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neo2046
BUDDHA AND JESUS
ROLLED INTO ONE
(08-23-2006, 05:54 PM)
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from 2ch


fly high ~ayunite~
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(08-23-2006, 05:55 PM)
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Thanks!
Wow tanlines! I wonder if they develop in real time?
MightyHedgehog
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I hope you're wearing your flak vest!
(08-23-2006, 05:55 PM)
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Tanlines for the loss. Looks better in every other way, though.
Shogmaster
Not genuinely interested in rational debate.
(08-23-2006, 05:55 PM)
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Embarrassment on a disc! Yay!
Funky Papa
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(08-23-2006, 05:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by Shogmaster

Embarrassment on a disc! Yay!

You know you want it.
Fallofmart
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(08-23-2006, 05:57 PM)
wtf do you do in this game!?
Xdrive05
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(08-23-2006, 05:57 PM)
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Anime girly pillows FTW?

I think SO!
Acosta
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(08-23-2006, 05:57 PM)
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:lol :lol :lol tanlines, I cant believe it.

I ask myself how the "sunbath mechanic" will work.
Shogmaster
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(08-23-2006, 05:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by Funky Papa

You know you want it.

DOAX is one game series from Team Ninja that's not gonna be found in my collection. It's just too pathetic.
Frenck
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(08-23-2006, 05:59 PM)
So where are the volleyball matches, the jet ski's?

You know, the GAMEPLAY stuff.

60 $ screen savers ftl

EDIT:

I actually bought the first game because I was searching for a party game. I've seen the 9.0 score on IGN and I love DoA and Ninja Gaiden, what could possibly go wrong?

Sad facts:

- I was able to play through the game without winning a single match
- The best thing about this game is the analog button pool minigame
- The music sucks your brain out of your ears
- If you close your eyes (and you'll want to) while playing the game it sounds like porn
- That's when you realize that you should bury the game somewhere in your garden where NOBODY is ever going to find it
Last edited by Frenck; 08-23-2006 at 06:08 PM.
Fallofmart
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(08-23-2006, 05:59 PM)

Originally Posted by Gaijin To Ronin

:lol :lol :lol tanlines, I cant believe it.

I ask myself how the "sunbath mechanic" will work.

And what did yourself reply?
Neko Tsukimi
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(08-23-2006, 06:00 PM)
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Ewww, tanlines.
Tempy
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(08-23-2006, 06:00 PM)
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I don't care, it's MINE.
Neo_Dasus
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(08-23-2006, 06:01 PM)

Originally Posted by Fallofmart

wtf do you do in this game!?

Watch non-existant women throw balls at each-other.
Aurora
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(08-23-2006, 06:02 PM)
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Tanlines are awful. No thanks.
MightyHedgehog
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(08-23-2006, 06:02 PM)
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This game desperately needs a simplified beat 'em up sequence at the end of the vacation where enemy ninjas storm the island, forcing all of the girls to kick some ninja ass in bikinis. Slow motion 3D shots of the girls bosoms bouncing after each takedown is a must. It'd be similar in structure to Konami's old Boot Camp arcade game, where minigame events are played until the end where you put your skills to the test in an explosive finale. Play it up B-movie style.
Fallofmart
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(08-23-2006, 06:03 PM)

Originally Posted by Neo_Dasus

Watch non-existant women throw balls at each-other.

:(

But thats what the beach is for.

Except the women are real.



but ugly.
3rdman
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(08-23-2006, 06:03 PM)
Tanlines!!! Itagaki, you little rascal!
Acosta
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(08-23-2006, 06:03 PM)
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And what did yourself reply?

Correct me if Im wrong, "asking myself" is no the same than saying "I wonder"?
Vieo
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(08-23-2006, 06:03 PM)
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If 360's controller had motion control, you could rub oil on them. :D
Neo_Dasus
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(08-23-2006, 06:03 PM)

Originally Posted by Fallofmart

:(

But thats what the beach is for.

Except the women are real.



but ugly.


Which is why this game was made.
Funky Papa
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(08-23-2006, 06:04 PM)
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Hey, I like tanlines.
Fallofmart
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(08-23-2006, 06:04 PM)

Originally Posted by Gaijin To Ronin

Correct me if Im wrong, "asking myself" is no the same than saying "I wonder"?

That's fine yeah lol.

If I'd have known that english wasn't your first I wouldn't have made a silly comment :P

Originally Posted by Neo_Dasus

Which is why this game was made.

They should have made the women look like women and not dolls then :'(
TheGuardian
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(08-23-2006, 06:05 PM)
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Dunpeal
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(08-23-2006, 06:05 PM)
So....who would fund a game like this? What market would like a game like this?

I don't get it...
Coin Return
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(08-23-2006, 06:06 PM)
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I shall be purchasing this game on day one.

Pity me.
Oldschoolgamer
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(08-23-2006, 06:06 PM)
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Originally Posted by TheGuardian

I LOL'd.
Acosta
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(08-23-2006, 06:06 PM)
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If 360's controller had motion control, you could rub oil on them.

hahah, that would be a great idea, but I think that would be on the edge of what is "acceptable". Itagaki would cut your head if you touch his "daughters"
Funky Papa
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(08-23-2006, 06:06 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dunpeal

So....who would fund a game like this? What market would like a game like this?

I don't get it...

Me.

and Ferrio lawlz
Neo_Dasus
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(08-23-2006, 06:08 PM)

Originally Posted by Fallofmart

That's fine yeah lol.

If I'd have known that english wasn't your first I wouldn't have made a silly comment :P



They should have made the women look like women and not dolls then :'(


Dolls are attractive because they lack personality and free will, simply put, "Your ****toy"


EDIT: Men love women who they can take advantage of
Skilotonn
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(08-23-2006, 06:09 PM)
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Tanlines eh?

Used to hate them years ago, but Brasilian women have shown me the light that tanlines are okay... heh heh... but really, it's a nice touch that just seems natural that no one hasn't done before, like the independant boobie physics! :)

Team Ninja being the texture and polygon gods that they are, make these pics look almost CGI as usual - nice...

Really wanna see how the jet skiing will be too...
duckroll
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(08-23-2006, 06:09 PM)
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Simulation of tanlines = awesome, improved Gravia mode = yum, new areas look great. +1 Sale.
Funky Papa
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(08-23-2006, 06:10 PM)
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Another fellow perv. I approve.
Acosta
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(08-23-2006, 06:10 PM)
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If I'd have known that english wasn't your first I wouldn't have made a silly comment :P

hehe, well, you know now ;) (but Im a little sad on this, I thought my english was good enough to write few sentence in a right way).
jiji
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(08-23-2006, 06:13 PM)
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Day. One. Purchase. With no shame whatsoever.
jett
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(08-23-2006, 06:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dunpeal

So....who would fund a game like this? What market would like a game like this?

I don't get it...

DOAX was the best or second best selling XBOX title in Japan...lol.
meltpotato
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(08-23-2006, 06:26 PM)
i wonder if they are developing their own sunburn engine or licensing...
Fallofmart
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(08-23-2006, 06:34 PM)

Originally Posted by Gaijin To Ronin

hehe, well, you know now ;) (but Im a little sad on this, I thought my english was good enough to write few sentence in a right way).

It was good. Ignore me. ;)
PepsimanVsJoe
(08-23-2006, 06:44 PM)
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This game will be awesome. I hope they announce the tracklisting soon.

It's nice that games like this get made. Gotta get prepped for the anal-raping hardness that Ninja Gaiden 2 will deliver.

DoA X hate always gets a :lol out of me.
JCBossman
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(08-23-2006, 06:46 PM)

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

Seems she REALLY like the "BIG LOG"
Capsule Gang
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(08-23-2006, 07:38 PM)
Day one purchase for me.

anonymously online
Baker
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(08-23-2006, 07:57 PM)
Are there 20 achievements points for jerking off to this game?
D2M15
DAFFY DEUS EGGS
(08-23-2006, 08:01 PM)
My god, wishes do come true.

Eveningwear, more accessories and makeup and it'll be four for four.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
(08-23-2006, 08:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by perplexcity

Are there 20 achievements points for jerking off to this game?

Live camera for the...loss?
Pimpbaa
Official Forum Cocksucker
(08-23-2006, 08:04 PM)
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This will make me buy a 360. Sometimes tanlines can be sexy, although not the kind they show in these shots. Still a really cool effect tho.
Pseudo judo
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(08-23-2006, 08:07 PM)
If the jet skiing is done well I'll buy the game just for that.
Ryuukan
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(08-23-2006, 08:08 PM)
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I'll be buying this too at release. In person as well, I don't understand the fear some people here have about buying certain games in store. I guess being mentioned on the myspace page of some gamestop clerk is too threatening for some...
thetrin
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(08-23-2006, 08:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by duckroll

Simulation of tanlines = awesome, improved Gravia mode = yum, new areas look great. +1 Sale.

Oh god duck, I really hope your sarcasm is so subtle that it sounds like geniune excitement. -_-
purnoman3000
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(08-23-2006, 08:12 PM)
tan lines are hot..... on real girls
johnjohnson
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(08-23-2006, 08:13 PM)
This will be a day one purchase for me!

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