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Funky Papa
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(10-25-2006, 02:38 PM)
 
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Oh sh... POSTAL THE MOVIE PICS #1

New masterpiece. Right here.

Also, this fella is the Postal dude.
brandonh83
(10-25-2006, 02:39 PM)
 
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#2



fly high ~ayunite~
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(10-25-2006, 02:41 PM)
#3

nevermind

Last edited by fly high ~ayunite~ : 10-25-2006 at 02:45 PM.
Oldschoolgamer
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(10-25-2006, 02:42 PM)
 
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#4

They actually made a movie about this? Wtf...
Belfast
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(10-25-2006, 02:43 PM)
 
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#5

Haha yes! Zach Ward!
Fifty
I was FIDDY before 50 Cent. Moo.
(10-25-2006, 02:43 PM)
 
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shit, already posted above...oh well, it deserves a second posting.
:Motorbass
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(10-25-2006, 02:43 PM)
 
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#7

bollfans.com

lol
Wollan
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(10-25-2006, 02:43 PM)
#8







This is too good.
thetrin
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Planet Scrub!
(10-25-2006, 02:43 PM)
 
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#9

I give up on humanity. Sorry guys, you're on your own.
aku:jiki
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(10-25-2006, 02:43 PM)
 
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OatmealMu
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(10-25-2006, 02:44 PM)
 
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Yeah, so the picture of the midget grabbing a plush penis with a "K" on it... Yeah.
SolidSnakex
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(10-25-2006, 02:45 PM)
 
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#12

Looking at that cast, it appears that people in Hollywood might've finally caught onto this guy and have started avoiding his calls.
tedtropy
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(10-25-2006, 02:45 PM)
 
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#13

I think I just had a Uwe Bowel movement.
thetrin
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Planet Scrub!
(10-25-2006, 02:46 PM)
 
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Is he firing a gun or taking a shit?
Meier
(10-25-2006, 02:48 PM)
 
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#15

Poor Dave Foley.
womp
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(10-25-2006, 02:48 PM)
 
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#16

Its Scott Farkus from the modern day classic A Christmas Story...No seriously...Check IMDB. They should retitle it "Postal: Revenge on Ralphie".



Fallofmart
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(10-25-2006, 02:48 PM)
 
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wtf is this
Hyoushi
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(10-25-2006, 02:51 PM)
 
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#18

in boll we trust
gamerecks
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(10-25-2006, 02:52 PM)
 
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How can you get a plot from the game? I feel sorry for the actors who took the job, probably on the fringe of going bankrupt.

OMG, the soup nazi from Seinfeld is playing Osama Bin Laden
Graf Nudu
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(10-25-2006, 02:52 PM)
 
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#20

Boll and his gang:

sprsk
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(10-25-2006, 02:52 PM)
 
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#21

SCOTT FARKUS?? He had yellow eyes! So help me, god! Yellow eyes!
brandonh83
(10-25-2006, 02:52 PM)
 
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#22

Oh my GOD... he was Farkus!!
SolidSnakex
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(10-25-2006, 02:53 PM)
 
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#23

Originally Posted by bigfatgameguy:
How can you get a plot from the game?

Did you miss who's directing this movie?
Defuser
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(10-25-2006, 02:53 PM)
 
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#24

Dr Boll does it again.
big_z
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(10-25-2006, 02:54 PM)
 
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#25

Dave Foley is in this.... why dave why!???
Xrenity
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(10-25-2006, 02:57 PM)
 
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#26

Oh f***.
Matix
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(10-25-2006, 02:57 PM)
#27

Originally Posted by brandonh83:




Speaks volumes...
scorpian007
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(10-25-2006, 02:59 PM)
 
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#28

Oh god, what next?
PhoenixDark
(10-25-2006, 02:59 PM)
 
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#29

OMFG Ralphie

I'll be there, DAY ONE
The Bookerman
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(10-25-2006, 03:00 PM)
 
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#30

This won't end well.
SolidSnakex
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(10-25-2006, 03:00 PM)
 
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#31

Originally Posted by scorpian007:
Oh god, what next?

Far Cry :P
Hyoushi
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(10-25-2006, 03:00 PM)
 
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#32

Originally Posted by big_z:
Dave Foley is in this.... why dave why!???
uh, isn't he already a host on celebrity poker or some shit? I'm not saying this is a step up, but Kids in the Hall was a looooong time ago.
Cravis
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(10-25-2006, 03:04 PM)
 
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#33

Wonder if they'll stick with their original ending. I read it's going to end with Bush and Bin Laden holding hands skipping through a garden of flowers with a rainbow appearing overhead.
DeathCabCute
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(10-25-2006, 03:05 PM)
 
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#34

I know uwe beat up a few reporters but did any of them kick his ass?


About the arab pic, I guess arabs are the new commies or nazi's (or zombie commie nazi's who serve the emporer of japan ) when it comes to vilians in movies.
plagiarize
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(10-25-2006, 03:12 PM)
 
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#35

this is the only Boll movie that has a chance of being enjoyable. Postal 2 was just a nuts game that was funny if you had the right sense of humour. if it's just an off the wall insane and offensive movie... then i'm going to see it.

it's not like postal is a game that will take much to do it justice, or have it's fan base up in arms because they didn't stay true to the plot of the games.
LakeEarth
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(10-25-2006, 03:17 PM)
 
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#36

The main character of this movie actually is 'Dude'?
AltogetherAndrews
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(10-25-2006, 03:20 PM)
 
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#37

Originally Posted by Belfast:
Haha yes! Zach Ward!

Awesome. See, the great thing about this movie is that the source material is so ****ed all the way to hell that even Boll couldn't screw up.
plagiarize
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(10-25-2006, 03:26 PM)
 
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#38

Originally Posted by AltogetherAndrews:
Awesome. See, the great thing about this movie is that the source material is so ****ed all the way to hell that even Boll couldn't screw up.
if that rumoured end to the movie is true, then it sounds like he's got the right kind of tone for it.

it's definately my only hope that Boll could ever do something worthy.
Phobophile
A scientist and gentleman in the manner of Batman.
(10-25-2006, 03:27 PM)
 
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#39

Originally Posted by SolidSnakex:
Far Cry :P

And they already would have the script:

"I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE"
DrEvil
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(10-25-2006, 03:28 PM)
 
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#40




New Uwe pic for the boards, you're welcome :P
Chao
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(10-25-2006, 03:30 PM)
 
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Is that Uwe? Why is he wearing that? A penis plushie?


WTF?
Wario64
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(10-25-2006, 04:08 PM)
 
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what the fuq


Last edited by Wario64 : 10-25-2006 at 07:54 PM.
mug
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(10-25-2006, 04:11 PM)
 
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#43

Originally Posted by womp:
Its Scott Farkus from the modern day classic A Christmas Story...No seriously...Check IMDB. They should retitle it "Postal: Revenge on Ralphie".



Let the nightmares begin.
Graf Nudu
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(10-25-2006, 04:16 PM)
 
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#44

Originally Posted by womp:
Its Scott Farkus from the modern day classic A Christmas Story...No seriously...Check IMDB. They should retitle it "Postal: Revenge on Ralphie".





Is this actually the kidīs right hair or is it only a dead fox?
Sho Nuff
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(10-25-2006, 04:16 PM)
 
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#45

FARKUS!!! How can this not be the best movie ever
so1337
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(10-25-2006, 04:19 PM)
 
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#46



Rober De Niro!
DeathCabCute
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(10-25-2006, 04:20 PM)
 
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#47

Originally Posted by Wario64:
what the fuq


Wait....none of those guys are Arab!! BWWHAHAHAAHAHA@!#!! What is this, the cast from Laurence of arabia?
Daigoro
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(10-25-2006, 04:22 PM)
 
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#48

FARKUS OWNZ!
PnCIa
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(10-25-2006, 04:33 PM)
 
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#49

oh my god....
:Motorbass
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(10-25-2006, 04:33 PM)
 
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#50

Originally Posted by so1337:


Rober De Niro!



& Jea Reno!
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