I'd get with all those hard ass games on the NES. Why all the randomness and impossible jumps konami??
Here's how they probably designed most stages in TMNT:
guy 1: "Hey this jump is way too easy, anyone can just press a button and jump, how about I move the other side of the pitfall a few pixels so the player can barely get jump over it if he's lucky"
guy 2: "That's a great idea, in the meantime I'll lower the ceiling just so it gets a little bit harder"
guy 1: "Thanks, I'll also put an enemy here that will hit the player 9 out of 10 times and if he's hit he'll fall and have to do it all again and the enemies will all respawn"
guy 2: "You're a genius!"
The jump you have to do is super short, but your head will always bang on the ceiling, and thats when you dont get randomly attacked by one of those giant robot flies.
"this game is diahhrea coming out of my dick
shredder's my ass and splitner's my balls"
:lol wtf
shredder's my ass and splitner's my balls"
:lol wtf
Anyone remember the cover art for TMNT, they were all Raphaels haha.
I laughed the hardest at
"Cowabunga...cowa-****ing-piece-of-dog-shit!"
"Cowabunga...cowa-****ing-piece-of-dog-shit!"
that's how the original comics were likeOriginally Posted by Gart
Anyone remember the cover art for TMNT, they were all Raphaels haha.
Pizza? Pizza Shit
Really? Never knew.Originally Posted by ..pakbeka..
that's how the original comics were like
The DrJekyll and Mr.Hyde is terrible. And I mean the game. WTF.
It's videos like this that make us appreciate why we dont see as much disgusting shovelware
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