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Funky Papa
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(10-25-2006, 02:38 PM)
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New masterpiece. Right here.

Also, this fella is the Postal dude.
brandonh83
(10-25-2006, 02:39 PM)


:lol :lol
fly high ~ayunite~
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(10-25-2006, 02:41 PM)
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nevermind :lol
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Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
(10-25-2006, 02:42 PM)
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They actually made a movie about this? Wtf... :lol
Belfast
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(10-25-2006, 02:43 PM)
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Haha yes! Zach Ward!
Fifty
I was FIDDY before 50 Cent. Moo.
(10-25-2006, 02:43 PM)
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shit, already posted above...oh well, it deserves a second posting.
:Motorbass
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(10-25-2006, 02:43 PM)
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bollfans.com

lol
Wollan
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(10-25-2006, 02:43 PM)






This is too good.
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
(10-25-2006, 02:43 PM)
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I give up on humanity. Sorry guys, you're on your own.
aku:jiki
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(10-25-2006, 02:43 PM)

:lol :lol :lol :lol
OatmealMu
I will pee on you and
your undead cousin
(10-25-2006, 02:44 PM)
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Yeah, so the picture of the midget grabbing a plush penis with a "K" on it... Yeah.
SolidSnakex
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(10-25-2006, 02:45 PM)
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Looking at that cast, it appears that people in Hollywood might've finally caught onto this guy and have started avoiding his calls.
tedtropy
$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
(10-25-2006, 02:45 PM)
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I think I just had a Uwe Bowel movement.
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
(10-25-2006, 02:46 PM)
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Is he firing a gun or taking a shit?
Meier
(10-25-2006, 02:48 PM)
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Poor Dave Foley. :lol
womp
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(10-25-2006, 02:48 PM)
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Its Scott Farkus from the modern day classic A Christmas Story...No seriously...Check IMDB. They should retitle it "Postal: Revenge on Ralphie".



:lol
Fallofmart
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(10-25-2006, 02:48 PM)
:lol :lol :lol

wtf is this
Hyoushi
Coordinator Of Rapid Rupture
(10-25-2006, 02:51 PM)
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in boll we trust
fatigues_gasolini
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(10-25-2006, 02:52 PM)
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How can you get a plot from the game? I feel sorry for the actors who took the job, probably on the fringe of going bankrupt.

OMG, the soup nazi from Seinfeld is playing Osama Bin Laden
Patrick Bateman
(10-25-2006, 02:52 PM)
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Boll and his gang:

sprsk
force push the doodoo rock
(10-25-2006, 02:52 PM)
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SCOTT FARKUS?? He had yellow eyes! So help me, god! Yellow eyes!
brandonh83
(10-25-2006, 02:52 PM)
Oh my GOD... he was Farkus!! :lol
SolidSnakex
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(10-25-2006, 02:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by bigfatgameguy

How can you get a plot from the game?

Did you miss who's directing this movie?
Defuser
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(10-25-2006, 02:53 PM)
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Dr Boll does it again.
big_z
just gonna rub one out
in the next few minutes
(10-25-2006, 02:54 PM)
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Dave Foley is in this.... why dave why!???
Xrenity
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(10-25-2006, 02:57 PM)
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Oh f***.
Matix
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(10-25-2006, 02:57 PM)

Originally Posted by brandonh83



:lol :lol


Speaks volumes...
scorpian007
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(10-25-2006, 02:59 PM)
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Oh god, what next? :lol
PhoenixDark
(10-25-2006, 02:59 PM)
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OMFG Ralphie:lol :lol :lol

I'll be there, DAY ONE
The Bookerman
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(10-25-2006, 03:00 PM)
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This won't end well.
SolidSnakex
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(10-25-2006, 03:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by scorpian007

Oh god, what next? :lol

Far Cry :P
Hyoushi
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(10-25-2006, 03:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by big_z

Dave Foley is in this.... why dave why!???

uh, isn't he already a host on celebrity poker or some shit? I'm not saying this is a step up, but Kids in the Hall was a looooong time ago.
Cravis
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(10-25-2006, 03:04 PM)
Wonder if they'll stick with their original ending. I read it's going to end with Bush and Bin Laden holding hands skipping through a garden of flowers with a rainbow appearing overhead.
DeathCabCute
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(10-25-2006, 03:05 PM)
I know uwe beat up a few reporters but did any of them kick his ass?


About the arab pic, I guess arabs are the new commies or nazi's (or zombie commie nazi's who serve the emporer of japan:D ) when it comes to vilians in movies.
plagiarize
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(10-25-2006, 03:12 PM)
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this is the only Boll movie that has a chance of being enjoyable. Postal 2 was just a nuts game that was funny if you had the right sense of humour. if it's just an off the wall insane and offensive movie... then i'm going to see it.

it's not like postal is a game that will take much to do it justice, or have it's fan base up in arms because they didn't stay true to the plot of the games.
LakeEarth
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(10-25-2006, 03:17 PM)
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The main character of this movie actually is 'Dude'?
AltogetherAndrews
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(10-25-2006, 03:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by Belfast

Haha yes! Zach Ward!

Awesome. See, the great thing about this movie is that the source material is so ****ed all the way to hell that even Boll couldn't screw up.
plagiarize
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(10-25-2006, 03:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by AltogetherAndrews

Awesome. See, the great thing about this movie is that the source material is so ****ed all the way to hell that even Boll couldn't screw up.

if that rumoured end to the movie is true, then it sounds like he's got the right kind of tone for it.

it's definately my only hope that Boll could ever do something worthy.
Phobophile
A scientist and gentleman in the manner of Batman.
(10-25-2006, 03:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by SolidSnakex

Far Cry :P

And they already would have the script:

"I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE"
DrEvil
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(10-25-2006, 03:28 PM)
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New Uwe pic for the boards, you're welcome :P
Chao
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(10-25-2006, 03:30 PM)
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Is that Uwe? Why is he wearing that? A penis plushie?


WTF?
Wario64
works for Gamestop (lol)
(10-25-2006, 04:08 PM)
what the fuq

Last edited by Wario64; 10-25-2006 at 07:54 PM.
mug
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(10-25-2006, 04:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by womp

Its Scott Farkus from the modern day classic A Christmas Story...No seriously...Check IMDB. They should retitle it "Postal: Revenge on Ralphie".



:lol

Let the nightmares begin.
Patrick Bateman
(10-25-2006, 04:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by womp

Its Scott Farkus from the modern day classic A Christmas Story...No seriously...Check IMDB. They should retitle it "Postal: Revenge on Ralphie".



:lol


Is this actually the kidīs right hair or is it only a dead fox?
Sho Nuff
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(10-25-2006, 04:16 PM)
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FARKUS!!! How can this not be the best movie ever
so1337
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(10-25-2006, 04:19 PM)
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Rober De Niro!
DeathCabCute
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(10-25-2006, 04:20 PM)

Originally Posted by Wario64

what the fuq

Wait....none of those guys are Arab!! BWWHAHAHAAHAHA@!#!! What is this, the cast from Laurence of arabia?
Daigoro
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(10-25-2006, 04:22 PM)
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FARKUS OWNZ!
PnCIa
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(10-25-2006, 04:33 PM)
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oh my god....
:lol :lol :lol :lol
:Motorbass
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(10-25-2006, 04:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by so1337



Rober De Niro!



& Jea Reno!

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