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What Simpsons gag/joke gets you every single time?
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Saint of Killers
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What? It's not Magaggie's birthday?
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Lisa, when you get to be our age, you learn a few things. Like when a sign says 'Do not feed the bears' *Homer holds up his arm with a bear cub attached to it* man, you better not feed the bears.
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I can't live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
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Lisa, when you get to be our age, you learn a few things. Like when a sign says 'Do not feed the bears' *Homer holds up his arm with a bear cub attached to it* man, you better not feed the bears.
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I can't live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
Gentleman Jack
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"It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times?! You stupid monkey!"
NinjaCoachZ
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IceDoesntHelp
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This forever and ever
opticalmace
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Yeah, that was brilliant.
EraldoCoil
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Mac the KNife
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The episide where Bart fights the gremlin on the bus.
Homer pulls up.
"Hey, boy!"
*airhorn*
Speeds away.
Homer pulls up.
"Hey, boy!"
*airhorn*
Speeds away.
This is mine too.
opticalmace
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Rockin' Ranger
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Homer: "I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebräu?"
Apu: "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it."
Homer: "Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."
Apu: "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it."
Homer: "Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."
- Dad, you just killed Zombie Flanders!
- He was a zombie?
One of the first lines that really got me
ThirtyFour
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You've got to obey those laws.
PapaJustify
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TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared
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Waylon Drums
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WHY-OH-WHY IS MY CAT DEAD?
COUKDN'T THAT CHRYSLER HAVE HIT ME INSTEAD?
I had a hamster named Lucky, he died...
I'll never forget when this first aired. I don't think I had laughed that hard up to that point in my life.
Chairman85
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TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared
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PapaJustify
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Also legendary:
TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared
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Hands of Stone
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Rockin' Ranger
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"This is a simple lie detector, I'll ask you a few questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?"
crimzonflame
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Waylon Drums
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Ugh. Never mind.
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