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EviLore
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(05-28-2016, 02:21 AM)
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Today NeoGAF hit 100 million posts.

It's been a long road. In May 2004, the final nomadic precursor to NeoGAF died suddenly from database corruption. As hobbyist admins using a black box server provided by a soon-to-be-defunct corporation, we lacked any actual shell access and weren't capable of performing any backups along the way, so everything was lost outright in an instant. On woefully underpowered hardware, the site had been crashing any time any news of significance hit, eventually down more than up. The ads placed by the corporation in exchange for the server were awful, pop-up ridden, and malware-infested. The already tiny userbase stagnated and declined, and we were all pretty damned fatigued by the time it fell apart completely in that moment.

I was 19, then, steering the ship for a couple years though very much in a collaborative effort. When it crashed and burned, this group of passionate folks who had volunteered so much time and effort for the sake of their community simultaneously sighed and slumped their shoulders and didn't see much of a course ahead. I had $0 in the bank to wave any magic wands. Forums died all the time, rarely ever stayed solvent, and usually pre-planned migrations had to happen to keep communities intact, otherwise people would spread out across the internet and find new homes and not look back after a week or two. Things looked pretty grim.

As the annoying asshole kid somehow telling a bunch of smart, capable adults what to do, however the hell I had managed to swing that, I didn't want to see the community I joined back at 14 pass into the wind. But, with no SSH access, and no control over the domain, even, and no response from the corporate end, we didn't even have a way to tell people what had happened. Dead site, dead silence.

So I figured it out as I went along, and didn't sleep until it was done. I couldn't exactly Tweet everyone about a Kickstarter in 2004, as it turned out.

No money to work with and no desire for another shitty corporate overlord ever again. I set up a Paypal account. Then I contacted Jim, the guy in charge of Gaming-Age who hosted the community back in '99 and still had some ties, and asked him for a favor: could he put up an article with an explanation I gave him and a link to a particular url? The link was my personal domain, where I wrote a little message to the people from my dead community who would happen to find it, in magnificent markup that probably looked extremely close to <html> <body> text <br><br> text </body></html>, white background and all. Went something like this:

Here's a Paypal link. I can't promise any outcomes at all or offer you anything in return. Sounds great so far, right? I'd post the Heath Ledger setting-money-on-fire image if that movie actually existed yet. But. If enough money gets dropped into that link for me to make it happen, I'll do my best to establish and run a new home for the community: a permanent, self-sustainable home, with a server good enough to not die every other breath, and without godawful malware ads infesting every page. I'll do what I can, if you trust me to. -EL

At the dawn of June 2004, I succeeded with the least(most?)-impressive-in-retrospect hilariously jank proto-crowdfunding campaign ever, and raised a whopping $2000 from a group of generous newly-former members, considering that my plaintext proposal and Paypal link on a random domain set to a blank background would make the most suspicious present-day GoFundMe campaign look like a great idea to mortgage your home on. Server and software bought, though. Avengers assembled. Policies written. Templates carved out. Light switch flipped.

$2000 ain't exactly VC money, but $2000 on Paypal can make a lot more happen than $0 in your bank account. $2000 in the hands of a stubborn, determined, negasonic teenage asshole can apparently make the biggest video game forum in the world happen. Today's 100 millionth post is matched by over 100 million pageviews a month and millions of visitors from every country on the map. But let's pause storytime, shelve any self-aggrandizement, and give credit where credit's really due.

To the people who were crazy enough to Paypal me coinage in the name of semi-benevolent dictatorship, even though you knew full well you'd probably end up getting permanently banned for one reason or another -- probably by me, too -- definitely by me, in some cases, since I'd see the "what the fuck, dude, I sent you ten bucks, doesn't that give me ban immunity" emails afterwards: take a bow for crowdfunding this adventure, if any of you are still around. I see enough OGs floating about that there have to be a few of you.

To Hitokage -- Brett -- for having my back and giving me advice and telling me when I was screwing up, co-founding the site, and being a dear friend: thanks, and rest in peace, buddy.

Thanks as well to maharg, iapetus (still with us!), and Wasabiking, for stepping up and helping get the site operational and for your contributions in the years beyond, and Shouta (also still with us!) for never dropping the u.

Thanks to the other mods and admins from that era who came along for the ride, too, all of whom have retired or been fired in the 12 years since, haha, aside from -- and don't any of you fucking forget it -- the unstoppable, ban-gifs-made-in-his-image-have-donned-the-front-page-of-Reddit, bishoptl.

To the new guard: gromph DJing the servers, stump and quin and niro and cyan as your objective superiors, m0dus on art, timan on design, my bestie on account approvals, aeana, besada, chichi, christine, CJ, cornballer, fucktroll, crushed^H^H^H^H^H^HEmCeeGramr, not-the-shitty-other-faceless, falk, funky, ghaleon, gotchaye, hyoushi, jshackles, kab, kagari, mandrake, Mike, minsc, MB, robo, seda, shinra, not-steve oldblood, stooge, stupei, tre', TDM, tim, XANDER, xia, kev, and zel on moderation, you're all the superglue to my tasty paste for the stubborn set of ideals that is NeoGAF.

Here we are, 12 years later, 17 years into my GAF adventure, 100 million posts and counting. Still independent. Still growing. Just me and my crew, and you. Thousands of times bigger, but same philosophy. Keep the thing free to read and free to use, but hard to get into and easy to get kicked out of. Stay clean and minimalist. Have standards. Don't let insular echo chambers form; "let them fight." But do it right, and focus on evidence-based debate.

Fuck corporate acquisition. Onward at the helm into the horizon. To #NoDRM. To contributions to society. To being Against. To 217. To wine coolers. To crazy buttocks. To Gahiggidy's basement. To alllllllll the SunhiLegend gifs. To NeoGAF Game of the Year 2015: The Witcher 3. To Zelda <3 Chinner. To shooting yourself in the foot. To Megaton, to Wednesdayton, and forever believing.

To the next 100 million. Cheers.

~Tyler
Last edited by EviLore; 05-28-2016 at 02:24 AM.
civilstrife
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OI OI OI!
(05-28-2016, 02:22 AM)
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Happy 100,000,000!!
Evo X
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(05-28-2016, 02:22 AM)
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Congrats!

Fantastic achievement.
mf.luder
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(05-28-2016, 02:22 AM)
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Clap, clap, clap.

Glad to be along for the ride.
SlipperyMoose
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(05-28-2016, 02:22 AM)
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My grandmother told me the neogeo was the greatest console of all time
shiyrley
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(05-28-2016, 02:22 AM)
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Congrats GAF! I'm pretty new to the community but most people have been pretty nice so far.
Landford
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(05-28-2016, 02:22 AM)
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Happy 100.000.000, to all the videogame experts.
Mifec
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(05-28-2016, 02:22 AM)
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Congrats and well done to the posters.
iosefe
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(05-28-2016, 02:22 AM)
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congrats on your site. here's to 100,000,000 more!


also. is there any way to know what post 100,000,000 is? i've been curious on if you could archive it
CorwinB
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(05-28-2016, 02:23 AM)

Originally Posted by civilstrife

Happy 100,000,000!!

Seconded. Happy One Hundred Millionpostary (or whatever) NeoGAF. Always believing :)
TheWorthyEdge
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(05-28-2016, 02:23 AM)
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Pretty cool stuff. Good read too.
Anfony O
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(05-28-2016, 02:23 AM)
Wow this truly brings tears to the eyes. Incredible how some people are motivated purely by passion
adj_noun
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(05-28-2016, 02:23 AM)
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Grats!

So who won the toaster?*

*I assume someone wins by hitting post 100000000**

**and I assume they win a toaster
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Gurnlei
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(05-28-2016, 02:23 AM)
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Grats to all the people who made them.

New poster but long time lurker.
kamineko
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(05-28-2016, 02:23 AM)
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You did good, TC

EDIT commemorative GIF
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Goose_Se7en
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
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Congrats to you EvilLore and to everyone who is part of and or has been part of Gaf.
WadeitOut
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
We're only at 100m?

Abilidebob
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
That's quite a lot.
Loudninja
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How does the sun burn?
Food for thought.
(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
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I did m part happy to be here! :)

Been here since 2007.
SoundLad
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
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congrats, may there be many more years to come
orthodoxy1095
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)


Thanks for everything EviLore.
dragonzdogma
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
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congrats
Slayer-33
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
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Did I do it Tyler?
televator
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
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You know GAF, we really are the 100,000,000 posters.
Princess Viola
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
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*salutes*
FearlessBelgian
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
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Congrats.
Sölf
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
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Well, off to another then!
xxracerxx
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
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rikichi
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
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Glad to be a part of this as well :)
gutshot
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(05-28-2016, 02:24 AM)
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We did it, GAF.
MadLaughter
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(05-28-2016, 02:25 AM)
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LOL, dozens of people trying to get post 100,000,000 and EvilLore snatched it.
AlfredX1990
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(05-28-2016, 02:25 AM)
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WE DID IT REDDIT
Now only 4194967295 more posts until overflow
Piggus
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(05-28-2016, 02:25 AM)
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Woo!
Linkyn
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(05-28-2016, 02:25 AM)
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Generations down the line, they will tell the story of this day.
Carl
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(05-28-2016, 02:25 AM)
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Congrats Tyler and here's to the next 100,000,000 (and beyond)
M_Night
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(05-28-2016, 02:25 AM)
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BELIEVE!
alr1ght
bish gets all the credit :)
(05-28-2016, 02:25 AM)
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I contributed way too many to the number.
Dennis
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(05-28-2016, 02:25 AM)
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You forgot to mention my name.
Seik
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(05-28-2016, 02:25 AM)
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That's quite big! Grats and long live GAF! Awesome community! :D

Also, nice story!
Slayer-33
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(05-28-2016, 02:25 AM)
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=483

I did it guys
Warxard
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(05-28-2016, 02:25 AM)
one the first day, it was good
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KZXcellent
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(05-28-2016, 02:26 AM)
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Thank you for your work and here's to another 100 million! E3 will give us a head start, that's for sure.
Fix-It Felix, Jr.
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(05-28-2016, 02:26 AM)
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What an awesome milestone. Congrats!
DaveOshry
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(05-28-2016, 02:26 AM)
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HUZZAH
M_Night
"And I tell you, you are SOLDIER, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell will not prevail against it." Gospel of Cloud, 16:18
(05-28-2016, 02:26 AM)
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What a magical moment in the history of the industry, the internet and the Universe itself.

Something to pass on to our grandchildren.
Last edited by M_Night; 05-28-2016 at 02:33 AM.
Smooth Operator
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(05-28-2016, 02:26 AM)
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Congrats !
Eolz
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(05-28-2016, 02:26 AM)
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Congrats!
Impressive stats, amazing story, and threads at varying degrees of quality over the years.
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(05-28-2016, 02:26 AM)
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sick I did it congrats team
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