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Baron · 05:37 AM

Dear Nintendo,

Hello. I recently purchased the game "Killer 7" for the Nintendo Gamecube. On the back of the game cover it directed me to visit the game's website at www.killer7.com. I went to this website, but did not find any information related to the game there. Instead, I found a website titled "Pics of Interracial Gangbang Movies Fu*king Hard". There were pictures of unclothed people on this site, involved in a number of deeply arousing sexual acts.

Nowhere was there any mention of the Nintendo Gamecube game "Killer 7" at the game's website. There was only porn, and lots of it. Is Nintendo an advocate of the porn? Because you see, the website of this Nintendo Gamecube game I just bought has lots of porn on it, but nothing about the Nintendo Gamecube game "Killer 7". This leads me to believe one of two things - either Nintendo is a company that produces porn, and not videogames, and this is just some mixup on my part, or Nintendo does indeed produce videogames, but wants me to watch an interracial gangbang instead of playing their videogames.

Please reply and clarify which of the two scenarios I have posited here are true.

Thank you,
[me]

...and Nintendo responds:

Nintendo finally responded to my email. I'll also post the response in my original post at the start of the thread.

Originally Posted by Nintendo of America:

Dear Mr. Baron,

Thank you for taking the time to share your concerns with Nintendo of America Inc. regarding the web site, www.killer7.com. As a company dedicated to family entertainment, Nintendo takes issues like this very seriously. Please be assured that Nintendo is in no way affiliated with this website.

We have forwarded your message to the appropriate departments within Nintendo and Capcom USA, Inc. (the developer of this game). We appreciate your concern and are pleased that you brought this issue to our attention. In the future, we encourage you to visit Nintendo's official web site at www.nintendo.com for great information on all of our products.

Thanks again for your e-mail.

Sincerely,

Nintendo of America Inc.
[name withheld]

I wonder if I'll get a message from Capcom as well.

thetrin · (10-25-2006, 07:05 PM)

Killer7 just got more awesome.

osyrus · (10-25-2006, 07:06 PM)

it would've been funnier if Nintendo goatse'd you instead.

DaCocoBrova · (10-25-2006, 07:07 PM)

:lol @ 'deeply arousing'.

Fatghost · (10-25-2006, 07:07 PM)

:lol

Spayro · (10-25-2006, 07:08 PM)

Needs more tubgirl.

methodman · (10-25-2006, 07:08 PM)

Never been to that site before, but it's pretty nice.

Joseph Merrick · (10-25-2006, 07:08 PM)

I'm pretty sure the url on the back of the box is http://www.killer-7.com and not killer7.com -- without looking at the back of any of my boxes

Rushmore · (10-25-2006, 07:09 PM)

megamail@capcom.com

John Harker · (10-25-2006, 07:09 PM)

Now THAT was well played.

Lets hope more people buy the game now :)

Mato · (10-25-2006, 07:10 PM)

Originally Posted by Joseph Merrick:

I'm pretty sure the url on the back of the box is http://www.killer-7.com and not killer7.com -- without looking at the back of any of my boxes

If that's true, you are so owned. If.

Wario64 · (10-25-2006, 07:10 PM)

Originally Posted by Joseph Merrick:

I'm pretty sure the url on the back of the box is http://www.killer-7.com and not killer7.com -- without looking at the back of any of my boxes

Nope.

Ranger X · (10-25-2006, 07:11 PM)

Originally Posted by Baron:

Dear Nintendo,

Hello. I recently purchased the game "Killer 7" for the Nintendo Gamecube. On the back of the game cover it directed me to visit the game's website at www.killer7.com. I went to this website, but did not find any information related to the game there. Instead, I found a website titled "Pics of Interracial Gangbang Movies Fu*king Hard". There were pictures of unclothed people on this site, involved in a number of deeply arousing sexual acts.

Nowhere was there any mention of the Nintendo Gamecube game "Killer 7" at the game's website. There was only porn, and lots of it. Is Nintendo an advocate of the porn? Because you see, the website of this Nintendo Gamecube game I just bought has lots of porn on it, but nothing about the Nintendo Gamecube game "Killer 7". This leads me to believe one of two things - either Nintendo is a company that produces porn, and not videogames, and this is just some mixup on my part, or Nintendo does indeed produce videogames, but wants me to watch an interracial gangbang instead of playing their videogames.

Please reply and clarify which of the two scenarios I have posited here are true.

Thank you,
[me]

EDIT: wow. Error on the box. Capcom is to blame.

You've just been "interneted". Nintendo or Capcom aren't to blame.
You mistyped the address. It's http://www.killer-7.com

Now the address redirect you there:
http://ww2.capcom.com/killer7/

levious · (10-25-2006, 07:12 PM)

so does this end the ps2 vs. GCN version superiority debate?

PantherLotus · (10-25-2006, 07:12 PM)

Someone confirm for me because I'm at work, and my boss isn't down with interracial gangbangs.

Wario64 · (10-25-2006, 07:12 PM)

Originally Posted by levious:

so does this end the ps2 vs. GCN version superiority debate?

Uh, wrong game?

NintendoGal · (10-25-2006, 07:13 PM)

Quick, someone go look at their copy as well to confirm that's the actual URL on the box. This is great stuff. :)

demi · (10-25-2006, 07:13 PM)

Originally Posted by levious:

so does this end the ps2 vs. GCN version superiority debate?

Nah, Gamecube still the best.

Baron · 07:20 PM

Joseph Merrick · (10-25-2006, 07:17 PM)

Originally Posted by Wario64:

ahaha cool. I only own jp/pal copies of the game

slaughterking · (10-25-2006, 07:17 PM)

It says www.killer-7.com on my box. It's a german PAL one though...

Rud13inJapan · (10-25-2006, 07:19 PM)

Token pedo-bear picture in legendary nintendo pron thread

ShutEye · (10-25-2006, 07:21 PM)

Quote:

deeply arousing

I just have to re-iterate:

That is the quote of the year!

Tag for Baron.

Baron · (10-25-2006, 07:22 PM)

I bought Killer 7 yesterday for $5.00 at Borders. Did I get a good deal?

DJLanglois · (10-25-2006, 07:22 PM)

This thread is destined for greatness.

I hope, with all of my heart, that Nintendo responds.

railGUN · (10-25-2006, 07:22 PM)

Same thing happened in Rainbow Six: 3 or something didn't it. Except there was a URL in a background poster, and someone saw it early, tried the domain, saw it was available, bought it and I thought hosted porn or something.

Anyways, good stuff, wonder if the webmaster for that site is gonna look at todays hits on that site and go "WTF"?

bdoughty · (10-25-2006, 07:23 PM)

Dear [me],

Just be glad you do not have to deal with mosaic in all of your porn. That stuff is really frustrating you know. How many bukkake movies can one country make just to compensate for that?

Oh yea regarding your question. Hot Virgin Next Door looks like the best of the batch from the list. Added to my favorites, will pass the link on to the higher ups and send Capcom a gift basket for some content with actual penetration, using virgins to boot, that are not covered from head to toe in semen. Happy Joy!

Love,
Nintendo [us]

Fallofmart · (10-25-2006, 07:24 PM)

:lol :lol :lol

sublime085 · (10-25-2006, 07:26 PM)

I know zelda.com used to be porn. I tried going to the site during OOT hype, and low and behold I got titties instead.

Baron · (10-25-2006, 07:27 PM)

My original thread title was better!

Anyhow, Nintendo's website says it takes up to 24 hours for a response, so I'll keep an eye out for it and post their response here when it arrives.

Jive Turkey · (10-25-2006, 07:28 PM)

Originally Posted by Baron:

My original thread title was better!

No it wasn't.

:lol

kenta · (10-25-2006, 07:28 PM)

What makes you think this is Nintendo's issue and that they will therefore care

Baron · (10-25-2006, 07:29 PM)

Originally Posted by Jive Turkey:

No it wasn't.

:lol

okay, it had fewer letters.

Mato · (10-25-2006, 07:31 PM)

Now hush ya'll. We love our Nintendo, we don't want to cause any trouble for them do we? Besides Nintendo wasn't the publisher of this was it?

Brobzoid · (10-25-2006, 07:32 PM)

bahaha. my pal killer7 ps2 says killer-7.com :\

and this page sucks, it only directs you to pay-for-porn pages :(

Jive Turkey · (10-25-2006, 07:32 PM)

Originally Posted by Baron:

okay, it had fewer letters.

And less OMGWTFBBQ!-esque overreaction. GAF isn't GAF without overreactions.

Beezy · (10-25-2006, 07:32 PM)

Nice find. :lol

Ranger X · (10-25-2006, 07:32 PM)

Originally Posted by Mato:

Now hush ya'll. We love our Nintendo, we don't want to cause any trouble for them do we? Besides Nintendo wasn't the publisher of this was it?

Capcom is the publisher. I suppose Jack Thompson reads GAF and will cook something out of this all.

EDIT: LOLOLOLOL @ the new thread title

Oldschoolgamer · (10-25-2006, 07:34 PM)

Originally Posted by TheTrin:

Killer7 just got more awesome.

:lol :lol

I went to the site....

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol Its a gigantic ass wall of text, with some images at the bottom.

goldenpp72 · (10-25-2006, 07:34 PM)

killer7 came to ps2 so no nintendo didnt publish it.

Nintendo wouldnt get in trouble for this just like microsoft/sony didnt get in trouble for hot coffee.

Uncle · (10-25-2006, 07:35 PM)

That site puzzles me. Why are "Teens For Cash" and "Casting Couch Teens" categorized as hardcore porn and not as teen porn? I demand answers, Nintendo!

GoldenEye 007 · (10-25-2006, 07:37 PM)

Uhhh.... I'd like to blam..... thank Capcom...

Mato · (10-25-2006, 07:38 PM)

Originally Posted by Ranger X:

Capcom is the publisher. I suppose Jack Thompson reads GAF and will cook something out of this all.

EDIT: LOLOLOLOL @ the new thread title

There, see Capcom is the one caught in a hot coffee like scandal. The thread title accusation is not justified.

jenov4 · (10-25-2006, 07:38 PM)

this rocks. lol.

LOCK · (10-25-2006, 07:39 PM)

So funnny. But pointless though.

mrroboto · (10-25-2006, 07:40 PM)

Nintendo teh mature. :lol

Ranger X · (10-25-2006, 07:41 PM)

Originally Posted by Mato:

There, see Capcom is the one caught in a hot coffee like scandal. The thread title accusation is not justified.

Still, the blame wouldn't really be for Capcom. A typo can happen and it wasn't deliberate as other version of the box are with the correct address.
It's just an infortunate coincidence that some basturd had a website with a similar address (or deliberate on his part!!).
It's like you'd blame whatever website for posting an article talking about Hotmail where they made a typo and wrote "hotmale"...

Baron · (10-25-2006, 07:41 PM)

Originally Posted by Mato:

There, see Capcom is the one caught in a hot coffee like scandal. The thread title accusation is not justified.

But the Everyman isn't going to look at Killer 7's website for Gamecube and think "Oh noes, Capcom?", but "Holy Lord Almighty! Nintendo has the titties!"

{Mike} · (10-25-2006, 07:43 PM)

Maybe Killer 7 refered as a party of 7 porn stars

Jive Turkey · (10-25-2006, 07:44 PM)

Originally Posted by Ranger X:

...an article talking about Hotmail where they made a typo and wrote "hotmale"...

hotmale.com just spiked in hits because of your post.